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>>42271660Haven't seen this in a while, lol
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>>42271682(2/2)I vaguely remember that OP came back a year or two after this post, but I can't find it
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>>42271722>>42271733>>42271744Wow, didn't expect I'd get repeating digits almost in a row. Also, this one is famous.
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>>42271784Last, sorry can't find part 1 and 2 screencap, but you can search them on the archive. I'll try to look if I have more greentexts saved.
Nice to see some different ones and not the same ones being posted over and over again.
>>42273595Starts off decent, but just gets silly towards the end. If you think your kid got horrifically molested, causing him to have recurring clown nightmares significant enough not only to warrant sending him to a psychologist, but also to make his specific case worth discussing and memorable at psychology conferences, I don't think you would consider hiring a clown for his birthday. And it just gets convoluted that he's deaf mute. Can he even function as a psychologist with those disabilities? Don't they need to listen to people and speak to them? The clown volunteered to come to the party because he knew the kid was fucked up by clown dreams (guess someone held up a sign about the kid for him?), and wanted to cheer him up by dressing as a clown?I guess the idea that the reverend is actually visiting the kid's dreams and knows the kid likes him in the dreams so he decides to visit him IRL but surely if any parent even half aware that their kids molestation caused them to have clown nightmares, and now some mute reverend from another state "found out" (no confidentiality, why does he know the kids fucking address from a conference, they had it written down?) and volunteers out of the blue to dress up as one and come round on his birthday, they would probably call the fucking police or at least say no, definitely not, get out of here and we'll be following up to find out which psychiatrist has given out our son's personal info like this.Stupid story that had potential.
If I can even fuckin post this, dumb captchasIdfk how to green text, long time lurker, but since this thread type is why I love /x/ figured I'd add my own.I was probably around 11 or 12 and went on a school trip to Olympic National Park in Washington.Couple of days go by, nothing crazy, hikes into the woods, kayaking on Crescent Lake, staying in cabins nearby.We were all from the city and mist didnt really care about nature, but I'm a nature nut so I always took part in the optional activities.One night, I think the second to last, the optional activity was to do a night hike.It was one counselor in front, me and maybe 9 other kids.This was just a simple little walk into the forest along some of the "trails" around the cabins and visitor center.We were all given headlamps, then as the hike went on the counselor had us turn them off slowly so our eyes could acclimate to the dark.The night was beautiful and the stars really shine out there so we had enough ambient light that walking on the path was no issue.On the hike I dropped back, I loved being alone in nature in the dark and was tired of hearing the clomping of the other kids and them talking.I was just slowly meandering along the path since it was a loop and I wasnt worried and I was just at such a sense of peace and reverence for the stars and trees.While looking around my eyes came across something that caught my attention.These two, deeply, painfully, red orbs maybe 20, maybe 50, maybe 100 feet away.I mean this red was like nothing I've ever seen and I hope to never see again. Hell man I'm tearing up remembering it.This red was like if you took a ruby and darkened it to the point it was nearly purple and black, and yet, it emanated light.Kinda like the pic I attached, a deep bloody red.Truly, I cannot emphasize how much these red "eyes" painfully bore deep into and through me.Pt1 I guess
>>42276204Pt2I stared at those eyes, transfixed, for what felt like ages.Too scared to move, unable to really comprehend anything other than this deep, primal feeling of fear.I remember that there was a barbed wire fence going around the area to keep the wildlife away from dumb kids, but upon seeing if there ever was I do not think that is the case.I mention that as I always got the feeling the thing with those eyes was sitting on that fence, but if there was no fence...maybe I was in a tree?It must've been a good 10-15 feet off the ground so either in a tree or insanely tall. But that is me adding detail not based on the memory.I was only able to look away when the counselor came back and kinda shook me. Apparently I wasn't responding when he called my name when he doubled back a few minutes after I dropped back.By the time it took me to look at him then look back the eyes were gone but that feeling of dread and fear still remained.The rest of the hike was uneventful and we got back to the cabins a short time later.I fitfully drifted off to sleep, playing it off as some other counselor fucking with us kids or something.Later that night something SLAMMED, and I mean slammed full force into the exterior of the cabin, right next to where my head was. This was loud enough to wake everyone in the cabin (~7 other kids) and started all of us.Extra weird is that I was on the top bunk and these cabins had some extra ground clearance in case of flooding due to heavy rain so the wood didn't rot like crazy so where my head was wouldve been pretty high up compared to the external ground level.Not like it was a bear or some shit. Imagine how compact the sound and reverb is when you slap a wall, kinda like that but with the force of a moose charging it in such a compact spot.I fell out of my bunk and then after hitting the groung in the cabin there were two more of these slams against the wall where my head would've been had I still been in the bed.
>>42276272Pt3/3 ProllyAll us kids are freaking out now, but the noise stopped. We all tried listening for grunts or breathing or twigs snapping or leaves just to get an idea of what happened. while scary a bear sighting would've been cool and been a reasonable ish answer.No such luck. No further sounds and the air inside the cabin felt still and sticky- we could barely even hear each other breathe we were trying to listen so hard.I slowly got back into the bed, trying not to freak out, but deep down inside I knew, I just knew it was what I saw in the forest.Nothing more happened that trip thankfully, but everything I remember those eyes I tear up.I started writing PT1 a few hours back and couldn't post (phonefag issues) but after thinking about it for a while I got this awful feeling of dread and despite having a great day fell into a weird depression while going about my post work chores.My mind has felt blank, almost like when you are in the fugue state when about to fall asleep and the conscious mind is drifting off while the subconscious comes to the fore front.Have had other smaller experiences before and after that. I think this has lead me to fuck with occultesk stuff almost in a taunting way. While I'd be scared shitless, I need to know its all real. I doubt but I want to know more than just believe.There ya go. Now I can lurk without guilt knowing I contributed at least a little to my favorite reason to still come onto this shithole site and page.
>>42276319I like the story, but I'm afraid you can't consider it a contribution since it's sadly completely irrelevant to the thread. None of the text was green.
>>42271682>>42271688I really hope this is real so my feels can be real as well
This one is a bit long, but it's a classic1/4
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i'll post some of my favorites
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>>42271660I wish I got the reference, this is a masterclass in shitpoasting
>>42271650General question, why are skinwalkers in these greentexts, if they are wizards/shamans, such autistic fucks? Does arcane stuff lowers your IQ? At least demons and djinns know how to navigate society. The real skinwalkers were top tier sorcerers, wtf
>>42279904Beats me. The name somehow got misapplied- these things that are pretending to be human have pretty clearly got nothing to do with evil, shapeshifting Navajo sorcerers.
>>42280141Nobody ever talks about the shamans here though so it's not like there's ever been any confusion, just people trying to defend the word's definition, which is fine, but no satisfactory replacement has ever been presented. There was some complete faggot on here who was trying to get people to insist on a new name for them but it was just a clumsy and nonsensical shuffling of words with almost similar definitions. As far as I recall, the first story that popularised them here called it Goatman, so if we must be pedantic enough to reject the skinwalker name, which sounds good and suits them, then it'd probably have to be goatmen.
No ghosts or ayys>Go on a date with someone>Fairly quiet little pub>This isn't my area, it's hers, so I don't know it>I just know everything seems to be old as fuck with steep as fuck narrow cobbled streets>Have a drink and then decide we'll try somewhere else>Go outside and right behind the pub a car has crashed into a traffic pole, ironically I think it warns about how steep the bank is>There's police there, a fire engine getting out the jaws of life, pole is bent to about 60 degrees, and a group of people watching>Naturally I'm rubbernecking and she shows little interest and just keeps dragging me along>Next place we go to is top of steep bank and you can see the activity from the doorway>Again - I'm rubbernecking>Maybe 10 minutes in I decide to go for a smoke at the door>No activity of any kind>No group of people, no emergency vehicles, no damaged car, nothing to show anything of note had ever happened>Stay at the pub for the next few hours>I'm not really a big drinker and I never get drunk when I'm miles from home in a place I don't know>But because I'm mostly sober I'm thinking more about the event than her>Which brings up other questions like how didn't I hear the crash, see blue lights, when we were near a window and there was no music on? Why didn't anyone outside or inside who maybe heard it react?>When we leave I insist on walking back down the same street>Maybe they just act fast around here and did manage to free whoever was inside and move the car within 10-15 minutes>But there's no debris of anything not even the smallest piece of plastic or metal>The only thing that proves it is the sign being so bent over>Check it out>No paint on the pole from the car, but it does have a big hole in the bend where it's rusted away like it's been exposed for a while>Next day I ask her about it and she says she had no idea what I was talking about>She thought I was just acting retarded for the sake of acting retarded to get a laugh out of her
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The normal dude-bro 2007 college stoner frat boy style that most greentexts are written in has always perplexed me. If the point of these is to be creepy, why write them like they're supposed to be a comedy from fifteen years ago staring Seth Rogan?
>>42271650fresh one for ya>dad's childhood house in NH was built in the 1700s>haunted as fuck but in a nice way>come downstairs in the morning, chairs moved around, dishes on the table>aunt is carrying baby cousin in a laundry basket up the stairs>loses her balance and falls backwards>feels two hands grab her and lift her upright>they were the only ones in the housebest one>be dad, getting home late after air force training>drop bag in old bedroom, collapse on bed and fall asleep>his dog jumps up and does the dog spin thing before lying down at his feet>3am>dad wakes up in a cold sweat>dog has been dead for 10 years>dad puts his hand to the foot of the bed where his dog laid down>spot was warm
>>42282666Holy shit 666 bro, this is super fucking spooked my whole screen got all fucky and ur image glitched the fuck out, also a large black dot appeared outside of the pic of the lady that anon said “would” to, but I didn’t say anything cuz I don’t just post every little wierd thing that happening but look pic rel photo proof
