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>>42271660Haven't seen this in a while, lol
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>>42271682(2/2)I vaguely remember that OP came back a year or two after this post, but I can't find it
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>>42271784Last, sorry can't find part 1 and 2 screencap, but you can search them on the archive. I'll try to look if I have more greentexts saved.
Nice to see some different ones and not the same ones being posted over and over again.
>>42273595Starts off decent, but just gets silly towards the end. If you think your kid got horrifically molested, causing him to have recurring clown nightmares significant enough not only to warrant sending him to a psychologist, but also to make his specific case worth discussing and memorable at psychology conferences, I don't think you would consider hiring a clown for his birthday. And it just gets convoluted that he's deaf mute. Can he even function as a psychologist with those disabilities? Don't they need to listen to people and speak to them? The clown volunteered to come to the party because he knew the kid was fucked up by clown dreams (guess someone held up a sign about the kid for him?), and wanted to cheer him up by dressing as a clown?I guess the idea that the reverend is actually visiting the kid's dreams and knows the kid likes him in the dreams so he decides to visit him IRL but surely if any parent even half aware that their kids molestation caused them to have clown nightmares, and now some mute reverend from another state "found out" (no confidentiality, why does he know the kids fucking address from a conference, they had it written down?) and volunteers out of the blue to dress up as one and come round on his birthday, they would probably call the fucking police or at least say no, definitely not, get out of here and we'll be following up to find out which psychiatrist has given out our son's personal info like this.Stupid story that had potential.
If I can even fuckin post this, dumb captchasIdfk how to green text, long time lurker, but since this thread type is why I love /x/ figured I'd add my own.I was probably around 11 or 12 and went on a school trip to Olympic National Park in Washington.Couple of days go by, nothing crazy, hikes into the woods, kayaking on Crescent Lake, staying in cabins nearby.We were all from the city and mist didnt really care about nature, but I'm a nature nut so I always took part in the optional activities.One night, I think the second to last, the optional activity was to do a night hike.It was one counselor in front, me and maybe 9 other kids.This was just a simple little walk into the forest along some of the "trails" around the cabins and visitor center.We were all given headlamps, then as the hike went on the counselor had us turn them off slowly so our eyes could acclimate to the dark.The night was beautiful and the stars really shine out there so we had enough ambient light that walking on the path was no issue.On the hike I dropped back, I loved being alone in nature in the dark and was tired of hearing the clomping of the other kids and them talking.I was just slowly meandering along the path since it was a loop and I wasnt worried and I was just at such a sense of peace and reverence for the stars and trees.While looking around my eyes came across something that caught my attention.These two, deeply, painfully, red orbs maybe 20, maybe 50, maybe 100 feet away.I mean this red was like nothing I've ever seen and I hope to never see again. Hell man I'm tearing up remembering it.This red was like if you took a ruby and darkened it to the point it was nearly purple and black, and yet, it emanated light.Kinda like the pic I attached, a deep bloody red.Truly, I cannot emphasize how much these red "eyes" painfully bore deep into and through me.Pt1 I guess
>>42276204Pt2I stared at those eyes, transfixed, for what felt like ages.Too scared to move, unable to really comprehend anything other than this deep, primal feeling of fear.I remember that there was a barbed wire fence going around the area to keep the wildlife away from dumb kids, but upon seeing if there ever was I do not think that is the case.I mention that as I always got the feeling the thing with those eyes was sitting on that fence, but if there was no fence...maybe I was in a tree?It must've been a good 10-15 feet off the ground so either in a tree or insanely tall. But that is me adding detail not based on the memory.I was only able to look away when the counselor came back and kinda shook me. Apparently I wasn't responding when he called my name when he doubled back a few minutes after I dropped back.By the time it took me to look at him then look back the eyes were gone but that feeling of dread and fear still remained.The rest of the hike was uneventful and we got back to the cabins a short time later.I fitfully drifted off to sleep, playing it off as some other counselor fucking with us kids or something.Later that night something SLAMMED, and I mean slammed full force into the exterior of the cabin, right next to where my head was. This was loud enough to wake everyone in the cabin (~7 other kids) and started all of us.Extra weird is that I was on the top bunk and these cabins had some extra ground clearance in case of flooding due to heavy rain so the wood didn't rot like crazy so where my head was wouldve been pretty high up compared to the external ground level.Not like it was a bear or some shit. Imagine how compact the sound and reverb is when you slap a wall, kinda like that but with the force of a moose charging it in such a compact spot.I fell out of my bunk and then after hitting the groung in the cabin there were two more of these slams against the wall where my head would've been had I still been in the bed.
>>42276272Pt3/3 ProllyAll us kids are freaking out now, but the noise stopped. We all tried listening for grunts or breathing or twigs snapping or leaves just to get an idea of what happened. while scary a bear sighting would've been cool and been a reasonable ish answer.No such luck. No further sounds and the air inside the cabin felt still and sticky- we could barely even hear each other breathe we were trying to listen so hard.I slowly got back into the bed, trying not to freak out, but deep down inside I knew, I just knew it was what I saw in the forest.Nothing more happened that trip thankfully, but everything I remember those eyes I tear up.I started writing PT1 a few hours back and couldn't post (phonefag issues) but after thinking about it for a while I got this awful feeling of dread and despite having a great day fell into a weird depression while going about my post work chores.My mind has felt blank, almost like when you are in the fugue state when about to fall asleep and the conscious mind is drifting off while the subconscious comes to the fore front.Have had other smaller experiences before and after that. I think this has lead me to fuck with occultesk stuff almost in a taunting way. While I'd be scared shitless, I need to know its all real. I doubt but I want to know more than just believe.There ya go. Now I can lurk without guilt knowing I contributed at least a little to my favorite reason to still come onto this shithole site and page.
>>42276319I like the story, but I'm afraid you can't consider it a contribution since it's sadly completely irrelevant to the thread. None of the text was green.
>>42271682>>42271688I really hope this is real so my feels can be real as well
This one is a bit long, but it's a classic1/4
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i'll post some of my favorites
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>>42271660I wish I got the reference, this is a masterclass in shitpoasting
>>42271650General question, why are skinwalkers in these greentexts, if they are wizards/shamans, such autistic fucks? Does arcane stuff lowers your IQ? At least demons and djinns know how to navigate society. The real skinwalkers were top tier sorcerers, wtf
>>42279904Beats me. The name somehow got misapplied- these things that are pretending to be human have pretty clearly got nothing to do with evil, shapeshifting Navajo sorcerers.
>>42280141Nobody ever talks about the shamans here though so it's not like there's ever been any confusion, just people trying to defend the word's definition, which is fine, but no satisfactory replacement has ever been presented. There was some complete faggot on here who was trying to get people to insist on a new name for them but it was just a clumsy and nonsensical shuffling of words with almost similar definitions. As far as I recall, the first story that popularised them here called it Goatman, so if we must be pedantic enough to reject the skinwalker name, which sounds good and suits them, then it'd probably have to be goatmen.
No ghosts or ayys>Go on a date with someone>Fairly quiet little pub>This isn't my area, it's hers, so I don't know it>I just know everything seems to be old as fuck with steep as fuck narrow cobbled streets>Have a drink and then decide we'll try somewhere else>Go outside and right behind the pub a car has crashed into a traffic pole, ironically I think it warns about how steep the bank is>There's police there, a fire engine getting out the jaws of life, pole is bent to about 60 degrees, and a group of people watching>Naturally I'm rubbernecking and she shows little interest and just keeps dragging me along>Next place we go to is top of steep bank and you can see the activity from the doorway>Again - I'm rubbernecking>Maybe 10 minutes in I decide to go for a smoke at the door>No activity of any kind>No group of people, no emergency vehicles, no damaged car, nothing to show anything of note had ever happened>Stay at the pub for the next few hours>I'm not really a big drinker and I never get drunk when I'm miles from home in a place I don't know>But because I'm mostly sober I'm thinking more about the event than her>Which brings up other questions like how didn't I hear the crash, see blue lights, when we were near a window and there was no music on? Why didn't anyone outside or inside who maybe heard it react?>When we leave I insist on walking back down the same street>Maybe they just act fast around here and did manage to free whoever was inside and move the car within 10-15 minutes>But there's no debris of anything not even the smallest piece of plastic or metal>The only thing that proves it is the sign being so bent over>Check it out>No paint on the pole from the car, but it does have a big hole in the bend where it's rusted away like it's been exposed for a while>Next day I ask her about it and she says she had no idea what I was talking about>She thought I was just acting retarded for the sake of acting retarded to get a laugh out of her
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The normal dude-bro 2007 college stoner frat boy style that most greentexts are written in has always perplexed me. If the point of these is to be creepy, why write them like they're supposed to be a comedy from fifteen years ago staring Seth Rogan?
>>42271650fresh one for ya>dad's childhood house in NH was built in the 1700s>haunted as fuck but in a nice way>come downstairs in the morning, chairs moved around, dishes on the table>aunt is carrying baby cousin in a laundry basket up the stairs>loses her balance and falls backwards>feels two hands grab her and lift her upright>they were the only ones in the housebest one>be dad, getting home late after air force training>drop bag in old bedroom, collapse on bed and fall asleep>his dog jumps up and does the dog spin thing before lying down at his feet>3am>dad wakes up in a cold sweat>dog has been dead for 10 years>dad puts his hand to the foot of the bed where his dog laid down>spot was warm
>>42282666Holy shit 666 bro, this is super fucking spooked my whole screen got all fucky and ur image glitched the fuck out, also a large black dot appeared outside of the pic of the lady that anon said “would” to, but I didn’t say anything cuz I don’t just post every little wierd thing that happening but look pic rel photo proof
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This one is a favorite of mine
This is probably my second favorite greentext
>>42283681dug this. "it's invisible ... it's still here" oooh gave me goosebumps. good one
>>42277680Yes. We should all have a book club tea party with whiskey and read 50 shades of grey while watching Saw, Annabelle, and Psycho Gothic Lolita simultaneously.
>>42282666Weird
Here's mine, kinda short but w/e>Be me around 8 years old>Just settling in for beddy byes with mom>Normal night like any other, spideyman pillow waiting patiently for me upstairs>Run up the stairs before her and into bedroom>She needs to use the bathroom first and change into her pjs, as she's still wearing jeans with a pink wool sweater>I have my cool futon bed with a bunk bed above it, the ladder that you use to get on the bunk goes down next to my head where I sleep, and I habitually look through the gaps in the ladder like a picture frame>Through the ladder I can see straight out of my door onto the landing, I hear the stairs creaking as my mom finally comes up>She passes by my room and goes into the bathroom like she said she was going to>Here's where it gets strange>I'm laying there looking out to the landing waiting for my mother to return>When my eyes are drawn to sudden movement >Her pink sweater, and nothing else, "walks" across the landing, passing my door toward the bathroom>Makes no noise whatsoever, complete silence>Like an invisible person is wearing it, with space for the body and everything, just the floating in the air>It's arm movements are exaggerated, swinging high and uncannily, robotic>Glides across my vision in maybe 1.5 - 2 seconds total>For some reason I'm not freaking the fuck out, when my mom comes back I just tell her what happened calmly>Can't even remember the rest of the nightAll these years later she still remembers me telling her about it, it's one of the few experiences that gives me genuine chills every time I think about it and I really hope I never see anything out of the blue like that again
>>42287542What about it makes it your favourite? I honestly found it kinda directionless. Not that it's bad, it was interesting enough, just not 'wow'.
>>42280465And I assume OP never delivered on those polaroids?
>somewhere around 2010>been using couchsurfing with my gf while bicycling all over europe, this was before it turned to shit and we were care free living our best life>host in Poznan, Poland was a slightly overweight and balding polack. He was balding but kinda our age, 23 - 25 maybe?>a perfect circle posters and stuff all over his apartment, we slept on a large old couch in the living room>he had been showing us around town during the day. Hospitable guy with slightly annoying sense of humor, seemed like a loner>night time, was having slow and quiet sex with gf under the blanket on the couch>all of a sudden he slams open the door wearing an ornate cross necklace with like rubies and stuff on it, hes in his underwear and a t-shirt, visible boner>he starts speaking Polish (pretty sure it was polish) and as soon as I heard his voice i had the worst sinking feeling ive ever had in my life>i remember when I was 12 and my dad told me that grandma died, that kind of feeling but it hit me physically and I couldnt move>dick still inside gf, we look like we are spooning under the blanket on the couch>the host keeps talking nonstop in Polish and walks up to us, takes his dick out>polish rambling crescendos as he starts pumping his dick and cums pretty much immediately over my gfs face and mine. Sorry this is a gross story>my feeling of despair multiplied by 100> at the same time I can feel my gf start gyrating her hips on me. Pretty sure she orgasmed right then but I couldnt see her face or move> I remember the hosts eyes and that ornate cross, it looked orthodox I think>host stops speaking and goes back into his bedroom> I still feel like something horrible will happen if I even try to move>start feeling extremely drowsy, gf still gyrating her hips on me (not really the "fucking" movement, more like her pussy was moving on her own)>last thing I remember before falling asleep is the stench and itching of the hosts cum everywhere
>>42299549I sort of regained the memories of this event slowly. We finished our trip that time without talking about it at all, I was piecing the memories together slowly even after we were back home. Took me almost a year before I could cum again, I have extremely low sex drive ever since. Was a real fiend when I was young. Now its mostly vague feelings of guilt instead. Am I cursed? Also broke up with that girl pretty soon after we came back, I think for unrelated reasons but she definitely didnt get any hangups from the event, if anything it was the other way around
>>42299565Now reading it back i guess maybe it wasnt a supernatural experience and we were just sexually assaulted? Ive never felt such dread ever though, and the physical feeling of being restrained was more than just freezing in panic. Ive never told anyone about this
>>42299615dont have the pt.2 to this, but others in the thread coached him and helped him reach this state again. he also described the "rainbow rings" as a sort of bridge/passageway that dematerializes your consciousness and puts it where it needs to go. others also said what he described was incredibly similar to indras net. kundalini/tummo was also important to this, alongside maybe relating to the rainbow-body state.
>>42299615I need the anon who made that greentext to return because I'm 99% positive I'm from the same place as him
>>42291786did it get the tit size right?
>>42299565>We finished our trip that time without talking about it at allYou're both genuinely even more insane than he was. Why the fuck do ~80% of people have a five-year-old's communication skills in their relationships? I've never understood how people who live this way can stand to even be in their own skin for twenty-four hours.
>>42271688bummer, I actually like this one
>>42300879Guess who's back?
>>42271760This is one still freaks me the fuck out years later
>>42304016Back again...
>>42304016>>42306980NTA but is that really you? Do you need to do drugs in order to reach nirvanna?
Contribooting one of my favorites. Also here's my own OC that just happened a few days ago: >be me>be visiting uncle's house>uncle now a widower since my aunt died>stay the week with my cool uncle and be bachelor bros>chilling one night in my aunt's old room>just laying back on the bed she had died in>door to the room is open>out of nowhere the door slams shut on its own like super hard>no wind or air could have moved the door like that>i get up to open the door>feel myself getting pulled backwards to the floor>not hands or anything just a force like gravity increased by 10x>have to fight to stand but legs feel like jelly>grab the door handle>door will not open easily like something is holding it closed>i have very little strength but manage to open the door>tell my uncle what just happened>"yeah she's mad at me again today anon be careful in there">pack my shit and head back home
>>42304016>>42306980I am that anon and I believe I'm being tricked.
>>42307074i dont think it was nirvana, just that it was a highly aware and awakened state. you dont really need drugs, but some can help push you along while others will get you more stuck where you are. a lot of it relies on the control of your heartbeat and amplifying the sensations you feel while not focusing on them.listening to very intense music that you like at very high volume is the main trick i found. something with a lot of bass and constant rhythm you can get lost in. once you feel the warmth and electric feeling start climbing your spine focus your attention forward, and as soon as it hits your skull focus upwards. do not try and fry your brain on psychedelics or stimulants, do something mild that increases your appreciation for music and allows you to focus in on it better. you want it to be so its only you, the music, and the sensation present. i recommend something like gabber or hardstyle, preferably old shit that's super bass focused although ive been able to do it again recently while listening to pantera.im not sure how else i can prove it was me outside of the image i used for the thread, if it helps ISS Skeptic anon was in the thread aswell, so long as he joins the thread or you ask him he can probably confirm this is me, there might have been another namefag but im not very sure.>>42308961this guy is a fag, ask him what ISS skeptic anon said in the thread and he wont be able to answer.sorry for taking so long to get back to the thread, been trying to avoid /x/ and 4chan in general since i got the advice i needed so i dont cloud my mind all that much.
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>>42299634ISS skeptic anon was the one who gave me the initial advice alongside 2 other anons. i think the other namefag said something like "i dont know what sort of weed your smoking but i want some" or some stupid shit
>>42311836good luck getting to wherever that is, maybe i will see one of you guys? if it is not something soley within my mind or whatever i dont see why i couldnt come across one another anon there. look for a dude with long brown hair, i'll probably be meditating with the plasma white chink dude near the giant palace, if you find me i'll tell you my name and that im the jumpen anon to confirm.
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>Be me innawoods>hear noise like crescendo of farts>it's coming from the treeline>unholster my .22 midget & dicktip revolver>fire 15 shots into the trees>suddenly a blood curdling scream and sasquatch bum rushes me>fuckin kills me>make it back home just in time>Fully erect from adrenaline as I type this>worked up an appetite, my favourite pizza place isn't open at this time so I had to order from some shady place I've never seen beforeHope everything goes ok
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>>42287546MAN I love this one! Thanks for posting it
>>42271678Yowie.
>>42271673>torso with wooden thing as bottom They made an x-files about this.
>>42271796Hmmmm…I want to read the other ones but I think it’s a larp.
>>42280460I like this one
>>42281836>>42281832These are good, but be attractive.
>>42283681Really good.Honestly, many posters could write great screenplays.
>>42318764I think that was Jesus.
>>42318592Funny
Newfoundland Anon here reposting the stories from the other thread>Also be me>2019ish>Driving around with this girl>About 20 minutes out of town>Late at night, somewhere around 11 - 11:30pm>Driving up the highway>See random dude just crab posing on the side of the highway>No other person or any vehicles nearby>Wtf>Why are there always people just lingering and doing unhinged shit in the middle of nowhere That's pretty much it for the random weirdos on the highwayThere's also the story where me and my ex got chased from the woods while camping by something that I have no idea what it was
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>>42319970Fuck it. I'm gonna post it anyway, been too damn busy and no green text because on mobile right nowI was around 20 at the time, me and gf at the time decided to go camping. Long story short, we found a grove of woods somewhere about 20 minutes or so from the nearest town. We took the ATV since I didn't have my driver's license at the time. Anyhow, we settled in and the afternoon and evening was going good. She was smoking some weed, I didn't want to smoke any because I wanted to stay aware of the surroundings and around 11pm we decided to douse the fire and go to bed in our two man tent. Around 1am she shakes me awake, saying she can hear people whispering and footsteps around our camp area. I told her she's just stoned and her minds is filling in the blanks because not used to everything being quiet, etc etc. In hindsight, never noticed myself how absolutely dead the forest sounded. We both doze back off to sleep and an hour later she wakes me up again. She's saying she still hears footsteps, heavier this time and people talking/whispering and being annoyed, I perk up a little bit and listen. Sure as fuck there's movement in the surrounding trees and I decide that I don't want no trouble so we start packing up. I grab a knife I had on me and just sheath it to my belt, fire up the ATV and direct the headlights into the last direction I heard the movementContinued in next post
>>42323030Quad idling, we begin packing things onto the ATV and I just yell out that whoever you are, were leaving, don't want no trouble, sorry if we intruded, etc etc. Just getting the last few things packed onto the quad and she's sitting in the upseat while I lash it down when I hear the most butt puckering, gut wrenching, sweet inducing sounds I have ever heard in my entire life directly ahead of where the lights were shining into the trees. It's so hard to explain, but it sounded like someone took a locomotive and just threw it into the trees while someone was bellowing out the deepest, most gutteral scream to ever have been witnessed, like the sound of screeching metal, trees splintering and screaming. Mind you, there's no roads, railroads (haven't been any trains in Newfoundland since the late 80's) just a beaten cowpath, more or less. I look to my woman and as this is happening she's just staring into the trees, you know the look someone gets when they see something traumatizing or something they can't comprehend. I tighten down the last strap, hop on the quad and we fucking leg it out of there, not stopping until we hit the nearest town. I stop to get our bearings and catch a break and ask her what she seen, she was hyper fixated on whatever was in the direction of the sound. She wouldn't tell me, she didn't want to talk about it. She just wanted to go home, I drop it for the night and we go home. I asked her a few more times throughout the week and she flat out refused to tell me, the most I got from her was "you wouldn't like it if I told you". This shit has been replaying in the back of my mind for over 15 years now, and I would fucking love to know what was in those woods that night. Have a few more odd occurrences if there's still interest
>In a crumbling small town, three amateur Satanists—Mara, Leon, and Jude—found a thread on a hidden dark web forum titled:Musica Satanam Invocans.In it was a free download link for a file containing three music albums.The thread came with the warning:“Per auditum, transibit. Quod auditur, evocabitur.”(Through hearing, it shall pass. What is heard, shall be summoned.)Curious and reckless, they downloaded it and gathered in an abandoned church basement, candles lit, sigils drawn. They hit play.As the music played, the air grew hotter. Mara’s nose bled. Shadows seemed to crawl. The walls sweated. Leon threw up black bile. Jude heard a creepy voice spoking his childhood sins aloud. Thoughts echoed. Regrets screamed. Another strange voice said each of their names, slowly… knowingly.The room darkened.And He arrived.Not a monster—just a man in a flawless black suit. Eyes like dying stars.“You listened,” he said. “That makes you mine.”The candles blew out. The screams didn’t.The next day, the church was empty. Only a charred laptop remained, its screen frozen on the message:“He listens. Do you?”With the link blinking on the screen. Two months later, Jude was found wandering in a nearby town. He was dazed and only remembered what happened until the moment the figure appeared. He didn't know what happened with his two friends after that. They were never found again. Jude now lives in a mental institution.The link is still active and free.Would you dare listen?Download at your own riskThis is the link:https://www.mediafire.com/file/03xf34jntulg7bi/LFC_%2526_FCao.rar/file
>>42271755Epic Dubz
>>42280460My favourite
I remember reading one a few years back but I never saved it and I've never seen it since. It was something like - >be anon>visiting Korea with small group of friends>walking back to Airbnb at night after dinner>walking up narrow street leading up a hill >dense greenery and some houses>not nearly as built up as other areas>hear someone calling from behind >look back>see Korean woman waving and motioning for anon to come back down the road>she's standing with her back against a wall >more bushes behind wall>anon waves back (like an autist) but pretty much ignores her>reach house>friends start making their way inside>more calling>look back and see the woman still motioning for him to come back down>waves again and heads up to the door>right before going in, anon looks back>next things all happen within about 1 second>woman is still smiling but no longer waving>her hair is suspended in midair as though an invisible hand is holding it above her>woman suddenly gets yanked up and over the wall>body is completely limp and slides over the wall and into the bushes like a snake>still smiling as she goes>this all happens so quickly that anon screams and runs inside>once inside, tells his friends what happened and says there's a woman who needs helpCan't remember the rest exactly but it's something like, 'they all go down and look for the woman but find nothing. They call the police but they're all clearly drunk and the police just say they'll look into it. Police look around for a while then leaves. Anon doesn't know what he saw
>>42271755there's a couple more to this one
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>>42323066>Have a few more odd occurrences if there's still interestYes, please; some new content would be nice.
I've always loved greentext threads on /x/, but I've been here so long, it's been nothing but repeats for years. I'm not bitching (and I have posted many times over the years), merely lamenting. If I had anything other than old screencaps that have been posted countless times, I would/could contribute more.I'll post what I have that hasn't been posted yet, maybe it will be some anon's first time reading them, and get that same old thrill.
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>be me >long drive through the mountains>pull off at a random exit because I need to piss>pull over in a small gravel lot at a trail head>one other car parked there>figure its a hiker as no one is in site>take a couple steps into the tree line and drain the ol' nether rod>turn back to my car >theres a man standing in between my car and the other car>"hey I'm so glad your here">uhh hi.>"I'm locked out of my car and my phone has no service">something is incredibly off about his demeanor>he's practically giddy at the site of me>where the fuck did he even come from>I ask him how I can help >"well my window is open a crack but my hands are too big to fit in there">"but your hands are nice and small">"I just need you to reach in there and unlock the door for me">glance at his window it's open about 4 inches>plenty of room for his entire arm to fit in there>He starts smiling in anticipation of me fulfilling his request>tell him we have the same size hands and mine won't fit>but let me grab my phone from my car, i'll call a locksmith>slam the door and nope the fuck out so fast>see in my rearview he's literally running after me and screaming not exactly /x/ tier but I truly believe i dodged a serial killer booby trap that day
>>42282666sorry for being relatable weirdos, satan.
>>42325547This is a great story. Did he ever post a follow-up about going back to the cabin?
>>42327098Sadly, no, not that I'm aware of.
>>42271733Something similar used to happen to me and it always freaked me out. It hasn't happened in years now so I assume the doppelganger moved away.
>>42325532Sorry to keep you Anon. Here's another one from when I was about 14 or 15>Be me>14 or 15 years old>Me and my best friend used to walk the perimeter of town, following the main roads>A portion of the road goes through nothingness>No homes, no businesses, no structures, no street lights>Usually takes about 30 minutes of walking to get through it>Pic related is the section of road>Be about 1am>Most of the way through the road, on the part where the road divides that pondOne thing to note about this particular area, it's kind of in a dip, so no lights from the surrounding town can really reach it, and likewise, you can't see any part of town in that exact spot>Anyways>Beautiful night>Not a cloud in sight, full on moon and stars putting on a show for me and bro>Approaching that split pond>Suddenly this brilliant bright blue light illuminates the entire fucking area>Is gone in like half a second>Wtf>Look at bro, he's looking at me with a wtf look as well>Ask "Did you see that, too?">He replies "Yeah, what the fuck">Happens a few more times, at least 2 or 3 times>Noping super hard>Pondering what it could have been>Not lightning, no clouds to be seen and gorgeous clear night>Can't be transformer blowing up, no power lines or hydro poles>Thought I stroked out but he seen it too>Super creeped out, not really talking much the rest of the way>Get to other side of town, should have been 1:15 or 1:20 am from where we seen the lights>Is fucking 2:30am>NOPENo idea what the fuck happened there, from that split pond to the nearest building is like a 15 minute walk tops, the entire ordeal lasted maybe 2 or 3 minutes
>>42329975>Sorry to keep you Anonnp. Good on ya; thank you for new content>>42325541This was me pissing and moaning>inb4 pic and muh corpsesYeah, yeah. It's just a decent creepy thought.>inb4 muh reddit spacing. Go away. I'm drunk and trying to keep things somewhat organized.
>>42330199I love sharing my stories, even if they don't get a lot of recognition. Thanks for listening, Anon. Nice dubs, btw
>>42274565The deaf mute reverend psychologist is really too convoluted but>clown nightmareshe wasn't having clown nightmares, he was having insect nightmares and the clown comforted him, so there's no reason to not want clowns around him.
Bump to save from page 10 and moar stories
>>42280469>>42280473>>42280450Is just me or these stories are somehow similar?
Bumping the only good thread on the board. Also fuck gookmoot, having to phonepost because the new spurdo spyware blocks me on my computer.
>>42287542Schizophrenia is one hell of a drug
>>42279865>I wish I got the referenceI don't think its referencing anything specific. Just mocking some common pitfalls in creepypastas, in-particular the one where something's clearly horrifically wrong but the people involved keep sticking around far beyond the point it makes any sense.Like continuing to play a game that says your IRL name and threatens to kill you.
>>42282634If you continue reading it you realize that he's largely calling men retards
>>42344650>>42344657>>42344780Thank you for your contribution, Anon
>>42271660This was super spooky, scared the piss and shit and cum right out of me.
>>42271667Can’t everyone pass through shadows lol
>>42271650I just want to say thank you to all the anons in these threads. I think they get made less frequently now. It sucks that now, mostly the only place you're gonna find greentexts are in the 'greentext thread', where we share archived ones. But all of those archived ones actually came from all over the boards, when people shared stories more often. IDK what changed, maybe board or internet culture is different. nevertheless I love to read those before bed, but sometimes it gets too scary. Yes I will contribute in the future, I do save a few, will start saving more. Peace anons.
>>42277680heh, if your feels are real, a piece of it undeniably exists in reality whether real or 'false'
>>42344780does someone have the rest of these?haunted houses are my jam
>>42347168>too scaryPlease post them I want to be spooked
>>42345349So what happened to this one? It was kind of silly of him to go to the hobo habitat by himself, but guess that's how they do it out in the boonies?
Does anyone have the one about being a community worker of some sort in a black neighborhood and it mentions the harlem Renaissance at some point? I remember it was pretty good
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>>42347849Probably a Larp. The story doesn't add up and something like this would have made at least the local news. Those photos could literally be taken anywhere at 3am. And who is going to live post during a firefight? It's was an entertaining though.
>>42347168This right hereI have also been working on manually trying to improve the state of things. I try to tell more greentext stories whenever the opportunity pops up. I guess I’ve got a few for this thread but I’ve told them on the chans before and never seen them saved so they’re not all that great. I just do what I can. Maybe my contributions on other boards are better.Posting on 4chan is interesting because it’s almost like a creative writing performance piece to make a greentext post, even when you’re correct and talking about something real. It’s easy to get focused on the conversation at hand with other posters but we do have an audience who is an important part of things; lurkers. Gotta take care of the lurkers.
>>42281832>>42281836There's some wisdom in here but there's also some incel shit in there>MM YOUR THIGHS ARE SO SMOOTH>*tips fedora*
>>42355988I have a pal whose family are freemasons.
>>42355982I've been in abandoned nazi and soviet buildings but never met any other people alive or dead. How did the police react? I wouldn't trust the pigs enough to tell them.
Okay. First, a little context: this is a true story; it happened to a friend of a friend of mine. Let's call him "Paul." Also, it's not a "paranormal" story in the strictest sense of the word, but rather a "Lynchian" story, with strange things that leave you with a feeling of unease and a sense of "a glitch in reality/the Matrix" or "WTF" rather than ghosts, aliens, skinwalkers, and werewolves. Aight? here we go:>be me, many years ago>film student in Santiago, Chile>hanging out at my friend "Paul's" house near campus>surfing the weird side of the web, clicking random sketchy links>atmosphere gets heavy, that weird "impending doom" feeling>Paul stares at the screen and goes: "Anon, this reminds me of something that happened years ago">tells me the most reality-breaking story I've ever heard>be Paul, 17 years old>vacationing in the central coast (Isla Negra area Iirc)>partying late with friends, 11 PM, pitch black>public transport in rural Chile is non-existent after 10 PM>Paul’s dad picks them up in his truck, drops everyone off>finally, it’s just Paul and his dad driving through a dirt road in the middle of nowhere>freezing cold coastal night, layers of jackets on>dad hits the brakes: "Paul, look ahead">a woman is walking slowly in the middle of the dirt road>dressed in full mourning attire. Black hat, black veil covering her face>long black dress dragging through the dust and dirt>no cars for miles, no taxis, no houses nearby>Paul and his dad are "too nice", decide to help her>she gets in the back seat. She looks catatonic, out of it>says she’s going to "the hotel">they drive for a while, she doesn't give details, just stares into the void>Paul checks Google Maps... there are ZERO hotels in this tiny town>closest hotel is in the next town, 45 minutes awayAnons, do you understand what I'm trying to say?! THERE WERE NO FREAKING HOTELS IN THE AREA(1/2)
>>42365542(2/2)>they drive her there. Paul’s dad tries to talk to her>she gives a name and a very rare last name (not Chilean at all)>same surname as a famous Argentine book editor>she doesn't confirm if they're related, just silence>reach the hotel. Paul helps her inside>she walks in like a zombie and sits on a giant sofa in the lobby>doesn't talk to staff, doesn't check in, just sits there in a trance>Paul asks the receptionist for a reservation under [Surname]>"Nothing here, kid. Never heard of her.">Paul’s dad says they’ve done enough. They leave her there, sitting in the dark lobby>2 weeks later, back in Santiago>dad calls Paul into his office, face white as a sheet>"Look at the screen">missing person report from HALIFAX, CANADA>woman missing for weeks, needs meds for psychosis, has an Argentine accent>tfw it's HER. The same face, the same name>tfw Halifax is 9,000 km away and she’s walking through the Chilean dirt in a veil>present day: we look up the old news again>update says: "Found safe and sound", but the link is dead, domain for sale>we find her name on IMDb as an Art Director for an indie film>the director is from Halifax. We messaged him. No reply>to this day, I still wonder how she crossed the planet in a trance just to sit in a lobby in the middle of nowhere.>I still get goosebumps and a strange feeling remembering the "missing person" photo.
This happened to me when I was a little kid exactly how I remember it:>Be me>Playing in the basement with my toys>Basement is unfinished and has concrete floors and exposed wood beams with no dry wall but has some furniture>As a kid I find it kinda creepy but it's the middle of the day so it's fine>I remember kneeling on the couch and guiding my matchbox cars along the back of it when suddenly I blinked and it was night and the room was basically pitch black>Somehow inexplicably I had instantly fallen asleep in the middle of playing and then woken up hours later in the blink of an eye still kneeling in the exact same position>I immediately jumped up, completely terrified and confused>I was in the creepiest place in the house at the worst time with no lights on and no idea where my parents are>I leap off the couch and sprint to the stairs and just haul ass to get to my room on the second floor>This is where things really get blurry and hard to describe>I think what happens in reality is that I somehow fell asleep again while running up the stairs and dreamt what followed but what I actually experienced was transforming into a non human or animal of some kind and hallucinating indescribable bizarre things>time seems to move both extremely slowly yet pass almost instantly as I blinked again and was in the upstairs hallway running to my room>I jump into bed and hide under the covers my heart beating like crazy>Lay there wide awake trying to make sense of what happened>30 years later still not really sure and nothing like it ever happened againWhat really gets me as an adult is where the fuck were my parents? Did they not see me kneeling on the couch for hours? They apparently just shut all the lights off and went to bed without even checking to see what I was doing all day long. Just weird idk
>>42365561Definitely weird but not the weirdest thing a psychotic has ever done
>>42365775Did you ask them? To me, sounds like missing time from an alien abudction.
>>42365542>>42365561Forget being a true story, this shit is thinly veiled AI-generated slop. Shame on you, anon.
>>42307935That screencap is pure AI slop
>>42344650Funny. I also have the eight pointed star on my forearm. I first burned a sun with eight rays using a metal rod. Later tattooed the eight pointed star over it. I don’t know exactly why. I think it appeared in a dream too, also a strange one, where I see it as if on a screen. White background and the eight pointed star over it but I’m not walking anywhere but rather have the screen projected onto my mind. There was a deep commanding voice but I don’t remember what it said. I wonder what this means.
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>>42353240>but I’ve told them on the chans before and never seen them saved so they’re not all that greatSame. Feels disappointing how a lame skinwalker story is saved but something real is not
Sup [Tetsubroadcast6]
Does anyone have the one where that guy who lives out in the middle of nowhere is getting harassed by a silent androgynous old Eskimo? I've only seen it two times in the past twelve years. It's very creepy.
>>42307935This guy said he gave confirmation by nodding over a phone call.
>>42345349Whoever made this screencap is a retard. First it just looks like shit, then the posts keep getting further and further to the side until they're actually getting cut off. I wish people wouldn't do things that they don't have the capacity for.
>>42281832>Women are like dogs.Woaaah, novel idea. My mind is blown.
>>42318768Glad you liked it anon!
>>42297427Probably the lack of the cliched narrative arc is what made it interesting to me. It felt surreal, and I think it serves as an evocative piece on the passage of time and how one can feel like they do not have control over their bodies, mind, and surroundings, despite ostensibly having control of those things.
>>42299615That's the worst story I ever heard in my life
a favorite
I've noticed that most of these are bad.
>>42370328Anon, that makes me want to hear your story. In my case, I they teally just aren’t that good. Very weird moments but not really worth the entire story that explains it. I’ve got one about a peeping tom type deal who may have been more aggressive than that but I can’t really figure out how to tell it without it becoming so long that it’s boring too.I agree some of the skinwalker stuff is lame. The short form ones can be really good, though. At least, I really like the one where it walks around the suburbs in the rain making the car-unlock noise.So what happened to you? Thread could always use a good one!
>>42276204Hey nigger!>this is how you greentext, faggot
Does anyone have the one about the mythological figure in the woods in the Netherlands? The one with the student and wildlife camera's, Derk med den bear.
>>42374145This one?
>>42374245Yes that one, thanks.
>>42367999It actually is a true story. I wrote it in normal format first but since anons in this thread are so picky about the greentext stuff (the most annoyingly inconvenient way to phrase a long story if you ask me) I asked gemini to convert it to greentext before posting it. Is that a big crime? Maybe, but I figured it was worth it only to contribute some oc. Now that I know you ungrateful fucks can't even look past that, it makes more sense why this threads doesn't reach bump limit in 5+days. Sad really. Anyways, by all means keep enjoying your ad nauseam rendition of muh skinwalkers, muh scary woods are scary.
>>42373184That's a good one. I've had weird dreams/visions involving animals.
>>42373306Sure let me try to greentext it again>be me at home with my brothers>we were kids and had a few toys>one of such toys was a bike with a cop that would move and make some sound when you inserted batteries>normal day playing with toys and storing them in some place or out of the way>go to sleep>me and my bros wake up in the middle of the night because of some noise>the noise came from the bike toy that moved for a little while longer before stopping>young me is too scared to do anything>older bro complains about me the noise and the toys and gets up to remove the batteries from the bike>telling bro it wasn't my fault and that i stored the toy in the right place>thinking to myself it was weird that the toy was working but unable to think too much because older bro also became scared>battery compartment was empty>bro leaves the toy immediately and we try to fall asleepMaybe it's a bad greentext but thanks for hearing me out anonI also like the short form ones but some are that 'it smelled of copper and trash making me want to puke" and it really feels stale
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>>42271688I hate this kind of writing where the author has random existential crises for no reason so that you think it's deep. Every time he goes back into that mode I'm like, really? Again? It just makes me have to jump ahead.
>>42374473Fuck the nuhaters. They would bitch if they were hung with a new rope. There was nothing wrong with your story, or how it was laid out.Greentexting is a pain in the ass, but it has a long tradition/history, for better or worse.Thank you for the content. It is appreciated by those who don't piss and moan about every goddamn thing.
Sup broskis, will probably post a bunch of my collection if I remember. Been slowly amassing it over the past 6 or more years, might accidentally post some duplicates here since I just skim the files posted here but most should be fresh?
>>42376245Thanks.
>>42353240>I’ve told them on the chans before and never seen them saved so they’re not all that greatSometimes you just don't see them. I made this spurdo thing ages ago and only posted it once. Then I saw it reposted on an entirely different board about 4 years later. Someone could have found it through the archives, but that sounds less likely than it being saved at the time and reposted by that person or someone else until I had seen it.It's happened on here a few times too. A while back I posted about an experience I'd had. I hadn't seen anyone mention that kind of thing before so I thought it would be interesting. Instead it didn't gain me a single (you). A while later someone posted the screenshot in a greentext thread and it turned out to be quite popular. People have requested it since and it's been mentioned here and there, but seems to have died down now.My point is you just never know.
>>42299615hmonce i smoked some lemon haze and was on a rant about the longnose tribe, i had some mild energy emanating from my root chakra going up the spine and i could feel every spinal disk in my back creak/realining semi pleasurably plus feeling new energy flowing into my lungs via breathing. breathing was now easier and made me feel better and even more higher. unluckily, this too only happened once to me.>inb4 junky stoner fag dudeweedno. i only smoked it cuz it was free , that was about 6 years ago.
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>>42373184Had this happen a few years ago. Came home from work early from work and walked into the living room to see my dog sitting upright on the couch watching TV.Not like how dogs sits either. I mean fully upright, leaned back into the corner of the couch like a person. One paw resting in the arm rest.He looked over at me and just froze in shock. Like he actually looked shocked like a person would.My brain genuinely could not process what I was looking at. Then after like two seconds he reached over, grabbed the remote on the coffe table, and turned the TV off.He slowly got back down onto all fours and just approached me just staring into my eyes seeing what I would do next.I honestly think the only reason I didn’t completely lose my mind is because I realized immediately that nobody would ever believe me if I told them. Like what was I even supposed to do? Call someone?So I just kind of accepted it.Didn’t say anything. Went to take a shower and acted normal.He’s still around too. Seems like we silently agreed to never acknowledge it. He stays on all fours when I’m around, and I say out loud that i'm home before coming inside now so I don’t accidentally catch him doing something again.Sometimes I can hear the TV shut off when I open the door. A couple times I’ve come home and there’s been food sitting out on the table that definitely wasn’t there before. Usually I just leave him alone for a while when that happens so he can finish whatever he was doing.At least he stopped pretending to be dumb after that day. Like before, if I told him to do something he'd just play dumb but now he just does it immediately like he understands everything the first time and can actually grab me shit and do things for me.He 100% understand english.Honestly after a while it stopped feeling creepy. Like we both know what’s going on but neither of us wants to bring it up.Still no idea why he needs to hide it from me.
>>42379655we don’t need robots to write greentext. you would really outsource the last great form of art to a machine…
>>42385569this shit for real?
>>42383295I liked this one
>>42385838This is /x/, anon. Of course it's not real.
>>42385838If you own a dog, ask it if it can understand you then tell it to do something like spin around to prove it understands. It’ll probably do it. They seem to be okay with that but know it's fucked up to seem them acting like people.
>>42319096Yeah but that jeet had wheels and was a midge. Episode gave me nightmares as a kid
>>42271678I really thought he was going to wake up to his friend standing over him puking which freaked me out more than what a actually happened
>>42385975b-but...
>>42385814Be gentle and kind to the greentext newcomers. Otherwise, self-righteous, asshole gatekeepers will ruin one of the only decent things left on /x/. (You) and I were once new here too.
