Today is the day of the jester, the only day where the truth is so absurd it might actually be heard by the universe. If you're tired of the echoes in your own head and the cold side of the bed, consider this your digital altar.I am performing a ritual for the lonely hearts, the misplaced souls, and the chronically misunderstood forever alones. I am going to "manifest" on your behalf too. If you want the universe to provide, you have to be honest though. No posturing. No I'm a nice guy/girl platitudes, no, be real.Drop your truth. I need to know about the Vessel (Who are you, really? Not your job title or your height. What is the part of your soul you usually keep locked in the basement?), the Shadow (What kind of partner you think you are looking for? Give me the specifics, the weird traits, the niche obsessions, the aesthetic that makes your heart stop) and the Hunger (Why? Why do you actually want someone? Is it the silence of your place? The need for someone to witness your existence? The desire for a collaborator in your specific brand of misery? Why cannot you be alone?)The price is simple. Honesty is the only currency on this day. If you lie to yourself here, if you cannot laugh at yourself, the ritual will fail for you. Maybe now, maybe forever. Second condition is, you have to say yes. When you meet who you asked for, you consent and you consumate the union of souls. I am going to feel it. But, no judgment if you have any twisted desires. We are all fools today. You ask anonymous, OP is likely a faggot, passion is silly, and the thread is probably a prank as if such things as anons performing rituals on /x/ ever happen. You have till sunset. I perform my ritual at 23:00, UTC.
i suppose i can answer to the best of my ability. even if op is a huge faggot, so what? we're all fools today.>The Vesselwho am i, really? it's a good question. i'd say i'm the inquisitive type. one who peers into places they know they likely shouldn't, possibly out of a sense of greed - greed for more knowledge, more ability, more power, more freedom. and yet, there is very little i do with the knowledge i learn. perhaps i only seek to entertain myself. i'm brave enough to admit my self destructive tendencies and my sore lack of self-image today. the screams locked away in the deepest basement, that no matter how hard i push on trying to ignore them, there remains a portion of me that belives myself unfit for and unworthy of my desires>The Shadowi'm into the nerds, the autists, the emo freaks with just as many weird niche hobbies as i am, and are unashamed to include them as parts of themselves. admittedly, it would not be a stretch to say i'm looking for a mirror image of myself, someone i can connect with over shared interests, ideals, morals, etc. which leads me to...>The Hungerwhy is it that i "need" someone? i suppose i could truthfully use help with my confidence. sure op is a faggot but like i'm also a self-loathing little freak, so i can't throw stones too hard from within my glass house. perhaps i'm tired of silence, but perhaps i also just want to know i'm not the only person like myself. someone else who thinks as i do, someone who i feel can truly understand me just as i understand them. and, in the spirit of truth, i struggle with internal validation. it's always felt wrong to say yes to myself. perhaps that's truly what i want. whether it's what i need is a different story, but i'm answering as honest as i can in a 3am melatonin-fueled stupor.my thanks, OP. if i can ask, have you done rituals for anons in the past? how did it go? and do you have experience in manifesting stacked hotties? i'll admit my tits preference, this is no time for shame.
>>42187612Funny filename, I had a friend who was named ash until she ghosted me out of her life for encouraging her not to give up and isolate herself. This feels like a dating questionnaire and I don't like that, so instead I'm just going to free-form it a bit. I am Alec, and I live in Oregon. But at heart I'm someone who love nature, from the trees to the mycelium, I love the interconnectedness of it all and if there were two things I'd need from a partner it be that they be able to see that same beauty and that they'll always make time to comfort and console me. I don't like having sex all the time, and if anything relationships where sex is the only intimate act or that all other intimate acts lead to sex they just never work out I want to be someone's best friend not their fuck toy and verbal punching bag. I want to be seen and felt.and I want to do the same back so someone who really needs it too.
>>42187612I'll give it a whirl, even if OP may be a faggot.>The VesselWho am I, really? It's hard to say since I think I'm still figuring that part out. At the very least, I am aware of my seemingly paradoxical mindsets. I want to better myself, yet I routinely engage in self-destructive tendencies. I have a generally positive "Everything is going to work out" view of life, yet there's a very deep rage in my soul that rears its ugly face from time to time. I'm not the biggest fan of the world and society at large, yet, if I'm being honest, I desperately want to be accepted by some parts of it. Very much so the reserved, curious, observer type that loves to learn new things. Although, I can be fairly excitable if the right topics/buttons are pressed, or the feeling is right.>The ShadowThe Shadow has always been flexible for me. She could be nerdy, reserved, or quiet like me, but I've also been interested in the ones who are outgoing and could potentially show me sides of myself I never knew existed. Above all else, she should be sure of who she is and be someone who isn't easily swayed by the world. If I'm being completely honest, I also prefer the obsessive type. Maybe it comes from a place of internal validation issues, and she certainly shouldn't be TOO clingy (we'll both need our own space, after all), but knowing she is obsessed with ME could make all the difference.>The HungerMy craving for intimacy is likely the main driver. Since I have gone nearly my entire life without that kind of connection, I feel that hunger for it grows even more as time passes. Knowing that I can be wholly accepted by someone else on that level is something I've always wanted. Of course, sex is included in that. I've always had a high libido, and we all have that animal side to ourselves. It also comes from a place of duty. As my family's only son, I feel it is my duty to have a family of my own.Thanks OP, even if you are a raging homosexual.
>>42187612>Drop your truthi hate myself>the Vessel nobody>the Shadowme>the Hungeri wanna find myself again
>>42187612>Today is the day of the jesterToday is supposed to be the beginning of the new year. It's spring now, it makes more sense for the year to begin when nature is waking up again instead of in January when it's cold and sleeping. The elite made the 1st of April a fools' day instead to humiliate you, this is surface level /x/ knowledge you didn't know and you want to perform complex rituals for strangers.
>>42187612>ritual for lonely heartsHate to break it to you, but there was this guy. He did it before you. Disguised it as a political event. He already ran off with the goods.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtXl8xAPAtA
