ITT: We make up conspiracy theories>Flies use quantum tunnelling to get into your house>Deep sea fiber optic cables were already there>At least 1 Mars rover crashed in Australia and NASA can't tell the difference>Smokey Mountains dream generator>Classical music invented to repel blacks. Mozart was Hitler>Shakespeare started the Great Fire of London>Chickens with human eyes>Toilet automatically flushes at night>Grackle hive mind>Hitler was Australian, Austria was a typo
>>42282068OP is heterosexual
>>42282068>>42282073jews are von neumann machines.the first nuclear bomb was actually built in 1879.mass anal fetishism among normies is solely pushed to build a botnet.
>Government surgically puts poo in while you sleep>Florida air conditioning produces chemtrails>Chinese bigfoot>Tsar bomba killed Jormungander>Waffle House seen on the surface of 3i Atlas>Lava flows through man made pipes in the earth>North Korea is a cover story for an alien state>Chairman Mao was a Native American>Iceland actually has more ice than Greenland>Mexican coke contains pineapple (do not research)
gorillas are just people in costumes great ape theory was just a way for science chuds to pwn the church and distance masses from God
>>42282068>Flies use quantum tunnelling to get into your houseNot to go against your intended topic, but the spontaneous generation of flies and other bugs is absolutely true.
>Cargo ships arrive with more cargo than they depart with>UFO secrecy done out of respect for Abe Lincoln who wanted UFOs covered up>Sleeper agent activation phrases in World Cup ads>9/11 hijackers were actually Christian fundamentalists>Sam Altman is a silicon-based lifeform who eats GPUs>Epstein island is actually Jurassic Park
>>42282068>NYC Ratmen >TheFrogOnTheLog.exe>Snake Day >Telephone Ghost Crunch>Chicken Man Sightings
>>42282068>Sasquatch Harvesting>Talking deer incidents and cover up>Illegal mirrors>Belorussian Suicide Weasels>Gospel of Judas (Taylor's Version)>Sam Raimi did 9/11>Hideki Tojo execution footage anomalies>All alien abductees are related>Congressional Wasp Rituals>Gnome Trafficking>Holes aren't real>Glench (Eighth Deadly Sin, suppressed by Vatican)>El fantasma Colorado was the demon paimon>Dogs with beaks in Guatemala
>>42282941I love these. Please explain illegal mirrors and 'glench'
>>42282068I didn’t make this up, butThere are societies of people who live near forests, usually wealthy, this traces back to Europe, and they do all sorts of things, but the main thing they do is, they’ll import a monkey from somewhere, take it into the forest, and release it, they will also do other creepy witchy shit in the forests near them. They do real witchcraft, but also induce high strangeness by bringing strange objects into the woods, making Sasquatch huts, placing speakers in random places, and a whole host of other things. They also go out in groups around campsites with night vision goggles and have large puppet-like contraptions they will use to cause “cryptid sightings”, or will just scream at a distance or do other shit to scare people. The historical stories of “strange beasts” in Europe (I forget the name but you can look it up, the strange wolf that was probably a lion) and other phenomenon are caused by them. I’ve caught these fucks a few times, with a sunlight cannon level flashlight, sucked the nuts right off of em, they start hiding behind trees and dropped a large brown fabric with sticks and a demonic paper mashayy head. One time bro ran one down and superman punched him in the head when we turned on the flashlight, we thought he was gonna like pull his mask off or drag him back to the road, but he just ran back, said he fucked the guy so hard with that one punch, nothing else need be done, and we watched him groan on the ground for like wayy too long. The fucked up part is when we see them, it’s like 2-3 guys “close” but still at a good distance, but then beyond them, at the very edge of sight, there’s like 3-4 more guys, so it’s a pretty sizable crew. We thought maybe military either training or fucking around with gear, locals with money and time, or something else. Also if you see a strange animal in the woods, and treat it as not-an-animal, it will morph into a creature due to ur minds tricks.
>>42283000>Please explain… 'glench'You just demonstrated it.
>>42282068>Time travel is broken and can only goes forward(for humans)>before the last cataclysm whales could fly>the planets have never actually aligned once but they've bounced off of eather other>electricity isn't real, its a living being and devices turn off because it get sick of (you)>the tibetian's are the real atlantian's>Jarassic park was a real place (200 years ago)
>>42282068>Classical music invented to repel blacks. Mozart was HitlerThay said Mozart was black too. lol
>casinos exist to catch espers
>>42282068>Cameras are sentient>Mumble-rap is a psyop to give teenagers speech impediments>Mana is real and you regenerate it from dreaming>Humans = monkey-pig hybrids + unknown DNA>Some missing people have actually glitched out of reality>Oxygen is a potent sedative>Feces = self-assembling biomass (DO NOT RESEARCH)>Oil is ichor, the remains of lovecraftian nightmares beyond human comprehension>The cerebellum is a parasite>Gilgamesh literally fucked a dragon thus creating a human-dragon hybrid bloodline>Illuminati end game = breaching the firmament and literally shooting God to death with guns
>>42283455(more)>Eggs are actually testicles - if you cut open a man's nutsack you could take two hard-shelled eggs out and crack them like normal>2026 astral realm merge (EXERCISE CAUTION)>Astral/dream entities act nice and/or fuck you to steal your energy>Bambisleep = potent MKUltra adjacent mind-control research>God is mentally retarded (god has down syndrome hypothesis)>It is possible to use loud clapping as a sonic weapon>Sign language is not real and is a practical joke>Ionizing radiation is good for you in moderate doses>The 1 guy 1 jar man actually died and was replaced with a look-alike who wanted his infamy>You can defeat any entity (including those such as Satan) by simply saying "NUH UH!" over and over (spiritual loophole theory)>Shoe companies (also known as Big Shoe) are actually trying to make shoes parasitically evolve alongside humanity>Blood is actually useless while lymph fluid is important
>>42282068>Flies use quantum tunnelling to get into your houseThis is funny but I do think mosquitoes genuinely just spawn out of the ether like a monster in a video game sometimes. There's no way they get in the house that easily
>>42283615Spontaneous generation was a prevailing theory for hundreds of years and I still think there's something to it.
>>42282068>The entirety of the genetic tree of life is inverted; humanity is the source of everything>Humans aren't human>The sky isn't blue; the sun is green
>>42283119>Jurassic Park was realNot that imagined, I'm afraid.The book's got themes straight out of black projects.Crichton was very well studied and read on these matters.They didn't select Spielberg to turn the book into a movie just because he liked the book so much. He'd know what details are insider info and leave them out.Part of why the movie is a bit shit compared to the book. It's heavily censored in movie form.
>>42283455>Gilgamesh's dad fucked a dragon thus creating a human-dragoj hybrid bloodlineftfynot even a conspiracy, it's in the Epic>>42283488>ionising radiation is good for you in moderate dosesI got redpilled on this one recently.Fights arthritis apparently, and is supposed to help sustain long lives.There are beaches in Brazil with elevated radiation levels where people dig themselves into the sand for an hour, for health benefits.
>>42283905True empty vacuum of nothingness lore.
>>42284003t. the Japanese
>>42284225>The Chinese are Japanese immigrants in denial
>>42282068>Labyrinth of Egypt was ancient parking lot>Aliens live among us but they are too fast to interact with us or be noticed>Vatican was built on top of Saturn's resting place>Mexicans are spray-painted brown at the US border
>>42283206So was Yakub
>>42282068>>Deep sea fiber optic cables were already there>>At least 1 Mars rover crashed in Australia and NASA can't tell the differenceThose are good
>>42282068>Made up Conspiracy Theories
>The Sphinx was built by a Green Sahara Civilization.>the same civilization traveled to The New World thanks to lower sea levels.>they built all the strangely “Egyptian” sites people have claimed to find in the Americas.>they fell after the last ice age ended, and they’re history was buried in sand, and they left us with these interesting sites and mysteries around the world.
>>42286693If you're beginning with music production or struggling to create a better sound, practicing making classical piano songs and playing with the EQ mixer is a good start. It's worth it in the long run because of the XP you gain. Then you can move on to creating actual beats.
>The Antarctic wall is just a facade for CERN. With the Large Hadron Collider, they send signals to the Antarctic wall, and these signals become signals of mind control.
>>42282068>Checkerboard pattern + mirrors>Lucid dreaming while awake>All wars follow WST (Wall Street Timezone)>Four-sided triangle>No-clipping into murals>Paintings are visions of alternative dimensions>Almonds activate reality
>>42282068Ayn Rand and Rudolf Steiner are the same person. Rand was the eternal Steiner in drag.
>>42287012Or they're clones.
>>42282068i had a random whatif, whatif houses deliberately attract birds to hit the windows and die, as a way of absorbing the soul power to prolong its own life.same way metal tools will inevitably eventually "bite" the user and draw blood. they want the user's blood. and have a rash of jams or bad luck that need manual repairs, and then oddly that doesn't seem to happen again.another thing someone noooticed, was that objects, after being used enough times, enter some astral infinitive state. lights will seem to glow in your peripheral even when turned off. heaters will seemingly emit heat even when turned off and touched, revealing they're not physically hot right now, but you get an odd sense on another layer that they are. and tools entering some infinitive state where they seem to loop a use animation, even when idle.treat objects with respect, they'll function much better. even though they're still going to bite you.
>>42282332please do continue, i've been pondering this lately.
>>42282175there are real gorillas and real chimps, but they're much smaller and uglier than the human-sized, nicely made fursuits. real apes are far too dangerous and crafty to have around, let alone near people. real apes are kept in restricted cages with high security, not something zoo-friendly that visitors can gawk at.
>>42282175btw, real gorillas have strikingly human faces. the fake ones obviously have animatronic eyes and weird always-closed mouths.
>>42283102is "glench" basically demanding more more more generated made-up stuff?
>>42287402>glenchNo it's when you clench your glutes. Butthole pucker.
>>42287269Where the fuck do they go in the winter?
>>42282068>Ghosts stay here because heaven and hell doesn't exist>Personalised ads react to smell>Chris Hansen private rolodex>EpsteinAndNan.avi>Grapes = untreated olives>Giraffe eggs (DO NOT RESEARCH)>Banana-Cruelty>All sheep are cloned>Schnitzel McNuggets>J.F.K suicide>Invisible alphabet>Animals sense AIDS by walking away>February 30th Purge>Swimming Sasquatch>Belgium = Mengele Effect>Chuck Norris Machiavelli>Smartphones are scales>Bestiality offspring>9/11 third tower>Bedroom closet portals to hell>Bill Cosby only used Holy Water>Milk is racist>UFOs are gradution hats that never came down after the freeze-frame
>>42287269For me, it started with realizing that all of nature is a collection of balanced systems which correct themselves any time that balance is disturbed. If any system becomes unbalanced in a certain way, some organism will appear to pull things back in the opposite direction and eventually restore that balance. I think there's more to it than just random chaos and opportunism on the part of those organisms, there's intelligence and intention and purpose behind it.A good recent example on a large scale is the sudden discovery of plastic-digesting bacteria in the ocean in the last year or so: https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2025/11/251104013023.htmDo you really think that this was just some random evolutionary coincidence, or is it possible that these bacteria appeared as part of an intentional response to all the plastic in the ocean? Spontaneous generation of bacteria which can digest plastic compounds we've always known as essentially impossible to degrade.For a smaller scale example, there are all the times I've left my trash too full in the kitchen and ended up with gnats all around, emptied the trash, and then within hours the gnats just disappear as if they were never there. If it was really an infestation of gnats that were just initially attracted to the trash, they'd linger and I'd have to exterminate them in some way, but I've never needed to because they always appear and disappear on their own with the trash. I genuinely believe that they spontaneously generate in response to certain conditions (in this case, the trash festering too long) and will disappear in just the same way once the conditions are resolved.
>>42284012>Part of why the movie is a bit shit compared to the book. It's heavily censored in movie form.understatement of the year, and its runner up. the book was pretty hard science.
Smallwood never existed
>>42283455>Illuminati end game = breaching the firmament and literally shooting God to death with gunsactually that's metal as fuck
>>42287177>Treat objects with respect, they'll function much better. even though they're still going to bite you.
>>42283488>Eggs are actually testiclesare you tellin me that egg yolk was CONDENSED URINE THE WHOLE TIME????
>>42287943Pee is stored in the shells.
>>42283455I like how you slipped one real one in there
>>42287937>power tools are just orange cats
>>42282068>Classical music invented to repel blacks.I have a feeling someone already believes this>>42282146>Chinese bigfootThe Yerin>>42282817>Epstein island is actually Jurassic ParkJimmy Buffet is the key to all of this
>>42287402No, it’s when you pester someone for more information.
