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Why hasn't there ever been fat people, ghetto or midget ghosts?
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Slimer is a fat midget ghost
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>>42247668
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>>42247668
They hide from your judgement OP
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>>42247668
fatties, niggers, and midgets don't have souls
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>>42247876
i weigh 400lbs btw
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how do you know that there hasnt?
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>>42247668
There might be fat and midget ghosts, but the reason there are no ghetto ghosts is that they usually go straight to hell for the sinful life they lived, no purgatory or chance of redemption.
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there are fat ghosts, huh? and people see little kid ghosts all the time but surely some are midgets. idk about ghetto ones, gotta ask people in the projects if they have any homies come back
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Hell ran out of room!
We eat the dead!
Then we shit it out and eat it again!
This old earth is peaked with sin!
You digest it shit it out and it cultivates with synergy!
Tell you what though it ain't nature.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL A BEAR HOW TO SHIT IN THE WOODS!
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>>42247668
>Why hasn't there ever been ghosts?
ftfy
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>Be me
>Go to grocery store.
>Shopping shopping.
>Then see man sniffing a some bread.
>He takes a big sniffing then sets it down.
>Takes up another bread and sniffs.
>Why's this guy sniffing some bread?
>Maybe I'll give my bread a sniffing.
>What are there demons in there or something.
>You the sniff police.
>He's the big sniff.
>I go to sniff some bread.
>It talked back to me like the black ooze from fern gully.
>Hissss I am satan.
>I look ar the other guy.
>Offer loaf
>He laughs
>I sniff my two fingers to make sure I wasn't infected.
>Its like you need to sniff some shit to make sure its kosher now day.
>I'm sniffing you all right now.
>SNI-FF!
>I PRONOUNCE YOU CLEAN!
>Thank you Mr.Sniff


>Go tell that to a bear shitting in the woods.

He'll think your crazy...
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>>42248238
spectral hands typed this post
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https://www.effedupmovies.com/tales-from-the-hood-1995/
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>>42247668
There definitely are.
What kind of ghosts did you think there were? Just creepy little kids who giggle a lot?
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Went to the park at 2:00am at night.
Started jogging.
I was feeling good and confident.
"Yeah I'm rad because I train in the night like batman. I am the night! I am batman!"
I glance up ahead at the far end of the park and got an eerie feeling."
I do one lap.
Two and a half laps because it spooky.
Next thing you know half way through the third lap I see a little white zombie girl come out of the ground.
I screamed like a baby girl.
Ran.
When I was near the gate I looked back and she was still there arms a dangling.
Wtf is that what the vibe was. Are there more?
Proceed to scream for help as I continue running.
See two more little girls, twins, by the mail box of one home.
These were colored ghost.
Ran all the way to my house and stayed up all night with a kitchen knife in my hand.
They exist.
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>>42250898
Why are you such a scaredy cat? You could have taken photos/videos and gotten massive social media traction. You just confirmed the existence of the undead, anon. That's a big opportunity.
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>>42247668
There are fucktons of ghetto ghosts. Go in any run down rotting warehouse in detroit. You'll find junkies and angry violent poltergeists and dark figures lurking just out of sight
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>>42247882
Get your soul back it’s inversely correlated with your gluttony
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>>42247668
how long and thorough was your research to come to this conclusion?
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>>42247668
Mine speaks in street language, still don't know what flashing means
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>>42247668
>ghetto ghosts?
What you mean? Don't you know ghettos are filled with ghosts
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>>42247668
I have a local ghost that is a big man on the portly side. I looked up his historical description and he was apparently 285lbs, but there's no way his ghost was that heavy when I saw him. So I have to assume ghosts revert to some sort of 'peak' or comfortable point in their lives, same way we hope we go back to being young and healthy when in heaven.



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