The more you look into it, the less sense it makes. Look at those tall ones, their blood pressure would have to be 30 psi just to overcome the hydrostatic pressure to get blood to their brains. Their soft tissue would rupture under that pressure.
>>42205790Paleontology is a pseudoscience. It's just fanfiction.
What do you think how hedgehogs and armadillos and stuff reproduce you fucking retard
>>42205790Even if you believe fossils are real (press /x/ to doubt), the extrapolations are still laughably absurd.>find pebble sized rock>imagine its a tooth fragment>fantasize giant lizard monsters>create a billion dollar Hollywood franchise Seems legit, right bros?
>>42205832kys furfag. We're talking about dinosaurs, not your degenerate hedgehog shit
Dinos were cold blooded egg layers. Reptiles. The female plops out the egg onto a nest on the ground, then, a male comes along and nuts onto the egg, the nut then fertilizes said egg. Just like chickens. There is no inn/out....they missed out on all of that action.
It's all fake
>>42205790Maybe the males have gigantic prehensile penises that they can curve underneath the female's tail. Or the female could just lay down on her side while the male goes to town.
>>42205935wtf I never knew chickens work like this and I collect eggs daily
>>42205790I find most people who think dinosaurs are fake believe in dragons What’s the difference?
>>42205935dude… bro. that’s not. thats not how chickens get fertilized eggs. the rooster fucks the hen and gives it sperm inside of the hen. holy shit. >>42205978yeah because that’s not how it works.google is free but so is being a moron
>>42206155Reminds me of a joke Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs?Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been fucking chickens
>>42205790>Are dinosaurs a psyop?Yes but whats interesting is the Smithsonian taking the supposed "giant remains"
>>42205952The purpose on that image is to not share a point, but to win the argument by making the argument ridiculous.
>>42205935You're thinking of fish and amphibians, amniotes don't reproduce like that.
>>42206244Almost everyone in this thread is lying for the lulz.
>>42206189that’s the kind of joke someone’s uncle who smells like cigarettes and booze at 10am on Easter Sunday tells a child when the parents leave the room.
>>42205935Chickens fuck.Fish spray and pray.
>>42206286>Chickens fuck.You want a good girl, but you need that bad cloacussy.
I understand now, why Sorbek was the god of rivers and semen. I wonder though, if crocodiles in the ancient world had just as many mutations as modern ones.
My stance is they are real but not as old as they say. Maybe even really recent, who knows. But I don't buy that timeline. Hundreds of millions of years? Just think about it, fr. Hundreds of millions of years ago? Fuck off lmao
>>42205790I think dinosaures are Both Real and astral things. The T-Rex is fake and gay
>>42205790>their blood pressure would have to be 30 psi just to overcome the hydrostatic pressure to get blood to their brainsTrue, but this was all explained by electric universe theory: Gravity was much lower in dinosaur days. It's the same reason why 30-foot tall humans existed.No one can say when or how the electromagnetic forces on earth changed and made gravity stronger, but it was undoubtedly lower in the past.You'll notice, by the way, that Muh Science never addresses the problem of dinosaurs being too big to exist, at the same time they tell us that gravity has always been the same since the beginning of the universe, at the same time they admit that elephants are the largest possible land animals. Makes you wonder what else they're not telling us.
>>42205790I don't give a fuck! They look cool as hell!
>>42205935They still carried the sexual tension though! Lok at this guy, he hasnt nutted for years. LOOK HOW PISSED OFF HE IS!!
>>42206458This guys hate T Rexs too - He fucken SHANKS EM!! GET EM CHIVVY!!
>>42206155Google does the fucken best DINO's EVER!! I rendering EVERY DINO in ARK!!
lmaooooo
>>42205790my father was a career sailor for many years, in the 50ies he ate mammoth meat in alaska, your logic dosnt just apply to large dinosaurs, even a mammoth is like 2.5-3x the scale to ambulate on earth... today, its a mistake to assume "gravity" static just cause it is now.
>>42205935>everyone in the thread shitting on dinosaurs saying they’re completely made up>anon has a good idea about how they had sex>idea is dismissed, as if we know how dinosaurs biology worked based on a few of their bones The hipocrisy is insane in this thread. If all we have is some shitty bone fragments how can we claim to know how they reproduced?
>>42205790Yea, someone's lying. The only people you can trust are your pastor and your local GOP politician.
>>42207233So dinos had giant tentacle monster appendages for moving freely into a target location for insemination?Like a hentai?
>>42207350That sounds pretty stupid right? But the male Dino cumming on a few wet eggs seems a lot more possible.
>>42207358>But the male Dino cumming on a few wet eggs seems a lot more possible.At first that sounds plausible, but the more I think about it the more ridiculous it is.Just pissing in a toilet and not getting any outside the bowl can be challenging, even for me and I got a pretty big dick so the distance I have to aim is less than most men.For a dinosaur to jizz on an egg, he's aiming at a smaller target, 10 feet away from his shlong, and he's eyeballing it from like 50 feet away, if he can see what he's doing at all. Most of them wouldn't be able to see what they're doing at all, and they got no hands to aim with.It's mission impossible.
>>42207468Perhaps the dino just shakes his schlong around like a watersprinkler and hopes to hit something some of the time with a sizable deludge? Then after the eggs harden in case of dry or unsanitary conditions presumably.
>>42206235Elephants have prehensile dicks.>>42206254Not me.
>>42207523But if we're imagining a specialized sprinkler dong we're right back to this problem >as if we know how dinosaurs biology worked based on a few of their bonesThey could just as easily have prehensile tentacle dongs so they could just pull up side by side like fuel tankers evading sanction, and inseminate that way.
>>42207545Well they were big, because their bones were big, and some of them had feathers the smaller ones we have a skeletal frame for, if we're lucky, but yeah, be skeptical, always.Not much money to be made in a :we have no idea.'
>>42205796>>42205790So all scientists are in a conspiracy to deceive the goyim into thinking that dinosaurs and ancient creatures existed to disprove the Bible and shit? Damn freemasons have been busy.
>>42205935I dont think dinos had sex. Your right, females laid all the eggs and the male was just the caretaker. Not complicated. Religious fags are just coping and can't handle reality.
Dinosaurs are just the lazy version of what dragons were supposed to be. The collective consciousness perceived dragons as too fantastical to keep in coherence for this gay realm and gave us reddit dinos instead.Dragons are real and dinos are fake. Don't let them tell you otherwise.
>>42207468Ropes and ropes anon
>>42207596So all scientists are liars and only you are right? Weres the dragon bones excluding pterosaur.
>>42207645Yes. This realm is being generated by the collective consciousness of the people here. The bones of dinos don't actually exist. For example bigfoot is a creature that is only half manifested into the realm. If he were to fully manifest into the realm you would start finding bigfoot bones from a thousand years ago buried in the mountains. It would look very scientific the same way as dinos.Would I have to give credit to the scientists and say they were right because they found the fake and gay bigfoot bones?
>>42207685I think many prehistoric creatures existed but you're trying to twist the truth to fit your logic and worldview. It's not gonna work. Stay in fantasy land while real researchers figure out the truth. Science is still an important tool to understand reality.
>>42207703Science is worthless jew shit. You worship a lie and delusion.
>>42207719So all scientists across the world are win a conspiracy to deceive people lol? Next thing you retards will claim the moon doesn't exist. I wish dinosaurs never went extinct so you retards wouldn't be around with Jews.
>>42207719>Science is worthless jew shitAnd your Jewish book is the ultimate truth?
>>42205790>ever wonder why dinosaurs were in every show as a kid>ever wonder why dinosaurs were in every movie as a kid>ever wonder why dinosaur toys are everywhere as a kid>ever wonder why dinosaur decorations are everywhere for kids>ever wonder why dinosaurs were shown to you at schools>ever wonder why no 'official' record EVER of a dinosaurs was found by any accent civilisation (such as the natives)>ever wonder why dinosaurs only started appearing after the idea of dinosaurs was preposed within 1824>ever wonder why real dinosaur bones are not allowed to be sent of for induvial research and examinations>ever wonder why dinosaur bones are only found when someone within the felid actively goes "looking for them">ever wonder why the person which proposed the idea of dinosaurs did it from only a few set of teeth (must of been Akinator or something)>ever wonder why only a few (like single digits) powerhouses within the industry find almost all the fossils>ever wonder why when they go out and find fossils, they find ridiculous amounts of them (which is statistically minuscule)>ever wonder why the person who first prosed the idea of dinosaurs was connected to the British royal elites>ever wonder why [input many, many, many more things which I'm too lazy to finish]>ever wonder why>b-but anon when i went to the beach when i was a kid found some fossilised sea shellsYea me too; not the same thing as a t rex or any type of sauropods
>>42207728Notice how all you can do is mock and be derisive but no arguments. Curious... it's almost like you are waiting to be told what to think by a jew daddy. Can't have any thoughts that deviate from the norm because they weren't approved by jew daddy.
>>42207740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSjyvIHVLw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCk-b9GaY5k
>>42207751Science isn't Jewish tho. Religion is. You can't disapprove logic and math as Jews have been kicked out of 109 countries repeatedly. It's a fact that Jews are evil.
>>42207685Your viewpoints rely on 'what makes sense'. Its weakness is emotion bias and the unseen, as well as an inability to comprehend all things, as all things are connected. Every tower needs its foundation, and every brick is founded upon another. Wants are just air, and unknowns, shadow.>>42207703A tool, yes, but a limited one. When one restricts the arenas of engagement, the logic may be flawless, but disconnected from grounded reality, seperated by way of controlled conditions and supposed theories and laws which often contridict other so called iron clad laws.That being said, the one you are arguing against appears to be mentally malformed.
>>42207769You literally worship e=mc squared and jewstein as some kind of god. They are powerless and worthless in the face of mysticism. Your jew shit means nothing, I shit on it.
