The more you look into it, the less sense it makes. Look at those tall ones, their blood pressure would have to be 30 psi just to overcome the hydrostatic pressure to get blood to their brains. Their soft tissue would rupture under that pressure.
>>42205790Paleontology is a pseudoscience. It's just fanfiction.
What do you think how hedgehogs and armadillos and stuff reproduce you fucking retard
>>42205790Even if you believe fossils are real (press /x/ to doubt), the extrapolations are still laughably absurd.>find pebble sized rock>imagine its a tooth fragment>fantasize giant lizard monsters>create a billion dollar Hollywood franchise Seems legit, right bros?
>>42205832kys furfag. We're talking about dinosaurs, not your degenerate hedgehog shit
Dinos were cold blooded egg layers. Reptiles. The female plops out the egg onto a nest on the ground, then, a male comes along and nuts onto the egg, the nut then fertilizes said egg. Just like chickens. There is no inn/out....they missed out on all of that action.
It's all fake
>>42205790Maybe the males have gigantic prehensile penises that they can curve underneath the female's tail. Or the female could just lay down on her side while the male goes to town.
>>42205935wtf I never knew chickens work like this and I collect eggs daily
>>42205790I find most people who think dinosaurs are fake believe in dragons What’s the difference?
>>42205935dude… bro. that’s not. thats not how chickens get fertilized eggs. the rooster fucks the hen and gives it sperm inside of the hen. holy shit. >>42205978yeah because that’s not how it works.google is free but so is being a moron
>>42206155Reminds me of a joke Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs?Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s been fucking chickens
>>42205790>Are dinosaurs a psyop?Yes but whats interesting is the Smithsonian taking the supposed "giant remains"
>>42205952The purpose on that image is to not share a point, but to win the argument by making the argument ridiculous.
>>42205935You're thinking of fish and amphibians, amniotes don't reproduce like that.
>>42206244Almost everyone in this thread is lying for the lulz.
>>42206189that’s the kind of joke someone’s uncle who smells like cigarettes and booze at 10am on Easter Sunday tells a child when the parents leave the room.
>>42205935Chickens fuck.Fish spray and pray.
>>42206286>Chickens fuck.You want a good girl, but you need that bad cloacussy.
I understand now, why Sorbek was the god of rivers and semen. I wonder though, if crocodiles in the ancient world had just as many mutations as modern ones.
My stance is they are real but not as old as they say. Maybe even really recent, who knows. But I don't buy that timeline. Hundreds of millions of years? Just think about it, fr. Hundreds of millions of years ago? Fuck off lmao
>>42205790I think dinosaures are Both Real and astral things. The T-Rex is fake and gay
>>42205790>their blood pressure would have to be 30 psi just to overcome the hydrostatic pressure to get blood to their brainsTrue, but this was all explained by electric universe theory: Gravity was much lower in dinosaur days. It's the same reason why 30-foot tall humans existed.No one can say when or how the electromagnetic forces on earth changed and made gravity stronger, but it was undoubtedly lower in the past.You'll notice, by the way, that Muh Science never addresses the problem of dinosaurs being too big to exist, at the same time they tell us that gravity has always been the same since the beginning of the universe, at the same time they admit that elephants are the largest possible land animals. Makes you wonder what else they're not telling us.
>>42205790I don't give a fuck! They look cool as hell!
>>42205935They still carried the sexual tension though! Lok at this guy, he hasnt nutted for years. LOOK HOW PISSED OFF HE IS!!
>>42206458This guys hate T Rexs too - He fucken SHANKS EM!! GET EM CHIVVY!!
>>42206155Google does the fucken best DINO's EVER!! I rendering EVERY DINO in ARK!!
lmaooooo
>>42205790my father was a career sailor for many years, in the 50ies he ate mammoth meat in alaska, your logic dosnt just apply to large dinosaurs, even a mammoth is like 2.5-3x the scale to ambulate on earth... today, its a mistake to assume "gravity" static just cause it is now.
>>42205935>everyone in the thread shitting on dinosaurs saying they’re completely made up>anon has a good idea about how they had sex>idea is dismissed, as if we know how dinosaurs biology worked based on a few of their bones The hipocrisy is insane in this thread. If all we have is some shitty bone fragments how can we claim to know how they reproduced?
>>42205790Yea, someone's lying. The only people you can trust are your pastor and your local GOP politician.
>>42207233So dinos had giant tentacle monster appendages for moving freely into a target location for insemination?Like a hentai?
>>42207350That sounds pretty stupid right? But the male Dino cumming on a few wet eggs seems a lot more possible.
>>42207358>But the male Dino cumming on a few wet eggs seems a lot more possible.At first that sounds plausible, but the more I think about it the more ridiculous it is.Just pissing in a toilet and not getting any outside the bowl can be challenging, even for me and I got a pretty big dick so the distance I have to aim is less than most men.For a dinosaur to jizz on an egg, he's aiming at a smaller target, 10 feet away from his shlong, and he's eyeballing it from like 50 feet away, if he can see what he's doing at all. Most of them wouldn't be able to see what they're doing at all, and they got no hands to aim with.It's mission impossible.
>>42207468Perhaps the dino just shakes his schlong around like a watersprinkler and hopes to hit something some of the time with a sizable deludge? Then after the eggs harden in case of dry or unsanitary conditions presumably.
>>42206235Elephants have prehensile dicks.>>42206254Not me.
>>42207523But if we're imagining a specialized sprinkler dong we're right back to this problem >as if we know how dinosaurs biology worked based on a few of their bonesThey could just as easily have prehensile tentacle dongs so they could just pull up side by side like fuel tankers evading sanction, and inseminate that way.
>>42207545Well they were big, because their bones were big, and some of them had feathers the smaller ones we have a skeletal frame for, if we're lucky, but yeah, be skeptical, always.Not much money to be made in a :we have no idea.'
>>42205796>>42205790So all scientists are in a conspiracy to deceive the goyim into thinking that dinosaurs and ancient creatures existed to disprove the Bible and shit? Damn freemasons have been busy.
>>42205935I dont think dinos had sex. Your right, females laid all the eggs and the male was just the caretaker. Not complicated. Religious fags are just coping and can't handle reality.
Dinosaurs are just the lazy version of what dragons were supposed to be. The collective consciousness perceived dragons as too fantastical to keep in coherence for this gay realm and gave us reddit dinos instead.Dragons are real and dinos are fake. Don't let them tell you otherwise.
>>42207468Ropes and ropes anon
>>42207596So all scientists are liars and only you are right? Weres the dragon bones excluding pterosaur.
>>42207645Yes. This realm is being generated by the collective consciousness of the people here. The bones of dinos don't actually exist. For example bigfoot is a creature that is only half manifested into the realm. If he were to fully manifest into the realm you would start finding bigfoot bones from a thousand years ago buried in the mountains. It would look very scientific the same way as dinos.Would I have to give credit to the scientists and say they were right because they found the fake and gay bigfoot bones?
>>42207685I think many prehistoric creatures existed but you're trying to twist the truth to fit your logic and worldview. It's not gonna work. Stay in fantasy land while real researchers figure out the truth. Science is still an important tool to understand reality.
>>42207703Science is worthless jew shit. You worship a lie and delusion.
>>42207719So all scientists across the world are win a conspiracy to deceive people lol? Next thing you retards will claim the moon doesn't exist. I wish dinosaurs never went extinct so you retards wouldn't be around with Jews.
>>42207719>Science is worthless jew shitAnd your Jewish book is the ultimate truth?
>>42205790>ever wonder why dinosaurs were in every show as a kid>ever wonder why dinosaurs were in every movie as a kid>ever wonder why dinosaur toys are everywhere as a kid>ever wonder why dinosaur decorations are everywhere for kids>ever wonder why dinosaurs were shown to you at schools>ever wonder why no 'official' record EVER of a dinosaurs was found by any accent civilisation (such as the natives)>ever wonder why dinosaurs only started appearing after the idea of dinosaurs was preposed within 1824>ever wonder why real dinosaur bones are not allowed to be sent of for induvial research and examinations>ever wonder why dinosaur bones are only found when someone within the felid actively goes "looking for them">ever wonder why the person which proposed the idea of dinosaurs did it from only a few set of teeth (must of been Akinator or something)>ever wonder why only a few (like single digits) powerhouses within the industry find almost all the fossils>ever wonder why when they go out and find fossils, they find ridiculous amounts of them (which is statistically minuscule)>ever wonder why the person who first prosed the idea of dinosaurs was connected to the British royal elites>ever wonder why [input many, many, many more things which I'm too lazy to finish]>ever wonder why>b-but anon when i went to the beach when i was a kid found some fossilised sea shellsYea me too; not the same thing as a t rex or any type of sauropods
>>42207728Notice how all you can do is mock and be derisive but no arguments. Curious... it's almost like you are waiting to be told what to think by a jew daddy. Can't have any thoughts that deviate from the norm because they weren't approved by jew daddy.
>>42207740https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdSjyvIHVLw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCk-b9GaY5k
>>42207751Science isn't Jewish tho. Religion is. You can't disapprove logic and math as Jews have been kicked out of 109 countries repeatedly. It's a fact that Jews are evil.
>>42207685Your viewpoints rely on 'what makes sense'. Its weakness is emotion bias and the unseen, as well as an inability to comprehend all things, as all things are connected. Every tower needs its foundation, and every brick is founded upon another. Wants are just air, and unknowns, shadow.>>42207703A tool, yes, but a limited one. When one restricts the arenas of engagement, the logic may be flawless, but disconnected from grounded reality, seperated by way of controlled conditions and supposed theories and laws which often contridict other so called iron clad laws.That being said, the one you are arguing against appears to be mentally malformed.
>>42207769You literally worship e=mc squared and jewstein as some kind of god. They are powerless and worthless in the face of mysticism. Your jew shit means nothing, I shit on it.
>>42207787I'm afraid true mystical power requires a skeptical approach that would make debunkers blush. Anyway what's the big deal about gravity bending the rate time and thus light?This is clearly observed.That being said, those who aren't basedance fanboys are well aware that blackholes under his faulty math would collapse into infinite mass pulling everything in with infinite force in a bubble expanding at the speed of light which in of itself would cause eveything effected to have infinite mass due to the infinite acceleration.Clearly, science is extremely schizo, more than the occult, and is but a small step before a marathon of understanding, that is, if we dare take anotherm
>>42207822Not "basedance", replace with basedance fanboys. I have no idea how that ended up there, I don't have autocorrect on. Truly mysteries are endless.
>>42207822I had to scan you psychically to check because you talk like a bot. Turns out you're actually there, I guess you're just retarded.
>>42207849Umad?
it's disappointing that even in dinos procreation discussion, this board can go into absurd level of antisemitism.Tabacula reproduced by laying egg, all dinos are, all reptiles are too, all jews are
>>42207787Dinosaurs existed bro. That's fact. I don't understand why Jews or the devil would go to that amount of effort just to fake bones of creepy things? It makes no sense.
So religitards went from "the devil planted fossils underground" to " dinosaurs don't exist". You can't be that stupid bro, pick one.
>>42207867You say this as you imply jews are secretly reptiles. I assume this is a joke?
>>42207879try dinosaurs are real and noah and kin ate all of them!!
>>42207887there is such a thing called "metaphors"
>>42205790The Bible is as believable as a Harry Potter novel. I mean flying dragons and behemoths? Show me proof they existed rather than having faith. Yall sound so weak and embarassing after dinosaurs expose your Blindspot. The earth was billions of years old.
>>42207887not a joke serious matterand how to lay egg, when your body condition allow you to fuck nicely smartass?
>>42207898>The Bible is as believable as a Harry Potter novel.bullshit, most of the bible is literally confused historical tales and mystical talk by some guy in the desert, its 10 times saner and coherent then harry potter.
>>42207896>>42207903Hmmm, mixed messages, let's split the difference and say jews are secretly half reptiles and lay eggs, like a human platypus.
>>42207919>Hmmm, mixed messages, let's split the difference and say jews are secretly half reptiles and lay eggs, like a human platypus.Wait that makes sense, the platypus, a creature with a large snooze that can sense electric currents and will sting you with a poisonous barb when you get to close.
>>42207919let's split "human platypus" into "human" and "platypus" before moving forward
>>42207872It would make more sense if you understood that your mind is being controlled by jews right now. It's not that you can't understand, it's that you are having a hard time resisting jewish mind control.
>>42207934Ah so you're present a case in which the hew is either a platypus human, or a human platypus?>>42207932It also explains why they have a hard time in the desert historically and do much better on the water trading as merchants.
>>42207949Yes, make people belief in dinosaurs, because..... uhm because.... uh..... because they just JEW!
>>42207978>I believe in dinosaurs because le science!>look at who is at the core of science>its albert jewstein Your belief system is just jews bro. Try and point to anything that is holding your world view together and it will trace back to jews.
>>42208010>>look at who is at the core of science>>its albert jewsteinNo it's not, that's a completely insane statement and you don't really belief it.
"platypus" = "psyops"if you would see power points i was briefed...you would reevaluate
>>42208038platypusses aren't real dude, their just beavers with duck bills and weird dicks.
>>42208036>n-no its not! i shitted my pants!Pathetic goyslave. Go consooom some string theory pseudo babble you cattle.
special force beavers
>>42208051I don't belief you, actor.
>>42205790>i can't get my plastic dinosaur figurines to fuck>ergo dinosaurs never happenedthe absolute state of /x/
but this picture clearly shows they could fuck if they would position themself rightly
>>42205889Failed to answer a legit question, based on ops image question reproduction, retard
>>42207888The flood wiping them out is more believable.
>>42208010Jews are at the heart of religion toom they're everywhere at this point but prehistoric fossils are real. Not all are made-up.
they're dragons and they're probably still around underground
How do birds or chickens (closest relative of Trex) breed?
