Technomancer here. I fucked up...I tried to summon the Egyptian god Thoth using a shell script. I was hoping he'd tell me the secrets of how the Egyptians built the pyramids, but instead he changed my default browser font to Papyrus. Doesn't matter what website I go to, doesn't matter what browser I use. The font is always fucking Papyrus. And when I try to reset the font, guess what...yup, it immediately goes back to Papyrus.It makes sense, I guess. The Egyptians wrote all their knowledge down on papyrus scrolls. It's still a garbage font though. My greatest fear is that I'm dealing with a 10 plagues of Egypt type situation. Like, this is only the first plague, but there are nine more on the way, and they get progressively worse, up until my computer is sacrificed.Any of you wizards know of any spells I can cast to reverse all this?
I had that problem once. I figured that since computers run on electricity, I'd summon Zeus for help and it worked. He smited the shit out of Ra (the god I summoned) and called his mother a donkeys uncle (some kind of old timey slur?). Anyway, the problem with Zeus is that he's kind of a bum and hes going to crash at your computer downloading and watching porn.
You need to find a wooded area, strip naked, and swing your dick (no hands) first counter-clockwise, then clockwise, and then lick a tree 16 times. This counterspell will clear all technomantic status effects.
>>42273436You cast the "open font settings" spell on your OS or browser. I am pretty sure standard / generic fonts are picked from the OS side
>>42273907that's exactly what i did. still went right back to papyrus. these are demons i'm dealing with here, they aren't bound by the limitations of technology
>>42273436stop being fake n gay OP, that might help
>>42273436LARP.
>>42273436MODSThey should do this on all boards for the April Fools prank. Please put in my suggestion.
>>42276420>420It's 4/20. Mods have to honor it now.Make all text Papyrus on 4/1/27.For Hitler's sake.
a fate worse than hell
>>42273436Best 4chan thread this is comedy gold, haha xD
>>42274081Delete Papyrus font from your computer.
>My possessed computer chose to download CP not me
the computerismy souloh yesoh yes
