List everything which is interesting and potentially conspiratorial regarding the Artemis II voyage. Allow me to start:>The shuttle was launched on April first, otherwise known as April Fools Day.>Closest approach to the lunar surface happens today, on a MONday, the day of the week which was named after the moon.What else, anons?
>>42214325Really? Is that the best you’ve got?
>>42214325Livestream here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-j1uxBmis0
>>42214334apparently it's more than (you) have
The main spectacle is happening now and it is literally a total lunar eclipse of the earth. What do they mean by this? Also, what are the chances that the closest approach to the lunar surface is happening at exatly 7:00 eastern time (assuming a broadcast delay of two minutes)?
https://x.com/Polymarket/status/2041278551916228747oi oi, what's all this about then?
>Artemis II crew reports seeing strange "squiggles" & unexpected shades of green and brown during lunar flyby
>>42214325The onboard toilet isn’t working because Reid Wiseman broke it when attempting to use the vacuum hose to give himself a blowjob.
this part of a big ayy disclosure
>>42214325Funny video. (Why would they fake this?? HOW???)Gonna need more proof, but after seeing the MH370 videos, I could believe Lockheed is setting up shop on the moon.
>>42214437HUGE
ASTRONAUTS JUST SAW METEOROIDS HIT THE MOON: The crew of Artemis II were giddy (their words!) on the evening of April 6th when they witnessed explosions on the lunar surface. Meteoroids were hitting the Moon. "We saw at least five," reported mission commander Reid Wiseman.Lunar meteors are different than Earth meteors. Here on Earth, meteoroids burn up in the atmosphere. On the airless Moon, they slam into the surface, creating an explosion amounting to many kilotons of TNT. NASA has been monitoring these impacts since 2006, logging about 20 per year on average. The crew of Artemis II saw 5 or 6 in a single hour.3I/Atlas has been spewing shit for months,
>>42214651I'm pretty sure humans are capable of visiting the moon casually. Even then they can't leave the solar system due to being monkeys.
>>42214325It's literally just another masonic psyop, like everything else NASA for the past 60 years. Nobody has been beyond low earth orbit and lived.
>>42214325>>42214341>>42214378In 2026 we can't get crystal clear footage of "the moon" while our movies are shot in 8k or above
