What the actual fuck is with LITTLE. SHIT. BIRD?!EVERY time I hear these fucker chip SOMETHING bad happens. The longer the chip session, the worse the outcome. >Spend the entire winter not hearing the little fuckers once>Spring has sprung and they return>Wake up to *CHIP. CHIPCHIPCHIP. CHIP CHIP.* for 15 minutes nonstop.>Know something bad is gonna happen, just don't know what>Sure as shit, just now, my dishwasher is broken despite working perfectly fine earlier this weekThe only reason I don't buy a BB gun and shoot the fuckers is because I don't want someone calling the cops on me thinking I have an actual gun and because I feel somehow my luck would get even worse. How do I appease the fucking cunts? Years of this shit and I'm at a breaking point.
Feed the crows that live around you. Crows chase away the competition.
>>42241886Ironic because the crows always bring good luck.
>>42241889I feed my local group unsalted walnut pieces. They also like fruit.
