i am the son of a centaur and a human, my dad (the centaur) and my mom (the human) meet when she was working as a forest ranger more than 20 years ago, i do look fully human though i have some traits that certainly may be from my centaur heritage. i understand that it sound like a larp but i will anwser all questions as long as they are genuine, so AMA
>>42229104What traits do you have that point towards having centaur heritage?
>>42229131well i think the most obvious thing is that i am very, very fast, like unreal. i use to be the champion of middle school and highschool when it came to the running club, i actually though of becoming profesional out of the sake of how good it was, though i stopped not so long after finishing highschool, i remember winning all the running contest. i know this seems like i am boasting about my athletic abilities but honestly this is just the most obvious trait, running doesnt do much in real life if you are not a high-profile athlete. i am very strong as well.a problem i have been having is that i am profoundly sensitive and often my body fails to filter my emotions, so i often get sick when i have an emotional lead. this is been a problem for most of my life, i do work well with empathy and i consider myself to be sensitive for the best part in relation to the world, but sometimes it does feel like my body isn't supposed to have this whole emotional spectrum inside it
>AMAhow big is ur penir?
>>42229104Horses are some of the dumbest animals around. Was your dad a retard?How does his heart beat enough for his horse body without exploding the vessels in his human body?How did he breathe while running? Are you aware of how horses lungs work?
>>42229420seconded.
>>42229104>top half centaur>bottom half humanSo you're a centaurtaur?
>>42229450man , that sounds tuartuared
>>42229454tuartuarded*
>>42229420>>42229445human lol, is not really that big
>>42229104Congratulations, lolcow! This is officially the gayest larp posted on /x/ ever.
>>42229433i dont think horses are stupid, but in any case my father was sientent and had sapience, he was in all manners, like a human being, he spoke my native lenguage fluently as my mother said. i personally havent meet him though my mom told me a lot of stories of him, i dont think she is lying or trying to overcome my lack of a father figure for a fantasy. i know when she is being genuine, and my dad gifted her with a beautiful necklace. i never saw one, i dont know how their body work, i can figure out they have two stomach but thats about it. my mom told me that they are inmortal (or thats what my father told her)
>>42229450i dont know what i am. the thing is, she was about to terminate me but changed her mind when discovered i was a normal baby, maybe my real father is a human being, but my mom swears that the only person/creature/being she had intercouse that year was my father
>>42229634i know it sounds bad, like very bad, because i am basically calling my mother a zoophile, but i dont really know the context in wich they had intercouse or how they did it, i think she really really loved him, and she find him majestic for so many reasons. i dont think that if any of us can spend half of a year with a magick creature of the female sex and actually deny an open invitation to make love to it if we find their companionship valuable
>>42229675>i dont think that if any of us can spend half of a year with a magick creature of the female sex and actually deny an open invitation to make love to itno doubt you people would fuck a horse if you could, magickal or not
>>42229104Where's your father now? Do you think you'll see centaurs in the future? Are you drawn towards horses?
>>42229883>Are you drawn towards horses?good question. well OP?what moves your needle?
Did he have the top half of a horse and the bottom half of a human? Like neck down? That would be wierd and your mom would be even more of a freak because of it. Like there's plenty of videos of women fucking horses so a horse eith just the top half of a human wouldn't be as weird but the other way would be like her fucking a demon from berserk. Way more weird in my normal opnion.
>>42229883>Where's your father now?i dont know, he left my mom, my mom never explained the reason why he left, i know he loved her very much. horses are know for bonding and i think i inherented that from him, she never said in wich park she meet him though i know is one protected by the goverment of my country >Do you think you'll see centaurs in the future?i sure hope so, i actually consider trying to look for my father myself, but something holds me back, i am not sure but it causes me such much fear, maybe because centaurs are deeply beautiful and profound creatures, i am scared to finding him and him to be disappointed Are you drawn towards horses?in a spiritual way, very, yes. i dont want to mount them, but i do feel like i would rather live among a herd of horses than share my life with a human
>>42230147Three more questions. Is there a centaur magical practice or religion in your country? Have you met other centaur-humans? What did your dad like about your mom?
Can you feel the Fae???What about Gnomes???????Tell me about your experiences with Gnomes
>>42229667>realpill: OPs mom actually fucked a centaur OP is just the baby of some lame human imbued with the power of placebo effect Can't blame her. Should have gotten pregnant by the centaur
Sorry I can't resist a meme and that would be funny but I'm with you here in all seriousness OP. >>42230166I second these questions
>>42230166>three more questions. Is there a centaur magical practice or religion in your country?i am from a med country so there is that, but not that i know of, maybe the ancient (very ancient) religion of my country, though there is a lot to know about it, my country is famous for their paleolithic caves, wich probably were consacrated to a lot of mytical beings, but this is just expeculation>Have you met other centaur-humans? What did your dad like about your mom?i dont know, i think my mom is naive (in the best way) but can be aware when the moment needs it, i think that makes her charming, the fact she has no true, profound evil in her heart, this is something i actually have to ask her
>>42230175i know who you are, we have spoken before, in discord maybe. yes i can feel the fae, there is this strong feeling that a part of me doesnt really belong to the human world and that there is a place without burden that i should be instead of the human world, i have a very sensitive, overloaded soul, so it makes me wonder what if i turn my life away and just seek the world my father belongs to. again, i am very much under a profound fear to fail expectatives. what if i can go to the fae world yet i dont feel like i actually belong there and part of me want to remain human? i dont think that can happen but i am unsure. but anwsering your question, yes, yes i do feel the fae, is hard to explain really but if you want you can drop your discord and we can talk it over
>>42230368Thank you, OP. I learnt something today. From you. Thanks again.
>>42229654>i dont think horses are stupidYou haven't been around horses. These are creatures that will kill themselves trying to charge through a thornbush because the thornbush is hurting them every time they push forward.>but in any case my father was sientent and had sapience, he was in all manners, like a humanOkay. Retards are human, and if he's like a human then he could be retarded.Your avoidance makes me think he was retarded.> i never saw one, i dont know how their body workWell because it wouldn't. Either the horse part would stroke from lack of blood pressure, or the human part would explode from too much.>my mom told me that they are inmortal (or thats what my father told her)...Okay.Maybe your father isn't the retard here.He just lied to a retard.
>>42230381[spoiler]Will do it tomorrow, if the thread is still up[/spoiler]
>>42230381send me a friend requestmiretower
I'd love to hear more from the guy who's half- centaur, as someone with a huge kink for monsterfolk
>>42232942what do you want to know?
>>42229104If centaurs are half-human and horse, doesn't that just make you 3/4th human?
Total furfag death
>>42234042i am not a furfag, centaurs are very beautiful creatures and have an indomitable spiritp
>>42234026How would a centaur (presumably a whole population of them) be able to hide from humans? magic perhaps? just slightly doubtful thats all
