/x/ - Hi, /x/- I'm one of the developers for the simula - Paranormal

Simulation Dev !0xUUuG6u8c Archived

04/07/26(Tue)09:37:25 No.42217109

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Simulation Dev !0xUUuG6u8c 04/07/26(Tue)09:37:25 No.42217109 Archived

Hi, /x/-

I'm one of the developers for the simulation you're all in. Just want to make a quick announcement. On the 28th of May, 2026, we're rolling out a software update. All of you will be either buffed or nerfed. The amount of buffing/nerfing will be proportional to the kind of life you have lived thus far. Basically, as long as you haven't been on our naughty list too much, you have nothing to fear.

We picked the 28th of May because it's the 10 year anniversary of Harambe's death. As some of you have pointed out, that was when we started fucking around with things.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)10:05:25 No.42217182

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)10:05:25 No.42217182

of course a bunch of jeets coded this reality. explains it all, really.
that's what you get for cheaping out.

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)12:34:09 No.42217725

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:34:09 No.42217725

>>42217109
>>Shit man I have been as ass lately
>>It's over boyos

Anonymous
04/07/26(Tue)12:39:56 No.42217748

Anonymous 04/07/26(Tue)12:39:56 No.42217748

pls nerf jews coin drop perk