I never believed in this shit but I'm tripping the fuck out right now because I KNOW I woke up in a different universe a few days ago>1996 , "Weird Al" releases "Jewish Paradise" >release sparks a massive cultural appropriation controversy>the subsequent media debate completely eclipses the original feud with Coolio>Al's universally harmless reputation dies overnight>He spends the next couple albums playing it incredibly safe to appease daytime television crowds and nervous record executives>White and Nerdy in 2006 serves as a desperate and entirely successful comeback that saves his career and pivots his image to pure internet culture>begin working with Tay Zonday on almost every album>permanently adds frantic Klezmer clarinet arrangements to his polka medleys, seemingly as an ongoing apology>The 2022 Roku movie parodies the entire scandal with an absurd action sequence involving Daniel Radcliffe fighting music executives in a deliyou're telling me NONE of this happened in your world? pic related my pc and all its files all came with me but nothing else besides this thumbnail appears relevant
Anon, you do realize Weird Al is jewish, right? Kinda throw a span in your delusional nonsense narrative
>>42285463If this worlds Al is Jewish it explains why it wasn't such a big deal here
I fucking hate this board so much sometimes.
>>42285477I forgot how big leyley's bust was, woaw
>>42285444Yooo, I remember this!Considering the attire of the Amish,This would trivialize the adoption of such a media re-write to mess with thematerial of our time-line...
>>42285444So you are telling me you thought it was Jewish paradise not Amish paradise? Where’s the comedy in that ? It’s not even appropriate to the joke of the song , the absurdity of Amish gangster rappers is only that absurd because of the Amish lifestyle
>>42285463He's not, he's a Restorationist but very low key about it.
>>42285444are you not thinking of pretty fly for a rabbi
>>42285444I've been listening to Weird Al my entire life, seen him live 5 times. It's always been Amish Paradise. You're either an idiot, or your brain is scrambled and you're getting Amish Paradise mixed up with Pretty Fly for a Rabbi.
>>42285444So let's hear the lyrics.You gonna tell me you cant remember the song?After a massive backlash and debate?I bet I could remember 75% of Amish Paradise off the top of my head and I havent heard it in over a year.How much of Jewish Paradise can you type out?
>>42285444You are a retarded larper.
>>42285444This one is slightly better then the John Lennon killed himself larp of a while ago, which didn't make sense because Lennon was actually a sociopath and very violent in real life, this equally doesn't seem to work.People keep making weird alt-history stories, that just don't make sense if you actually know the person in question, it's like making an alternative timeline where someone writes, yeah little Billy from the Pumpkins killed himself while drunk driving and getting a blowjob from a prostitute, when that doesn't fit the guys character.
>>42289836To be fair,most of these are either attention seekers or feds.
>>42289859feds have been shitting it up since all those UAP recovery leaks.
>>42285444Jewish paradise is called, uhhh what’s that style called. Thats like racist propaganda to create division. Let’s go with divide and conquer tactics. White and nerdy is cuckolding, they do a lot of cuckolding stuff. Weird al is an alien, that’s why it’s so confusing. Aliens clone themselves, and make a lot of tv stuff. But uhhh, aliens have to clone themselves through sexual reproduction. It’s pretty unfair, they also get all these nice cars and houses. They don’t really mention it as much as they probably should. Or maybe it’s good this way, im betting people would choose to be poor and incel. It’s just kinda weird to witness the aliens power, he made it look like he was kidnapping souls placing into bodies and torturing them to death as a hobby. Like you can probably appreciate the amount of plapping the alien has did already, easily in the trillions. And, he likely needs to torture real humans to feel arousal at this point. Because he has to grow everything first and the process takes so long. It’s like hes harvesting a fruit and he eats us for his own pleasures.
>>42285444>release sparks a massive cultural appropriation controversyCultural appropriation wasn't even a phrase people used in 1996 and no one gave a fuck about the concept, either. If you're going to larp about dumb shit, at least do it about times you were alive so you don't make such a stupid mistake.
>>42285444I think you're confusing this with his song "Pretty Fly For a Rabbi" which nobody cared about because it was the 1990s.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usPkL2EQPYoAlso, Weird Al is a born again Christian (Lutheran) who found his wife in church and doesn't drink or curse. Both his parents are Polish American.
>>42285471What, PRAY TELL, would a non-jewish Weird Al YANKOVIC even be? Mandelafags get more retarded as time passes, that much I know.
>>42289859That doesn't mean we can't expect them to do better
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>>42289895>Cultural appropriation wasn't even a phrase people used in 1996 and no one gave a fuck about the conceptIt was an important concept at least since the interwar. But it was widely different from the modern day variation.
>mandela effect thread>somehow always and only concerns le funny interner media or coolio piece of cultural stuffI'll start paying attention to you fags when you come up with an entire alternate anthology of events that have drastically altered the political, socioeconomical and cultural aspects of the world. Till then, be a bitch elsewhere.
>>42290557well you have to remember, the whole thing is named for the idea that many people "misremember" Nelson Mandela dying in prison in the 80s. The fact that he didn't and went on to become president of South Africa must have done.................something.
>>42285444Some stay dry..
>>42290557>when you come up with an entire alternate anthology of events that have drastically altered the political, socioeconomical and cultural aspects of the world...you mean like, "fomenko's new chronology" / alternate history theory ... in which fomenko basically mathematically proved history was in large sections falsified and/or repeated? Bobby fisher & a bunch of other mathematically talented folks claim the math checks out. Guy seems brilliant.
