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>>42269740I am the meme.
>>42269764peak saggitarius clown
>>42269747>why am i an adhd retard, who can't hold a job or make any consistent money>the saggitarius stellium, of course
I've got zero memes. Just here to mog.
>>42269870based horned devil
virgo placements
>>42269858You got me with this one
>>42269766this is my feelt. saturn 1st house
>>42269958As am I. But we aren't posting our charts here
Can't believe I posted this much. You're all a bunch of non-contributing faggots but I gotta go sleep
>>42270047>sleepThis guy is chinese or something
>>42269740>Astrologyfemcel
>another entire thread of everyone who’s not a Scorpio just proving they are inferior, retarded beings. You guys really didn’t have to do this for us, we already knew.
I had an old meme in the past but I don't have it saved now. It said "When the Mercury square ascendant bro asks you to check his sick game"And he's saying to a bunch of females "Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"
>>42270269I truly feel like I'm being crushed under their weight a lot of the times, yeah.
>>42270013fuck i hate how right this is as a pisces.
>>42270166all these guys that woke up and started commenting afterwards, are american or something
>>42269988fuck that's so me
>>42272707this is me except the social justice issues are less woke shit and more “american and britain were actually the main cause of both world wars because of the restrictions they imposed on japan and germany, thus forcing them to go to war. they just pretended afterwards to be defending the world from aggressive ideologies to justify their economic colonisation of the world”
>>42272723ngl that's also kinda me as a cap moon
>>42272760
>>42272772trump
I think I might be an earth rising
>>42272777ask your mom what time you are born
>>42272778she says 2pm
>>42272782depends on the location too
>>42272784ok. I'll see if I can figure that out
>>42272783don't assault me like that
Scorpios, Caps and Aquas jumping in the meme thread to contribute to their own sign roast. The only non NPC energies
>>42272793I have all three in my natal horoscope
You know why zodiacs are bullshit? I’m cancer and I don’t do anything people claim we do. If anything I’m a deep thinker and love art.
>>42272786existence is pain
>>42272798
>>42272806where is your jupiter/mercury/venus located?
>>42272805shit, fren, me too
>>42272786>>42272792real
>>42272813No clue because I’m not interested in astrology
>>42272822saturn is actually more like your grandfathers. the sun signifies authority/the father>>42272825>You know why zodiacs are bullshit? No idea because Im actually not interested in astrology and couldn't bother to do my own research
>>42272825then fuck off fag. This thread is for big brained astro frens
>>42272833>>42272830Behavior is learned not inherited from planets, I’m open to the idea but for me astrology has never explained my behavior and I could never relate to my zodiac sign and desu I don’t place much importance on it, I’ll tell you retards this.: I’ll sign up and get a reading just so I can rip it apart piece by piece painstakingly telling you why this isn’t me.
>>42272848then why are you in this thread? if you want to shit at astrology, go to a discussion thread or make a thread
>>42272848Is astrology the influence or the mirror? Maybe both, maybe one or the other
>>42272806You totally don't come off as sensitive and feminine
This thread is for those who know astrology is real (note, I did not say "believe") and want to have a jab at their own signs/energyAlso lurking anons can learn from memes too
>>42272860I did say i’m open to it just that it doesn’t really explain me well. Don't put all your eggs in one basket so that when that basket goes up in flames, because after the basket goes up in flames instead of realizing it’s your fault you instead blame something like astrology. But again I’m open to it, but I have to doubt it. Astrology isn’t the end all be all.
>>42272875I think astrology pertains to cosmic and archetypal energies way too complex for our little minds to comprehend or grasp entire. So when an interpretation is off, it's that - our human interpretation or understanding of it. And that's fine because we're probably not meant to understand everything 100%. We don't totally understand human psychology because it is so complex and shifting and nuanced, add to that an esoteric layer like astrology and the complexity is off the chartsIf it don't fit you and you don't care, it's fine, just move on. If it don't fit you and you care, just lurk and research more. Connecting the dots isn't easy
lol my friend has Cancer Mars, super sweet and gentle homie until he does spazz out of nowhere rofl. And 1 sec later he's back to calm like nothing happened Could be his Mars opposing Uranus as well
>>42272884See this I can agree with, I’m no plato but do like to learn about Jungian stuff every now and then though desu I did a little more research into Wilhelm Reich, no offense bit I can put more stock into Wilhelm’s “Orgone” than Astrology however I’d be interested to see if any of Jung’s Archetypes could be applied to Astrology in some way even if vague.
>>42269895>>42269858>>42272761>>42272799i've been clocked>>42272850>How you really are: Switzerlandi need context (with my context shirt)
>>42272904Fuck I wanna be classy and aesthetic so much, but I just gotta wear my sunglasses and dark hobo clothes and hoodie so I can look like a nobody and attract no attention. I would probably wear a burqa too for the same reason
>>42272898Let me blow your mind. Jung talked about astrology.
>>42272916>>42272912>>42272909you happen to have a virgo one?
>>42272942I think I do or did but let me check if I can find it
>>42272904>pluto in scorpiotime to go to bed grandpa
>>42272942
>Gemini Sun>Sagittarius anscendent>Virgo moonAm I fucked?
>>42273076top mutable energy. You sound insufferably flaky and condescending to be around
pisces sunaries moonlibra risinghow fucked am i?
>>42273136it's more like this desu
>>42273167real. But why Libra on the evil side? I'd switch Libra with Cancer
>>42273171Libras' goodness is very superficial. Scorpio is the sign that comes right after, being tired of Libra's bullshit.
>>42272916dumb but true
>>42273167If you draw a line through all the oppositions in the zodiac you will notice that this is perfectly symmetrical too so
>>42272729The 3rd Reich was the true start of the Aquarian Age.
>>42273038so Capricorn is heartless? More so than Aquarius who has a frozen heart
>>42273345The NS regime was founded when the sun was on the midheaven in Aquarius. Couldnt be a more clear sign. But the Aquarius Age proper started with Jupiter conjucting Saturn in the sign of Aquarius in 2020 after centuries of earth sign conjuctions.
>>42273388nobody knows when the aquarian age starts, where do you get it from that it started in 2020?
>>42272847kek fuck cancer
>>42272870>mars in cancer as a capit hurts desu
>>42273076Also a Gemini sun, Virgo moon and a Pisces - Aquarius ascendant here. How does that sound
>>42273471how does Pisces - Aquarius ascendant work? You're either one or the other (ascendant being the cusp of 1H, not the entire 1H)
>>42273115>you sound condescending to be aroundCool any other things youre desperate to let me know, nerd?
>>42273264>>42273256Did you hit the image limit, mr schizo
>>42273519peak geminis - virgo
>>42273540I did in fact :( what do now?
>>42273623New thread. This one is dead.
>>42273633Damn, alright. Was glad to notice a few anons lurk so the posting was not in vain after all. I will get to it once I prepare a minimum meme dump
>>42273695Just make an /x/ meme General if thats better :) I enjoy the astro memes a lot but x memes are fucking great in general
>>42273695I saved a lot of the images. I will send the best ones to my e-friend soon.
>>42273709I don't have general /x/ memes but surely others can contribute of course. >>42273744xoxo
These are dumb as rocks but they're funny. Not everyday you witness sheer reddit.
>>42273395>nobody knows when the aquarian age startsbad astrologers don't know. real astrologers use jupiter and saturn to ascertain astrological ages like the ancients did
>>42272720i swear the more i view this fucking thread the more I realize astrology is real and i'm just fucked as a pisces.
>>42274115As a pisces you really are fucked. You have the big picture and impractical jupiterian traits that saggitarius also has, but you have no rizz and no ability to socialize. The other water signs have many more advantages.
>>42274115yeah im scorpio moon and that img is literally me
>>42273256k so then i see this and im like "wait i'm a pisces and have these thoughts" its all fucking cope everyone does this shit, ya'll are fucking schizo astrology is bullshit, thank you for proving this with a single post.
>>42274127is this also why i have problems with believing shit?
i don't fucking know what to believe in anymore, so much bullshit on this planet, its all so tiring, its no wonder I prefer to be alone most of the time but then i crave social as well. I fucking hate this shitty life sometimes.
Gemini-chads... do we really seem like obnoxious sociopathic rizzmaxxers?
>>42274282uh no, we're awesome.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7PKLxv7pFc
>>42274282I think mostly just loud and autistic.
>>42274282Know of some single gemini women. They're coping hard about it.
>>42274298Thanks King>>42274300But... you DO hear me, dont you?>>42274311...are they hot?
>>42274320>are they hotI will find out. Unfortunately i don't even know what they look like.
>>42274321Are you a bot or magic entity? That question came hella fast
>>42274320Gemini sun, scorpio moon, taurus rising. The only one of those descriptors that fits me is possibly obnoxious lol
>>42274335Bit of a magician. E-friends ask me to interpret random birth charts. So that's why my stupid gemini post.
>>42273518Because no one is quite certain of my birth time
>>42274282>T.https://youtube.com/shorts/-q8kFEJBRFY?si=ooiq5BUdPUvz36Qw
>>42274320I'm a Gemini woman. I usually attract people younger than me if that means anything (I'm the Virgo moon, Pisces/Ascendant)I find Gemini men very attractive and god forbid if you have Libra in there as well
>>42274102mate we're talking in the context of thousand years cosmic cycle, like 2000 + years for each sign.
>>42274418....w-whats your type
>>42274419>like 2000 + years for each sign.I'm afraid that this is simply not real and just some shit new agers made up. I prefer my traditional method
>>42274135show us your fucking chart bisces fag
>>42274376what do you resonate with the most? Also, generate charts for both, as close as possible to the estimated birth time, and check the rest of the chart placements and aspects. That's what I do for friends that are in the same spot, we just go by what fits the most and makes the most sense for them
>>42274420Dreamy, nerdy and emo ISH fuckboys of course
>>42274422new agers did not make up the precession of the equinoxes and the earth's wobble shifting through the constellations
>>42274436The thing that doesn't help is that I really don't know if I 'look' like a Pieces rising or an Aquarius rising. I literally look like both of them
>>42274444Fuck. Im dreamy and nerdy but look like a jock :(
>>42274436And my mother just never cared enough to remember my birth time. I remember asking her she said around 0:50 in the morning, when I asked my father he said it was later.My parents just never gave a shit lmao
I need big daddy Saturn memes to whip me back into submission.signed, a miserable stockholm syndrom-riddled Capricorn sworn to endure big daddy's relentless tough love
>>42274446the precession of the equinoxes never had any astrological significance, because the signs are purely tropical and the constellations that due to happenstance possess their names have no interpretational value.Serious astrologers that write about astro-history such as John Kepler have never heard about such a concept. It is a New-Age concept.
>>42274451D-do you have Libra placements as well?
>>42274452I was in the same situation. My mother gave a time, but she was out of it, being sedated, handled in the operating room etc. but my father corrected the birth time by 2 hours later and said he knew better - which makes sense since he was present there.In any case, rising sign is not the one single thing that determins your look or appearance. Where is the rulers of these signs? What aspects the ascendant? Do you have stelliums? etc
>>42274461I would post my chart but image limit has been reached. A lot of things are badly aspected in my chart.Also I just generated an estimated one of what I think matches the closest
>>42274473Post it in the astro reading thread, someone will offer their insight
>>42274455so do you dismiss sidereal completely? at some point the two were identical. also ancient astrologers did not tackle transsaturnian planets either that does not make them any lesser in influencedifferent systems of astrology are different lens of looking at the same thing. you can argue that tropic is more individual/personality/avatar based, while sidereal interprets your chart from a karma and destiny pov. precession could relate to the destiny of humankind which makes sense because you can see each era reflected in the history of humankind
>>42274456J-just a virgo moon and a nice 'cep, mlady
>>42274501W-we're the same!
>>42274444why hewo pwincess.
>>42274512Post cep
>>42274494>so do you dismiss sidereal completely?>at some point the two were identical. Yes, I dismiss it completely. The Zodiac was always tropical.If Greek authors wrote 2000 years earlier, people would just say that sidereal Taurus is a cardinal fire sign and connect the stars of it to look like a ram instead of a steer.>also ancient astrologers did not tackle transsaturnian planets either that does not make them any lesser in influenceThey are certainly orders of magnitude less significant than the planets that are ACTUALLY VISIBLE with your naked eye under natural circumstances. Trans-Saturnian planets being invisible to the naked eye does say something about their base symbolism. Also, no, Scorpio is ruled by Mars, Aquarius by Saturn and Pisces by Jupiter. If a Star isn't even fucking visible in the sky, it cannot cultivate anything in the ecliptic.>you can argue that tropic is more individual/personality/avatar based, while sidereal interprets your chart from a karma and destiny pov. precession No, I disagree with that take completely. Sidereal astrology is a complete fallacy. There cannot be a cardinal fire sign in sidereal astrology because cardinality and elemental order can only be derived from tropical coordinates. It has nothing to do with real astrology. If you want to look at horoscopes through a different lense, you would be better off using the divisional charts like the ancients did. This practice died in the west, but was preserved in places like India (even if they use the wrong sidereal coordinates, all you have to do is use a tropical baseline to correct it.)See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEFW8mict6o>precession could relate to the destiny of humankind which makes sense because you can see each era reflected in the history of humankindI think they are just grasping at straws. Refer to the pic I posted up in the reply chain. I think it is more concise in reasoning than anything precessionists came up with.
>>42274444You're actually slutty because of the virgo moon, not gemini sun
>>42274757I'm also a Gemini mars>>42274517Hello king<3>>42274535What?
>>42274764>Gemini marsAre you into girls too? What about your venus?
>>42274792>>42274764Sorry I don't know wtf is wrong with me today. I meant Virgo Mars. I could have sworn I wrote that
>>42274806Mercury was playing mind games with you. Both mercurial.
>>42274818It must be. Though I swear some days I'm just straight up retarded.I think this is one of those days>Madhatter.jpeg
>>42274846Gemini is retarded and genius at the same time.
>>42274896I feel bad for the Gemini stelliums. But they probably love it haha
>>42274905It's a safe bet to call them gay mentally ill retards. They will argree.
>>42274764...your bicep. You said we are the same....>>42274757Wait what? Im a massive male slut, is it bc virgo moon??
i am the most demure geminii.
>>42275010>is it bc virgo moon??That can contribute to it. Moon and venus signs very important for relationships. Virgo or libra there will put you more on the slutty side.
What's the best sign for scorpio?
>>42269740some of them are funny i wish i understood more>>42269764especially this wtf
I am the least demure Gemini
I just came in this thread for a laugh because I know it's all bullshit and I only know the starsigns of like three people (including myself obviously). But all of these memes describe those three too accurately and it's starting to spook me.What's the name for this coincidence?
>>42275086Wait till you find out it's not bullshit. That will be a trip
>>42275033Libra I'd say definitely. I'm kinda stable though because I have Taurus Venus
>>42275045Consensus is that trine by sign. So pisces or cancer. You can enslave, be clingy and get attached to each other with little friction.
>>42275086The truth is that Astrology is unironically real. Think about it rationally: youre an 80kg (probably more) lump of carbon based mass that lives what? 80 years? How could literal balls of raw energy that are a trillion times larger than you NOT influence your life? Ffs theyre so huge that you can literally see their energy over distances we cant even conceive of. Its just foolish to assume the sky doesnt matter.
>>42275109Astrology is all true, but i hesitate to say how. If it was just gravity, sun and moon would matter way more than everything else. Which maybe they do. They are the 2 most important placements.
>>42275100>>42275109I've finished reading the thread. It's too late for me now. I believe all of it unequivocally. Now I wish I hadn't stopped by.
>>42275109the theory is that just like an organism is affected by its environment so is man upon the stellar influences surrounding his entry into this world. think of the birth timing as the country and time and economic status into which you were born affecting you for your entire life until the next one.
>>42275086>What's the name for this coincidence?facts and logic
>>42275109plasma physicists (the ones not being killed anyway) agree.
>>42275102The one cancer woman I've known was one of those ''She smiles but might stab me at night''
>>42275177Water signs tend to be like that. Earth is what i prefer, but they're a lot more difficult early on seemingly. You can't emotionally manipulate them, they don't feel anything.
>>42275116I think it might be a byproduct. Like whatever stirs human lives stirs the constellation or something. Like indicator strips for ph values or something
>>42275221Yes. Or maybe astrology is just the most rational chaos magick available to us.
>>42275231Tell me more about chaos magick
>>42269807cringe
>>42275109>ITS LE SCIENCE>image limit reached>imagine I posted a black science meme here
>>42275318Pls I want to see the pic
>>42275045everybody knows capricorns are basically scorpio in a suit, while scorpios are capricorns unhinged. they are often found paired up in the wild
>>42269907>oscillate between disinterest and obsessionThis is Aqua Venus so badly, and mine is squared by Pluto and opposed by Jupiter reeeeee
I'm wise as a rebel.
I always hate it when I see goth girls that aren't Scorpio or Capricorn. Posers
>>42269837I'm saggitarius rising though.
I need a list of all compatible astrological whatevers so when I ask some broad her sign I know which one to tell her so I can have sex with her
>>42275552Women all have the same personality. It's called being a bitch.
>>42275446>Saturn 1st house in Pisces >Venus (Taurus) opposite Pluto (Scorpio)How'd I do?
>Virgo sun>Aries ascendent>Moon piscesAm i cooked?
>>42272848No, there is no tabula rasa, even if astrology retards are going off the deep end with false attribution errors. Ever, uh hear of fucking genetics dumbass? Behavior learned explains nothing about a mass of morons never learning or benefitting through application, yet others deprived and with minimal learning are outright geniuses.
>>42275947I'll give you a pass, since your Saturn is there in the 1H. Sucks to be you though lol
>>42275552Nigger, women probably don't even know the compatiblity either. Don't waste your time with that.
>>42275552>I need a list of all compatible astrological whatevers That's just a list of all aspects?>>42278227Because they are too retarded to learn synastry
>>42278234Yeah, your best bet is probably just to say you're the same sign as her. Even though that's not optimal at all for synastry.
>>42278286>best bet is probably just to say you're the same sign as herWhy would you say that you are any other sign than the one you actually are
>>42278340Because i am talking about it in the context of retards like>>42275552
>>42278286>>42278368Just say opposite sign of whatever sign she is. It hints at sexual tension - opposition and chicks dig that
>>42278368Oh I didn't read his post properly. I mean there is no purpose in helping him get laid. We use astrology to find productive partnerships, and not help insecure beta males to scoop up some pointless affair with a becky to gratify his ego.
>>42278436That's fair. I do like meeting people where they're at though.Personally i initially thought that knowing astrology will help me with women. It doesn't help me with women, but i love the astrological system. It's elegant.
>>42278462It would help you with women in the sense that it would warn you directly where issues could spring up. If I had known about astrology in my last relationship I would have understood the huge issues that the venus-venus square causes and tried to remedy it. But alas, some times the answers come too late.
>>42278490What do you think about mars mars square? This one bitch i text. We have that. We have sextile moon and sextile venus though.And expand on that venus square you had with her. Say what signs they were. And what the relationship issues were.
>>42278500>What do you think about mars mars square?Not very relevant in a relationship synastry. Sun, Venus, Moon and Ascendant are the things you want to focus on.
>>42278636Eh, it's a waste of time with her anyway. She has dry cold infertile earth all over everything. Can't lure her into my dungeon at all.
>>42278663earth is warm and wet, water is cold and wet
>>42278663how do you know it's dry cold infertile earth over everything?
>>42272779Lore accurate Pisces moon
>>42278674Capricorn stellium
>>42269837Where did you get this picture of me?
>>42278691you take that back! you'd be amazed how intentionally dumb or crazy a capricorn stellium can act just to spite itself and its need for control and stability. You never know, she might even willingly walk into your dungeon without having to lure her in (the need to lure her in might be alluring still, for the sake of the game)
>>42269740>want to know some more of the astrology lore>try to find my sun/moon/whatever chart>need to know my birth hour and minute>this information is not found on my birth certificatewhat gives
>>42278908I have this same problem. I know I was born around 6am, but no one knows the exact minute. I also have no idea what resources to trust, all the websites I find require so much personally identifying information that I feel paranoid they'll straight up steal my identity.
so reading all these just makes me think this board is full of women
>>42278988They usually congregate in the div and astro threads. The rest is pure male schizo kino.
>>42278988>>42278995but astrology has always been peak male magic science. women got interested in it only in the last century
>>42278995how do i meet a schizo astro woman from 4chan? should i just lurk these threads
