When sexually frustrated women read about a Satyr in the nearby forest raping women - do you think some sought that forest out?Sorta like: "Oh noooooooo don't visit the dunkelwald forest between 8pm and 8:30 pm and especially avoid the glade down the right right path, because there's a satyr just raping women".And then a wife who has contempt for her husband decided to pick mushrooms between 8pm and 8:30pm in the nearby Dunkelwald forest?Imagine a witch cursed you and turned you into a satyr, and everyone tells everyone else you are a rapist - but really you are visited by sexually frustrated wives who need an alibi.
If a witch offers to turn you into a Satyr, will you have to become a rapist? Making your penis more virile sounds fun and is tempting. But Satyrs are kinda known for rape.I worry that there's a price for becoming a satyr.
Does anyone have any experience with being a satyr?
>>42283779Yeah. That happened to me.Witches also practice blue-balling. They KNOW they're tormenting you. And it makes them wet.
>>42284996>Witches also practice blue-balling. They sure love that one.>Yeah. That happened to me.Is it still happening? How did it turn out?
>>42285550Everything is just fine. It would be even better if it was real.
>>42283779I wouldn't trust the forest spirit with a perpetual erection near people desu.
>>42285576Some women must be into it.
>>42285576But being bewitched with a perpetual erection might be fun. Or not. Maybe that's why they rape everything in sight.
Satyrs.
i have always been divinely attracted to the call of satyrs. i can't help but desire them sexually, in soul, body, all of my drawings eventually turn into some form of satyr with goatlike satanic features or the symbol of baphomet, with hooded sheathed furry cocks and fine heads symbolic of masculinity and fertility, fur crawling up their legs and backside. i can't help but hear them call to me, buried in debauchery, hoping that someday i'll be in a perma-orgasmic, wine drunk orgie with the sound of the pan flute playing behind me while i join my satyr brothers in masses of breeding.
Literally this, LOLhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UF3O6Xkpscs
>>42288491I expected something funny, but yeah it's basically just that.
>>42287443I was a satyr and I live among them.
>>42283779Satyrs were just homeless fat ugly bastards or ancient gypsies that wandered into Greek forests
Satyr =Cool
>>42283779"think"? i know
>>42283779Women are horndogs. Love women.
>>42290459Were they straight or bi? Are you male or female? What was it like?
>>42293324Personally? Or from hearing / reading about it?
This is the same spamfag from /tg/ judging from the D&D picture, worthless OP post with even more worthless replies meant to keep the thread bumped.
>>42295681U Is gay if you don't satyr
>>42295675not personally. i am not a 3rd century bce satyr. however, it is a well known fact that women dress like whores and then go to parties to get drugged and raped. to be fair, the desire is unconscious, because society teaches them to suppressed it.
