Some of us are going to get super powers. Which super power are you going to get? Are you going to join the 4chan raid group to beat up the pedo cabal and reptilians?
>>42256272I desire to astral project with ease.>two more sneeds
>>42256272I will force others to fart loudly by making eye contact.
Will it enhance my mania?
>>42256272>Mild mannered kissless basement wizard by day, when night falls OP becomes GIGA FAGGOT!
huh, maybe thats what the bunkers are for, not the nukes.
>>42256845Yup exactly. Global warming is real in a sense but what they don't tell us is its actually a good thing for us. Its only bad for vampiric types.
>>42256272I'm going to use my existing super powers to deflect it
>>42256272i'm going to cum into it and make a solar baby.
>>42256912how exactly do you plan on jizzing into outer space fuck nut
>>42256989by looking at the forbidden gyatt. the legendariare. the Vatican's picture of the holy cheeks
>>42256989>>42257020of course i won't survive. so i need you all to care for my star seed
>>42257026there's no prayer to be said for you brother, but you have my sword
>>42256272I will get any power I want in the moment, because I am the dreamer and once the frequency is tuned in I become fully lucid. I can appear however I want and do whatever I want, without limit. Sorry in advance for the weird stuff.
>>42256272im going to grind in disgaea 3
>>42257073if you eat a load of cheese and chilli before you enter the dreamscape do you get to see visions of uranus exploding?
>>42256869Something tells me the vaccine is related to this
>>42257073down side is you can never have a dick again and you always smell strongly of urinal cake.done deal.
>>42256272The power to always be stronger, more skilled, more resilient and more capable and more lucky/plot armor and more unkillable than any opponent/opponents I face no matter what nuh uh you can't counter it and there's absolutely no negatives or weaknesses to this because I'm the good guy optimus prime figure and if you try to say nuh uh well I say I have triple infinity torus 12-dimension helix mega dog super duper cat wizard God magic so nee-ner nee-ner nah nah nah nah nah nah you can't do nothing
>>42257160>no digitscheckem
>>42257225Pot calling the kettle black my chudly-dudly — looks like my power is already working as planned lol
I always default to your basic brick power setFlightInvulnerabilitySuper Strengthamd maybe a energy projection of some sort like heat vision
>>42257277>no psychic barrierYou have no taste
>>42257291I like the classics
Best power is teleportation and it’s not even close.
Do you have evidence a great solar flare will happen soon?
nothing ever happens.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hKdfReE0qds
dibs on becoming sebastian shaw
Everyone report back with which random superpower you got:https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Random/main
>>42257853There are 29,000+ possible superpowers on this site btw. I got "reattachment" where if my eye gets ripped out or arm cut off as long as i have it and can put it back where it belongs it will heal up.
Maybe it'll make my dad come back home to his family
I dream of this happening on a daily basis.Where can I read more LARP/conspiracy theories about the coming Solar Flare that will grant us superpowers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVfpmAeEKZ0
>>42256272Metapotence, lol
>>42256272I thought we had one last month.
>>42257898https://www.youtube.com/@SpaceWeatherNewsS0sspecifically this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_o14caQGCMAhe predicts 2040 but he's also been shitting his pants in the last few weeks, make of that what you will.
>>42257853https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Halloween_Artssick, I think
>>42256272I am going to go outside and yell as loud as i can "I WANNA BE A SUPER SAIYAN! I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!!!!!" while slamming my fist into the ground.
>>42256272I got a few power ups last time in 2020, it's very minor.Hopefully it's a massive one this time
>>42256869Lel genetic studies show a link between armenians and jews(ashkenaz being iranians x west asians/meds/nwafri/eafri/levantine partially like them).She loves to fuck with the happy merchants in israel technocrats I kind of agree they need to be called out(Yuval and Altman included) She still likes 2 state solution bernie who had his othering moment, so yeah not sure anti-Semitic to the point of killing Israel.
>>42256272The most common super power will be... rapid cell growth and divsion.
>>42257853i got Lightning Imprisonment, the ability to encase an enemy in a electrified bubble that electrocutes the shit out of them if they try to escape
>>42256272Two more weeks. Let's fucking go, golden warriors!
>>42256272It's always two more weeks. I think if you're unlucky enough to be born in this specific universe of the multiverse you are simply just fucked. It's just something about this reality, like you can feel it, like it's just not a "lucky" universe and only a select few people get truly lucky and there will never be some "grand scale lucky even" where everyone gets powers.
>>42256272Creation and shapeshifting, from what I've been told.Material alchemy is the functional term for it I suppose.It'll be nice to create a glock in my pocket if it's needed in an emergency, and to disappear it when all's clear.Free food is more interesting though.
>>42257853https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Fortress_MimicryI swear to god you faggots better not jack off in me.
>>42263794>https://powerlisting.fandom.com/wiki/Magitek_CreationI'm gonna be bustin nonstop nuts in your ballroom
