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If you give a gnome a gift, they are obligated to return the favor in kind, with either an equal present or boon.
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i'm gnot giving that those garbage beings a single gnickle
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>>42275637
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>>42275653
gnknow your place. hoo do you think you are.
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>>42275678
I'm telling King Ghob about you
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>>42275618
that's not true actually, gnomes aren't legalistic creatures. They are magnanimous and jolly, they return gifts and favors because their joy overflows. Gnomes like grape juice and hardboiled eggs, blueberries, round pastries and cookies. Anything round is pleasing to gnomes.
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>>42275618
Are there gnomes in argatha?
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>>42275618
Fuck gnomes. Let them return that insult in kind.
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>Anything round is pleasing to gnomes.
I should clarify, not *anything* round, they are not particularly appreciative of offerings that aren't foodstuffs. Not because trinkets or jewels, pearls etc. offend them, but because they don't care
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>>42275618
I ate a gnome’s asshole. Can I expect reciprocity?
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>>42275618
gnomes keep giving me gifts I don't want
but I have to keep offer gifts in kind to appease them
You don't want angry gnomes
How do I let them know it's too much?
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The gnomes let a bird inside the house yesterday, They are just pranksters like that
(dont make them angry)



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