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Anonymous

04/02/26(Thu)22:56:12 No.42195393

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Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)22:56:12 No.42195393 Archived

What secret knowledge does he possess that i must go to him every 6 months? I brush my teeth every day, why must I see the tooth shaman?

Anonymous
04/02/26(Thu)23:12:42 No.42195443

Anonymous 04/02/26(Thu)23:12:42 No.42195443

>>42195393
Just gargle salt water and brush teeth daily
Dentists are scammers who need you to pay their mortgage and bmw lease

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)00:14:22 No.42195624

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)00:14:22 No.42195624

>>42195393
Space nazi and grey abductions use dentist screen memories to install tracking chips in the face

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)04:15:00 No.42196170

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)04:15:00 No.42196170

>>42195393
So he can etch ritual marks into your gums. The mark of the beast expires every 6 months

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)04:21:39 No.42196189

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)04:21:39 No.42196189

>>42195393
My dentist is Russian and I study Russian
Russia is very important because i am the one who is supposed to start that baffling war with Russian and Mexican

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)04:24:51 No.42196195

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)04:24:51 No.42196195

>>42195443
I brushed daily and still got my teeth fucked from eating too much candy
My saliva isn’t really dry so any candy or sweet acts like acid
Just a few session of carelessly eating a bag of candy while gaming fucked my teeth

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)14:53:05 No.42197988

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)14:53:05 No.42197988

>>42196195
Sure thing liar. Lay off the meth and dick sucking and actually brush your teeth for once

Anonymous
04/03/26(Fri)14:56:53 No.42198009

Anonymous 04/03/26(Fri)14:56:53 No.42198009

>>42195393
They ensure your third eye remains firmly shut every time they apply fluoride to your teeth. You need to return every 6 months since it starts losing it’s effectiveness after 6 months.