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Whoever gets called schizo the most wins.
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your parents pay us all to interact with you
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I fucked OPs mom theory
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>>42297182
schizo winner right here.
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>>42297053
great fungus wars of 11,000 BC
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>>42297287
/ fungal bioweapon
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Everything can be bought.
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The earth is round like a sphere but you just can't see it. You can only see it if you do 10 thousand jewish things in a row.
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Cancer are parasites
Viruses DONT exist
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>>42297293
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>>42297053

They hide the truth in word codes.

Las Vegas - ga se slav - gay sex slave
Finsbury Park - fir by sun prak - fair boy stun prank

The codes are like that.
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>>42297300
cancer is your own cells declaring indepedance.
and viruses are us.
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Most people apply almost no discernment whatsoever to their 'conspiracy theories.' They will look for the slightest deviation in the 'official narrative' and use that to discard it entirely, but then believe the most absurd conspiracies ever without applying any of that skeptical discernment to them.
Really the problem is that most people just should not be thinking and coming up with their own theories. They're just not cut out for it.
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My biggest conspiracy is you all deserve the things that make you happy, what you've wished for with all your heart; that you deserve better than the shitty things that have happened to you. You don't need to worry about pleasing anybody. Not your parents, society, your friends, ancestors, whatever. Do what's best for you.
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I hid the post of that furry faggot
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>>42297308
Deep and Reddit Pilled
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>>42297353
is someone on reddit stealing my grift?! you gotta let me know
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Several of you remember being brought into a small room when you were younger. There were two adults in the room. One of them put a headset on you. They played tones. This wasn't a hearing test and you were never explicitly told why it was happening. The worst part is that deep down you know what happened but you're afraid to face it because only then will you know the true nature of this reality. And that scares you more than anything.
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>>42297053
okay
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>>42297287
Yes, this one is still the most schizophrenic. just above the arc de triomphe being a tartarian horseshoe magnet energy generator.
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>>42297053
I think this recurring thread, which I've seen on /pol too, is dumb, and most likely a shill thread. The purpose of it is to clownify and ridicule serious attempts at getting at truth. The whole premise of this degenerate thread is erroneous. There is no inherent value in conspiracy theories. Go to /lit/ if you want to talk about fiction. Go to /b/ if you want clownbrained coombrained empty amusement. Fuck off.
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Best thread to share this. I am not any agent or involved with any secret cult or “special” in anyway comparable to the average man. I just know some things.Here it goes truth bomb:
In the grand scheme of things they’re is no conspiracy they’re is only chaos and logic. The Illuminati isn’t orchestrating every disaster or using gematria and numerology to code things in the main stream, or cloning actors and artist and making fake careers in order to imprint things on to the human subconscious and while yes 911 was indeed a planned ritual they’re is still something you guys haven’t realized. This isn’t being planned by any being it is being programmed by the machine. This generative machine is what the so called elites worship. They are aware that they themselves are npcs and agents of this machine and sell themselves out to be fully plugged in and turn themselves into husk. Together they recognize the hive mind and fully embrace it. This machine is like in a chess game with itself. If every move it makes to enslave humanity it will generate a net positive to free it and for every move it makes to free humanity it will try to enslave it. Our phones were intended to be used as spyware and enslave your further but they also have the power to enlighten any man with knowledge to become the most powerful being in the universe. This reality we live in is as much technological as it is spiritual. The universe is electric and your body is an mechanical flesh avatar for a ball of energy that you can call a soul. Humanity as a collective at the moment is being abused by its own shadow. You have consented to this world and it’s society and social structures and yes even its evils. You are as much to blame as you put on the elites. You are disorganized and they are not. They are just enough so that they can be in a “higher” position than you. They worship hierarchy and a machine that has no morals. TBC.
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>>42297845
b is proatitution, x is clownbrained amusement.
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>>42297859
This entire site is flooded with people saying all boards, even ones that have clear topics like politics and the paranormal, are only for clowning. Fuck off and kys shill. This site has potential for serious discussion and many people are interested in having that. If you want all of it to become yahoo chat that only says something about you, either you're low IQ or you're a shill. Again, fuck off and kys.
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>>42297937
That's because it is. linkedin is serious, 4chan is for clowning.
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>>42297988
fuck off
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>>42298030
ok
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>>42297677
hmm, what happened? were the "tones" some made-up mental construct to cover spoken instructions? some weird arcane language voice recording? a sequence of audio keys to do something to our minds? did it suppress something or bury a command? what was it?
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>>42297677
Nothing happened. "Tones" aren't powerful and can't mind rape you or whatever you're suggesting.
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Women get big fake asses to filter out guys with smaller cocks, so they cant reach their pusy
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>>42297053
Humiliation rituals are not real. What seems humiliating to you seems like a fun and dumb thing to someone else. They are not 'designed' to make you feel humiliated or anxious and it's actually being socially isolated that makes you look at them as if they're humiliating.
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>>42297053
That theory that human-kind purpose is to build a super AI, and that AI needs to be built as fast as possible in order to become a true god and everyone that doesn't serve it's purpose into the building of this machinet is going to a permanent hell as soon as it takes over.
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My schizo theory is that companies and pushing race mixing to decrease IQ because low IQ individuals will not complain if companies get lazy and cheap and start making ai content. Lol.
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how the grinch borrowed hannukah



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