I went to bed last night because my phone's battery was at 5%, i put my phone down and went to be, then i woke up and my phones battery is at 98%how the fuck would that happen? it's not a, i forgot that i put my phone on the charger thing, i specifically went to sleep because my phone battery was at 5, i thought if i just put the phone down it'll still be alive by the time i wake up, that was my logic, but it's somehow at 98, what the hell could this mean guys?what the hell is going on?i'm not from this timeline or there's some kind of glitch occuring.i'm scared.
It was just phone charge fairies, anon. Sometimes they charge your phone while you sleep if you forget to put it on the charger.
The more logical explanation is that intense electromagnetic energy from a particularly nasty astral parasite, likely a lemerchon class, charged the phone and your entire room with electrostatic electricity.
>>42218639>>42218676no but seriously guys what the hell?my only explanation would be that there's some new samsung feature where the phone lies to you about how much battery it really has to make you charge your phone at a specific time so that it prolongs your batteries life.that's the only thing i could think of, maybe that exists and if not, then trump nuked iran last night and the whole world got nuked as a result and we all died and now i'm in a different timeline where that didn't happen and my phone was charged.
>>42218610ockham's razor anon, I think you jumping realities is very unlikely.
>>42218876i don't know what if jumping realities IS the likeliest thing?
>>42218746ive had this exact thing happen, im not sure what does it but the phone typically goes into a point of failure and then somehow manages to come back after booting in/out of safemode. some sort of discharge of electricity to charge the battery? held in the device somewhere probabally??? i know the feds have that program that lets them do things to your phone to keep it open/see through the camera/listen through the mic, even fry the damn thing, and it wouldn't really shock me to find out they can juice it to keep their eyes and ears open in your life if they find you particularly interesting.
did you discover free energy anon?
>>42218610If you got to sleep with your phone's batteries on the back of your head, it's pretty likely that you simply put it to charge during your sleep, or in a very fuzzy state where you barely remember what happened before you got to sleep. It's somewhat common for your body to do stuff while your in those states.
>>42218936I meant to say back of your mind, idk why head is the word I used lol I lost focus
>>42218936maybe... but i still think i'm in a different timeline where i had a fully charged phone before i went to bed and i died in my original timeline. quantum immortality and all that.
>>42218639gonna turn this into a thing for my kids. been looking for some good folklore to profess to them
>>42218610Indra struck your phone with an energy bolt or something. either that or your a teknomancer or some shit.
Your phone’s charge can change with the weather. Sometimes the number doesn’t match how much power you have
It was ME who did it! It was all ME bahaha!
>>42219080you little rascal
>>42218746One of my earliest memories is being like 6 and reading some kids magazine and literally seeing one of the objects in one of the picture be in the opposite direction after I looked back at it. There's definitely more to life than we know https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5iAViNf9Z4Y
>>42218918But it ain't, the amount of variables is astronomical compared to something like, you woke you, put it to charge and forgot about it.
>>42218639Not necessarily, but I know what you mean.One night earlier this year, I had my phone charging on my right near the ground.I woke up 2 hours later with the phone fully charged on the nightstand to my left. It wasn't me who unplugged it and put it there, and I live alone. Perceivably alone anyway, no other meat suits.My spirit guides are friendly like that. They usually do surgeries on demonic implants, to dispel and remove them.
>>42218610Does this bone existed in yours?
>>42222305what the hell is that?no that bone didn't exist in minei'm clearly new to this universe, welcome me dammit
>>42223760Did you have deep knowledge of human anatomy? Anon touch your hyoid, you have one, or believe what you want I guess if it makes you excited.
>>42219017Nice.
>>42223830i didn't know that bone existed honestly.
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>>42222305The fuck?I don't remember this bone ever being mentioned or highlighted in human anatomy.There's been a lot of things that have happened recently that I've chalked up to an actual mandela effect or "retcon shift" in the timeline.I don't know if it's true or if I'm letting my ignorance of things create some form of confirmation bias, maybe both?
>>42218610Serious question do you live alone? Maybe someone else charged for you. Maybe you did charge but you forgot because you have memory loss. Well if you did jump from another timeline then tell me about your world and let's compare. it's the easiest shit to do in this situation, your original world is probably slightly different if it indeed happened.
“Myself” “integrated” with the Vajrayana deities annihilated reality and rebuilt it infinity times to save it from ruin. What a horrific experience that was.
>>42226267i do live alone.i think the timeline seems to be identical other than the fact my phone was charged somehow.i didn't wake up and charge the phone, i slept throughout the night, i hadn't slept at all the previous day so i was very tired. if i'm not in the different timeline then maybe it's some kind of phone glitch.
