How do I become a vampire?
inhertd fromm momther
drink a blood or something idk
>>42286728you need that ancient royal blood otherwise your cattle for them
>>42286728suck a ding dong at midnight at 13 Friday
>>42286728You suck a vampire's dick. I'm a vampire, by the way.
>>42288552How do I become a Jew?
>>42286728At the hour of suns peak, venture out and make your way to a wooded area. Among the trees seek the family of Poaceae and (once you have made sure the coast is clear and noone is watching) lay yourself among them and consider the shapes apparent to you in the shifting aky overhead.It is reccomended that you rub a tincture of oxybenzone into your skin, and bring with you a vessel filled with fresh water. I have also heard of some bringing a preparation of food offerings to be consumed at ones liesure, but this is not required.
>>42286728Half-assed burial practices.Die to a vampire attack.Die as a witch/werewolf, non-Christian, or the wrong kind of Christian.
You don't really want to kill people and drink their blood, do you anon? Because that's what vampires do.
>>42286728Vam is the mantra of saturnPyre is how they dealt with themThey drink children's blood. I guessthe Talmud tells them to drink theirenemies blood and it makes sense.The star or remphan is the philosophersso is 88, or 911. They reference it a lot.But its to break down the family unityand install the god man. In their idea Anyway.But we cant produce so they are damnedto understand that.The 911 thing even the wtc7 was meantto represent the child.This is the problem they have with God.They dont want to rely on faith and sothey try to consume their brothers andsisters in Saturn's hierarchy.Its this whole thingEveryone wants to be above the othersin Saturn's hierarchy so they climb onwho they can. The banks were designedto foment debt as fuel for this hierarchy.It makes the desperate when the moneyis strangled and contention is the causeof evil.
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>>42295405>killunlikely unless their population is VERY small
