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>>42189703
we are engines of flesh, and that flesh needs continuous upkeep, so that we may live more substantial lives. we all still rot eventually, just not as fast as smaller organisms

https://youtu.be/ByaOT2wPLV4

>>42189703
Burger Enlightenment is not to be found in a Mc Donald's or any other restaurant. It can only be found in your own kitchen.

Get yourself a 10 inch cast-iron frying pan.
Get yourself a burger press. I use The Sasquash.
Get some 80% ground beef, and potato buns.
Heat the frying pan for 7 minutes on high heat until it sizzles.
Toast the buns on the frying pan.
Cover the burger iron with parchment paper so it doesn't stick.
Form a ball a bit bigger than a tennis ball out of ground beef.
Set a timer for 2 minutes 30 seconds.
Put the ground beef ball into the frying pan and smash it down, and hold it for 30 seconds.
After the time is up, flip the burger. Salt.
Set the timer for 2 minutes and 30 seconds and start.
When there's 45 seconds left, add cheese.
Eat a burger that's better than any restaurant.

This is only the first step on your path of being a burger acolyte. In time you will take another.

>>42189770
>smash burgers
holy based

>>42189770
>elite burger knowledge
>no mention of seasoning
the most paranormal thing about this is that wypipo don't season dey food

>>42189800
to be fair, smash burgers don't need much besides some salt and pepper and whatever burger toppings you like, because of that delicious caramelized beef

>>42189810
>no garlic powder at a minimum
0/10

>>42189823
just toss some sriracha on there, maybe mix it with a lil mayo, toss in some pickled jalapenos, pepperjack cheeze, ez pz

smash burgers really do stand on their own very well, if it was another kind of beef dish i would agree with you but still

>>42189838
ok chief you lost me at siracha and mayo.
not only is your taste objectively bad, I don't think that there's any coming back from this. >wypipo don't season dey food != spicy food
look, basically, OP is a total fucking manchild, and doesn't understand anything about eating fucking goyslop. then you make a fucking mess out of a burger recipe trying to pretend like your spicy sandwich is even worth dolling up that far when all you needed was some pre-gaming. like nigga, do you even mushroom and swiss?

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>>42189938
well, i like it spicy. you can have objectively bad taste in food if you like but it doesn't change how tasty a spicy burger is

>>42189962
bruh. I live in the chile capital of the world.
if you can't figure out how to at least shill the most esoteric ingredients please don't bother ruining perfectly worthwhile burger recipes outside of trolling /ck/.
I can get a green chile cheeseburger at mcdonalds. your whole argument is moot.

>>42189985
my argument is that smash burgers don't need fancy shit like garlic in them to be tasty, and if you want more spices on one, you can add them as toppings

and you're going off about goyslop and how le ebin cool your culture is, as if anybody gives a shit lmao

>>42190007
>getting emotional over a piece of food
least delusional /x/ namefag trooner.

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>>42190046
hey, i'm delusonmaxxing and troonmaxxing over here, you saying all my work is for nothin'?! >:0

https://youtu.be/zBGH9iOdxss

>>42190059
ok look. condiments != spices != spicy

>>42190079
if you're making thicker burger patties, or any other beef dish where you aren't getting candied beef, you'd be absolutely right, but smash burgers are a different beast, that's all i'm sayan

>>42189703
first evolution is fake and satanic
ok, second:

So the Lord God said to the serpent:

“Because you have done this,
You are cursed more than all cattle,
And more than every beast of the field;
On your belly you shall go,
And you shall eat dust
All the days of your life.
And I will put enmity
Between you and the woman,
And between your seed and her Seed;
He shall bruise your head,
And you shall bruise His heel.”

To the woman He said:
“I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception;
In pain you shall bring forth children;
Your desire shall be for your husband,
And he shall rule over you.”

Then to Adam He said, “Because you have heeded the voice of your wife, and have eaten from the tree of which I commanded you, saying, ‘You shall not eat of it’:

“Cursed is the ground for your sake;
In toil you shall eat of it
All the days of your life.

Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for you,
And you shall eat the herb of the field.
In the sweat of your face you shall eat bread
Till you return to the ground,
For out of it you were taken;
For dust you are,
And to dust you shall return.”