Jesus Christ resurrected from the dead he is the only person who has done so in real life this actually happened he died so that our sins could be forgiven if we want to be saved and ascend to the Spiritual Kingdom of the Creator God we must believe in Jesus Christ and follow his teachings we will go through the same process as Jesus dying and then being resurrected in an improved body one day we will face death it will be your individual decision whether you wish to believe and go to Heaven and obtain eternal life or die in the dust in non existence or go to Hell
>>42178893Zalmoxis did it too also Jesus sucked the drug ladled pre-ejaculate out of little boys penises
"real life" lol
>>42178893what about Lazarus
>>42178893Here's what I want you to do: Dress up like satan. Put on your absolute best satan costume. Once you've done so, I want you to go stand in front of a mirror. Then, putting on your best satan impression, I want you to read what you just wrote in the OP. If this doesn't snap you out of your hypnosis, I'm not sure what will.
>>42178893>he is the only person who has done so in real lifethats where youre wrong
>>42178914why are these vile 'people' so tryhard?
>>42178914Bambi sleep.
I'm not gonna say much but it's a banner, it's part of board culture.
Let's take a look at Matthew 7:13-14>13 “Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it. 14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it.What you're suggesting>just "believe" in jesus dude!is quite a wide gate to go through, and a huge portion of the world is already doing that.
>>42178893Ok but you know he talked to demons. It's not a dealbreaker or anything but seems kind of sus.
>>42178893Amen!
>>42178893I like how one can drink kool-aid, even with a straw
>>42178893The fact that you think The Creator would create the Christian or Islamic Hell means you don't believe The Creator is merciful.
>>42178893sounds like witchcraft to me
>>42178893have fun following a child rapist>>42180146how the fuck are you stupid enough to read that and think that "god" is of a single bit of worth
>>42178893> follow Jesus ChristAnd the Wizard asked his disciples, which finger is the finger of power.
>>42180549>how the fuck are you stupid enough to read that and think that "god" is of a single bit of worthI read that and it tells me that 1)this reality is a test 2) this world is a place to leave, and 3) every religion and mainstream conception of god is a trap that will only keep us stuck here.
>>42178893Amen, Christ is the only one who can save us from our flawed carnal state, ever since converting, death actually seems exciting instead of something to be feared, a majority of things of the world are inverse and contrary to God, even funny little things like "Dog" being God backwards and the world classifying dogs as "man's best friend" when man's best friend really is the creator and not dog (although dogs are wonderful creations)
>>42180549>have fun following a child rapistOP didn't post mohammed tho?
I don't want to follow a jew.
>>42180949If you actually read the scriptures, you'd realise it doesn't paint Jews in the light you think it does, Jesus was peaceable amongst all men except the self righteous Pharisees. Why do you think the Talmud blasphemes worse than the edgiest underage atheist redditchanner?
>>42178893nah, theres a whole list of people who actually did it first, and actually way better, no jews required.
>>42180989oh no theres 'Luke' jesus, (3rd edition of the Gospel™) which is basically the chad jesus, where hes here with the sword to smite all his enemies, jews, sodomites, canaanites and samaritans or whateveras opposed to first edition jesus who gets arrestes with that naked boy, dies like a bitch crying for his daddy why have you forsaken meeeee, and never resurrectsbasically jews wrote one original version, received criticism and feedback, edited out those criticisms or rewrote parts of the story to make it more palatable towards the retards being targetted. then the church went back and rewrote the ending of the first gospel and put it in second in order, to try to confuse people so they dont see the very clear editorialization pattern. its all rather jewish. but it works on stupid people, and there are alot of stupid people, otherwise christianity wouldve never gotten off the ground, and jews would be extinct.
>>42180932>ever since converting, death actually seems exciting instead of something to be fearedThis is the reason they want to destroy the world
This Holy Week i wish that all those who deny God and Jesus will return to the faith
>>42180932>the creator in question that not just forcebly created without consent but forces you to exit regardless if you want it or not and on top allows demons to rule this realmReally doesn't sound like friend let alone best friend
>>42178893Nice fanfiction.
>>42183439You dont believe in God Ghosts or Aliens? why are you here then?
>>42178893It's funny. From time to time anons who were just converted come here to spread their mind virus. It's a never ending attack. The christians never learn. They want to assimilate everyone.
>>42178893>he is the only person who has done so in real life this actually happenedFirst, read the Bible, bro.
>>42180487In fact, the only true Christianity is Haitian Voodooism and Jesus was the first Lich.
>>42183471I read the bible. And then I read the 7 tablets of the Enuma Elish. I've learned Enlil is Satan. Also known as yahweh. Enki saved mankind.
>>42178893However we know you lost
Reminded: Jesus was aborted by the designated person of birth, Heaven was torn asunder by demons, no one is left to save them.
>>42180989Don't care. God is a retarded tranny that rapes me everyday
>>42178893Satan killed Jesus and sent him to hell for a few days to do forced labor, and then the demiurge said "haha this jew nigger" and let him return to heaven.
>>42178893He isn't dead.We know where he is physically located.It's quite far away.I'm more interested in how he moved into position, because he is about 3 billion light years from here, right now.
>>42178893>Jesus Christ resurrected from the dead he is the only person who has done so in real life this actually happenedQuite a lot of people have died briefly and been resurrected. Happens all the time in the ER. Arguably these people are more real than your Abrahamic nonsense
>>42183664>>42183661When he returns the world will tremble because now he will come as Judge and the Atheists wept and trembled with fear when they saw Jesus return in his greatest glory
>>42180747Ring finger, left hand
>>42183369Then stop judging and alienating everyone with your obnoxious beliefs. It's that easy. People don't want to believe in something that shits on them or sell them some kind of bs lie. All you christians do is judge others despite that supposedly being God's job. You people are inconsistent
>>42183664Jesus is on mars?
>>42178893This must be an April Fool’s joke! Surely, you’re not Sirius?
