Here's last night's:I had a dream I was enrolled in highschool again. I walked into an office and a friendly woman gave me info and my schedule. As I read the times of my classes she did this little flirty side hip thrust toward my face in a dancing motion. Then she said, "also this", and placed her flip phone on the table in front of me. I opened it and it read, "I serve the will of the (missing) and the shill pope". I sat down in my class just in time for them to call my name. I said, "hear" and sat down. I noticed there were several people from high school and we all looked like we haven't aged a day. As I thought this and scanned the room, I saw one guy with a deformed and discolored head talking to someone. I held my smile as we made eye contact to be polite, but my eyes lingered too long, noticing his shape.(Missing/scrambled bits from here, but the dream kept it's theme)I was walking down a sidewalk and a guy in front of me was about to walk his tree in his wheelbarrow into the stream in front of him, since the sidewalk ended. A guy nearby said, "woah buddy where are you going with that tree?" Then offered to assist in moving the tree around the bend. I was reflecting on this new reality of mine and considered sending a text to my friends in a joking manner apologizing that they are living in my dream.I was in my room with laundry everywhere, like everything was reorganized and washed, but there wasn't room to put the clothes back.I was playing a video game at the school again with my brother. I said, "I don't even know if class is today".A voice on the answering machine said something like:"Anon? Anon are you there? What are you.. what are you looking for?"I went back to sleep after writing this and had another series of weird ones, but it don't remember them with enough confidence to report it.
>>42269663>Small adjustmentWhen I read the text message, it didn't say (missing). I read the shill pope and something else, but the something else was forgotten almost as fast as I read it.