>>42275796
>traverse the final frontier in search of knowledge and resources
>pick up radio frequencies from a nearby G type star
>redirect flight towards the star, activate grav drive
>fucking lazy residents didn't clean up the debris surrounding their star
> iceball crashes through main engine at 70% of lightspeed
>reserve engines kick in as you pass the systems biggest planet
>anotherfuckingdebrisfield.jpg
>rocks pummel the ships and leave it crippled
>atleast you're still on course for the inhabited planet
>Gonna need a galactic credit loan from The Intergalactic Bank of GoldZerg
>35% compounding interest rate
>Arrive at a blue planet and enter atmosphere
>Air brakes non functional, freefall.png
>crash into vegetation in a tundra wasteland
>Crawl out of wreckage missing a leg, bleeding
>Hear the sound of polyester clothing rushing toward you
>"BLYAT, CHUZHAK, BLYAT!"
>the smell of ethanol and smoke floods your nostrils as you take your last breath
>mfw

>>42275990
>GoldZerg
kek

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>>42275796
Lmaoo he's pogging!

Ayyyy

If these guys are so smart and advanced, what are they doing in the snow with that body composition?

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real alien