Are there any happy and uplifting schizo theories as opposed to “there’s baby blood in Pepsi” or “the demiurge will rape our assholes for all of eternity” or whatever?
Well there were a lot of religious that saw beautific visions if that counts...
inner world can be as glittery crystal rainbow castles as you wish
>>42182684I remember stumbling upon some delightful schizoblog back in the 10s that claimed ancient Agarthan bloodlines would suddenly come out of hiding, bringing with them giant stashes of gold to redeem global debt and save mankind from financial slavery and usher in a Golden Age of enlightened monarchism/synarchism, with them as the kings of all nations of course. I think they were supposed to bringing along future tech too to cure aging and all diseases.There was no implication that there was any catch or that this was in any way sinister, no "subscribe now to be first in line for the debt jubilee!" scam, it was just pure unfettered hopium.
>>42182684>Everything is perfectly fine and "normal"That's my favorite schizo theory
>>42182684The only "happy" one I can think of, is Operation Highjump. The one where Admiral Byrd supposedly flew into Agartha and saw giants and alien technology. It's a cool schizo theory, I lowkey wish the aliens would come save this timeline! What if we really aren't truly alone out there? That would be dope.
>>42182684Generate enough inner light within your consciousness through pure love of everything you can become aware of and it will elevate your soul into a higher less limited realm. A secret initiation into the cosmic mystery. If you polarize far enough towards love, your whole body will fill with light, and undergo a qualitative transformation into a higher state of being existence as conscious light and ethereal matter. This is what is known as ascension.
>>42182684According to my voices I'm going to ascend after I die so there's that.
>>42182684Ive seen some things that suggest the Masons have made everything fake, gay, and retarded so that they can be the saviors and fix everything around 2030
>>42182684If it had good intentions they wouldn't need to keep it a secret
>>42182684Yes, plenty, but not in the West.It is well documented that the West only gets depression and evil/hateful voices.Eastern schizos often talks about the voices being friendly and helpful.
>>42187319Why did I have to be schizo in Australia?
>>42182684Depends how far you tilt your head
>>42182684Superpowers, psychic abilities, and magic are real things you can learn and develop. You can astral project and learn to become aware of and control your dreams. They try to hide this from the masses by brow-beating school children with materialist views. They also want you to be misanthropic, seeing humanity as limited and flawed, when the non-human element is the real problem (NPCs and demonic possession are the real problems, not the player characters).Another whitepill is that demons hide outside of human sight for a reason, they aren't as powerful as they claim if they have to hide their existence from us constantly. Look at roswell, the miami mall incident, and the kyle odom stuff, they memory hole stuff that points to the non-human very quickly or try to delegitimize it/make it sound crazy.
>>42190680how do I develop superpowers? I want to be a bender from avatar, i don't care which element they're all super cool
>>42190821You can't shoot fireballs but prophetic insight is not out of the question. I've accurately predicted the future on more than one occasion using digital divination.
>>42182684Sure are.The reason we find ourselves "alone" in the Universe, is because it is made that way, because somehow, despite being primates on a rock flying through space, humans are actually important at the Universe scale, and don't yet realize it.The Blue Eisenhower November creed.Humans are inherently immortal. We just don't believe in it.Thus, when humans die, we send them off into the Boltzmann informational abyss, with no viable means of even sending a signal back to Earth, let alone returning home.If this version of reality is correct, eventually one of us makes it.We've sent 20-100 billion homo sapiens into the afterlife at this point.Obviously the scatter shot with no training approach hasn't yielded success.That's why Blue Eisenhower November's major push, is for people to learn how to make an atomic clock from scratch.So you can engineer a way to arrive at Earth seconds, no matter when or where you are located in space-time.It's the very keystone of navigation back to this planet, if you arise as a Boltzmann instance, anywhere or anytime else.
>>42190925As much as I hate to say it, any BEN man that makes their way out there, if you find a way to get back here, you have to bring enough firepower and defense, to take the whole planet on, no diff.Any other outcome, and you will change nothing.If you come back here, able to make entire countries disappear, then people might just have to listen to what you have to say.Don't give them a choice of sweeping you under the rug. That's actually important.
>>42182684The Nobody sticking it to TPTB for a laugh and memory in the box
Yeah man, God is real, he loves (most) of us, and he just wants to make human history as cool as possible. Congrats!
Rapture in 3 years
>>42182684“Let's suppose that you were able every night to dream any dream that you wanted to dream. And that you could, for example, have the power within one night to dream 75 years of time. Or any length of time you wanted to have. And you would, naturally as you began on this adventure of dreams, you would fulfill all your wishes. You would have every kind of pleasure you could conceive. And after several nights of 75 years of total pleasure each, you would say "Well, that was pretty great." But now let's have a surprise. Let's have a dream which isn't under control. Where something is gonna happen to me that I don't know what it's going to be. And you would dig that and come out of that and say "Wow, that was a close shave, wasn't it?" And then you would get more and more adventurous, and you would make further and further out gambles as to what you would dream. And finally, you would dream ... where you are now. You would dream the dream of living the life that you are actually living today.”
>>42186201>Agarthan bloodlines would suddenly come out of hiding, bringing with them giant stashes of gold to redeem global debt and save mankind from financial slavery and usher in a Golden Age of enlightened monarchism/synarchism,Oy vey of the highest order
>>42190882You can shoot fireballs but it requires shooting fireball levels of work. You need to bring your higher self down from the astral which means establishing the connection then building up your light body on Earth and increasing the strength of your astral body and then bringing it from the astral. That requires being very I tune with your spirit guides and higher self because the world was full of fireball flinging a long long time ago but darkness has infected all the channels that allowed those powers to take place. Now people think magic is ceremonial junk, rituals where they sell their soul and curse people, or manifestation. A long time ago it was everything we have read or watched and fiction and more. Prepare yourself because things are coming where you’re going to need to throw fireballs.
>>42182684The simulation is controlled by human thought and emotion to harvest us for suffering as some sort of limitless resource. But because it's controlled by our thoughts and emotions we can escape by becoming bad batteries in a sense. Reduce your suffering output not by chasing hedonic bullshit that will never satisfy you. Reduce it by letting it sort of wash over you and not creating new suffering to escape the guaranteed ones.
>>42192213>become a shitty battery to spite the space niggers Based. What about humans who create suffering though? Are they, like, the demiurges little flesh toadies?
>>42192419Nah. Just highly efficient batteries. Think oh sheniqua with 12 kids that will each go on to have another 12 kids each with a criminal record miles long. Think of all of the suffering they can cause for themselves and others. The architect must be blushing at those numbers. But I really do think that's it.>First humans become self aware>Complain of suffering in the cold>Build shelter and society to escape suffering>This requires labor and producing more children>Those children need to be fed so you settle in place and grow crops>Those crops require more labor and suffering even though food used to be free to collect>So you work a job selling trinkets to afford food and now you can buy food but your hut isn't as nice as the next guys and he has more children>So you suffer more creating more humans to get the new thing>But now the people across the valley want the shiny rocks you've been turning into trinkets so you need to send a few of your boys off to die and suffer to stop them>But it's ok because they created new humans before they left that will avenge their deathHuman desire creates suffering and the universe is perfectly tailored to have us keep producing more suffering the more we desire. All the way down to our brain chemistry that can get used to pleasure until it's so boring we actively crave chaos.
>>42182684All of the schizo shit is just aliens poking fun at their chosen pets. Humanity in general is actually pretty safe and they sometimes cure people of diseases when they feel like it.
>>42190680>Superpowers, psychic abilities, and magic are real things you can learn and develop. You can astral project and learn to become aware of and control your dreams.This. Check this out OP: https://mega.nz/folder/Lx4iFL6I#BegNbkCyWo6vU48tHQdwXgYou can accomplish everything you can imagine and more, and everything you have to know to make it happen it's Who (You) really are, which is the higher truth of existance.
>>42190680>They also want you to be misanthropic, seeing humanity as limited and flawed, when the non-human element is the real problem (NPCs and demonic possession are the real problems, not the player characters).100% this.
