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Any anon here has performed an exorcism? And if so, how difficult was it?
I've thought of building a holy water grenade and making some crosses to shoot from a rifle in case of demonic infestation
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>>42222964
WTF
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>>42222964
I tried holy water from jordan river and crosses to protect myself before they don't do shit, even christians will tell you that what matter is faith not the tools and if you look up at islamics they do exorcisms by reading scriptures non stop for hours until the djinn is fed up and leave.
Real malevolent spirits will just step over a line of salt and bitch slap you while laughing.
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>>42222992
So...is a gun a better tool?
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>>42223023
You could try to appease them by giving a banquet and kindly asking them to leave, which is what the egyptians did back in the days or use awful smells/disinfectants like sulfur or cedar or asfoetida or camphor to smoke them out, be careful burning sulfur is a health hazard turning into real acid, not sure about the others but that's basically why incense is used so much all around the world for ritual purposes, heck even salt is used to preserve food and kill bacteria.
What do you want to do with a gun, shoot down a possessed person and then yourself when the demon take you as a host instead?
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>>42222964
https://youtu.be/Sd8Lk8ti7Ss?si=-z2YmpY_Uk2M4Qjx
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From Liber Null
>Any sort of material base is a spirit trap in some way, but some substances, notably crystals, absorb aetheric imprints very readily. Quartz crystals, which are large and readily available, can be used to pick up impressions by leaving them near charged places, persons, or objects. If a spirit or elemental is discovered to be inhabiting some place, it can be trapped by plunging a crystal into its form.
So it would be better than exorcism
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>>42223242
>Material

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/local/crime/article315340121.html
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>>42223077
Why should you get along with demons?
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>>42222964
too many christcuck threads
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>>42223596
Because being rude to them will only invite calamity upon you and let's say that if by miracle you manage to kill one then it's whole clan is now after you.
There's a reason real exorcists don't live long despite living an extremely rigorous lifestyle and taking the whole affair seriously.
If you look at religions across the world that still have some type of shamanistic practices active like Shinto or even back to Babylon the whole reason cults existed was to repel bad spirits while trying to work with good ones for blessings.
Sacrificing a virgin to the raging volcano in order to appease the god might seem cliché and outdated but the whole world has been doing some form of it in order to stay alive in a pretty fucking hostile world and one might even argue that people still do it and if it didn't produce results it wouldn't be used, cartels don't replicate maya sacrifices because their leader was a learned historian with a peculiar hobby and they all get along with it for fun when most threats they face could already be taken care of by guns.

I'm not saying it's the right way, or the wrong one, I'm saying it is what it is.
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The Holy Hand Grenade isn't gonna protect you from a fucking demon OP. Please stop LARPing with stuff you don't understand before you get yourself killed.
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>>42223800
What are good ways to learn about it and perform exorcisms?
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>>42223609
all engineered by thiel and co
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Only priests can perform exorcisms correctly
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>>42222964
You can read part of the text here, but it only works if said by a Roman Catholic priest.

https://luisapiccarreta.co/?page_id=19355
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>>42225093
the same time people start to research religion, astrology, and begin to wake up in mass to the reality of the world we live, of course we get a fuck ton of retarded exoteric christian threads
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>>42223094
This exorciscim is pure garbage, that priest doesn't event understand what he is reading.

> "For wherever the carcass is, there the vultures will gather." - Mathew 24:28
The state of the church
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>>42225522
Of course a demon would feel this way.
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>>42222972
>he's never seen a holy hand grenade before
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>>42225046
If God had called you to this, He would reveal it to you. Do what God leads you to do.



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