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>Sam Altman, the CEO of OpenAI and former president of Y Combinator, has confirmed that he is on a waitlist for a highly controversial "mind-uploading" procedure. The service, offered by the Silicon Valley startup Nectome, aims to preserve the human brain in such high detail that its memories and consciousness could one day be digitized and recreated in a computer.
>Altman is one of approximately 25 individuals who have paid a $10,000 refundable deposit to secure a spot for the procedure, which the company’s founders describe as being "100 percent fatal."
>The procedure, known as "aldehyde-stabilized cryopreservation" or "vitrifixation," involves replacing a living patient’s blood flow with a specialized chemical embalming mixture. This mixture effectively turns the brain into a glass-like state, preserving its entire connectome, the complex map of neural connections, at a microscopic level.
>Because the brain must be "fresh" for the preservation to work, the process must be carried out while the patient is still alive, essentially serving as a form of high-tech physician-assisted suicide. Altman has been open about his interest in the technology, stating, "I assume my brain will be uploaded to the cloud."

Absolutely Ahrimanic
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>>42245524
I would love to pull the plug on his brain
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>>42245524
so it's basically cryonics but while you are still alive
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>>42245524
They should do it now. he'll never be younger.
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>>42245524
>see dude I'm very confident in my AI grift please give me 3000000000000 gorillions to save the planet with OpenAI please don't you see I'm willing to give 0,00001% of my wealth to preserve my brains?
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Imagine successfully preserving his brain and in the future you just have hundreds of rich people brainscans but no great artists, engineers, philosophers...
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>>42245524
Well someone has watched Pantheon one too many times it seems, great anime though.
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>>42245681
art is a brainscan. make art to become immortal. costs nothing
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>>42245624
This
Crystallize that brain now and cut the power on his upload
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>>42245524
so basically

>freeze yourself until we have the technology to do something with your corpse, which will totally happen, just trust us bro
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digital immortality seems like a good way to ensure you get tortured for an eternity.
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>>42246094
From your keyboard to god’s ears
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>>42245524
Unless the government has some crazy hidden technology we aren't any closer to doing this sci fi nonsense than we were in the year 3275 BC. Only a retard would believe this is possible in our lifetime with our current tech Sam is either lying, a complete 80IQ moron or knows something we don't.
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>>42245694
calling amazon prime slop animation "anime" should be a permanent IP ban from 4chan
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>>42245855
Oh so he's one of THOSE guys lmao. Yeah this will totally work bro. Must suck being that afraid of death all the time, literally sucks all the fun out of life.
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>>42246282
>Unless the government has some crazy hidden technology
They do. They can literally clone you and swap souls and make this brain uploading tech look ridiculous. You don’t read much?
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>>42245524
That sounds interesting, however they all forget that once a brain is digitized, all your thoughts, emotions, and experiences become code that someone else can copy, paste, and edit
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>>42246304
Bullshit, you can't prove any of this is real.
>swaps souls
Lmao that's the realm of magic not even tech related anymore.
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>>42246304
If they had all this shit you talk about Sam boy over here wouldn't freeze his balls off waiting for a time when the tech exists, he would just use soul swap no?
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>>42246282
We have Neuralink ai that assist brain function and bio computing brains with actual intelligence and room for growth not simulated or preprogrammed

I say we are close already neuralink can map out the brain and bio computing the brain replicates the saved state im guessing is where its going.
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>>42246335

It is propaganda or soft disclosure, both probably.
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>>42246350
Neuralink is primitive technology, the government needs to pull some crazy shit out of their assholes to make this sci fi nonsense real.
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I'll pay that company $11,000 to shit in altmans brain box.
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>>42245524
do these niggas really dont know we are immortal soul beings reincarnating over and over and over again?
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>>42246316
oh you still havent killed yourself yet? you sounded pretty depressed a week ago
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>>42246316
>lmao
Go back 2 reddit faggot
Kek
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>>42246507
They seem to know something more than you if they worship satan,use names of pagan gods,666,or saturn in everything they do.
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>>42246316
go read secret space program information. the tech exists you little naive bitch
>>42246335
You’re assuming Sam has access to the tech or this report isn’t a distraction
>>42246350
Neuralink is darpa tech from the breakaway nazi and lizards
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>>42245524
>a perfectly preserved connectome
Kek, these tech bros aren't very knowledgeable about the state of the art in any field they say thry like so much.
He should do this as soon as possible.
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>>42246532
Or they're just a bunch of Luciferian morons with money.
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>>42245524
Publicity stunt. If they actually made a death appointment for him he wouldn't show.
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>>42246282
What do you think the whole point of the UFO agenda is? It's to introduce the rebooting of Atlantean technology as alien.
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>>42247496
All the smartest and richest people are in on it anon. Just admit you dont know shit but half truths and what they allow you to know.
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>>42247496
The multi-generational "elite" families were installed and put in power. Who put them in place to control humanity?
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this is literally the plot of ace combat 3,im not kidding,look it up
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>>42245524
living forever sounds horrible
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>>42247598
the king of kings, i'd suppose.
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>>42245524
I fucking hate Transhumanists
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>>42245617
Perfect analogy. It's just the newest cope for tech bros who can't accept the inevitability of death. This (like cryonics) is likely a scam assuming it's even real.
>>42247798
Based. Can't believe we're getting a new one this year. It looks good, too.
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>>42248454
They can't accept death because they worship themselves, as is seen in their actions (endlessly hoarding influence and wealth.)
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>>42245617
This procedure can be seen in a 2014 sci-fi channel show called helix. Episode 6 season 1 I think
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>>42245524
>Altman is one of approximately 25 individuals
Thank god the waiting list is small. Hopefully this dumb fuck gets "uploaded" soon. People like him have completely ruined the tech industry and they all need to die. Bunch of delusional, narcissistic snake oil salesmen.
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>>42245524
>Digital immortality
Fuck that. Imagine living forever in a TADC style hell
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I guess that will make him an ALTF4MAN
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>>42245524
>refundable deposit
>100% fatal
?????????????
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>>42245524
Isn't that basically Halo lore?
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>>42245524
Can he do that now so we don't have to deal with his RAM-hoarding sister-raping ass anymore?
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>>42245524
if you care what billionaire faggots do, you're not gonna make it.
people like that, who on paper have a lot of money (it's literally just plastic and paper with a paper printed on it), are in actual reality, worth less human resources than junkie hobos.
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>>42249200
number printed on it*
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lmao this dude thinks that the soulkiller copy will inherit his spirit
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>>42246282
Was gonna say this is a crazy digital mummification process as no one has created a way to map the brain and digitize it so this is just a fucking crazy new mummy procedure that just like in ancient egypt the rich and powerful paid s shit ton for- not seeing many of them walking around these days
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Stacks
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Imagine a million years in the future, higher lifeforms play around with Altmans mind like it's some kind of doll, torturing him, making him play parts in weird theatre's and having him fuck himself.
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>>42245524
>could one day
>I assume
Jim Carey laugh dot png
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it blows my mind how unpopular this AI guys are,like i get it but where was this energy for all the other billionaries destroying our world?
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>>42246094
it isn't really you
hylics can't comprehend consciousness
they think it's only the brain that matters
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So instead of living a good long life he would rather die young so in a future a computer simulation can pretend to be him?
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nice. destination, hell without return ticket lmaooooooo
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>>42245524
Their aspirations and imaginations are just soo terrible
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imagine getting pranked by Ahriman in 2026
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>>42245694
nigger, are you genuinely retarded? no hate, just curious.
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>>42249027
Maybe he collects it after he's woken up in cyberspace. jk even if they copied him perfectly he would die and all that would be left would be a part he had cast out like a mold that would be prone to glitches, hallucinations, and all that fun AI stuff. What a stupid motherfucker.
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>>42245524
>Became crystal skull
>year 25XX
>A minimal wage Negroid underclass slave drop you
>"Sheeeeeeeeit"

I hope this faggot """upload""" himself (get killed legally by a jew doctor) soon
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>>42247798
>>42248454
Ace Combat is honestly a really /x/ franchise. Every game revolves around some sort of psy-op/false flag with mysterious factions pulling the strings and profiting from conflict.
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>>42245855
Funniest part to me about these cryo companies is that people assume they'll still be around in 200 years these niggerass companies are gonna go broke and your cryogenically frozen corpse is going to be auctioned off
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So you die and some digital copy lives in a virtual world. Why would anyone care if some cloned version of themselves is living in some shitty metaverse when the real you is dead? How is it not just a copy? Why care about a copy, a mimick that's not you?
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>>42246507
They are afraid of judgement for what they have done
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Let's assume that the digital copy really is "you," for all intents and purposes. (A big assumption) Why the fuck would you trust a computer to store your consciousness? Have these people ever used a computer? How do you safeguard against crashes and software glitches? Not to mention viruses and targeted attacks. What's to stop a hacker from hacking your brain and torturing you for all eternity? Also like hell I'd trust a corporation to control my consciousness, imagine having ads inserted into your memories and dreams. Or else they'll keep raising the monthly fee to force you to mine crypto or get your consciousness shut off permanently. AI will make things even weirder. This isn't just suicidal but straight up retarded. Imagine handing the keys to your brain to fucking Microsoft.
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>>42245524
imagine a nightmare where kikes get their hands on this technology and start forcibly uploading goyim brains to their metaverse to play with our minds for eternity
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>>42245524
Why would you pay and get on a waiting list for something like this? You'll be dead either way. It's not even "you will become a robot" they just take my brain.
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BENmen, avoid these procedures at all costs.
The goal is instantiation away from the information well of planet Earth.

The rainbow gun we are searching for, is not made by Earth origin creators.
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>>42245524
So is that poor guy getting forced into this?

Or is there even a "Sam Altman"

Alt+man

the name just seems lol
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>>42252195
Was there esoteric meaning to this episode of ATHF?

I feel like there was



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