I am in the mood for discussion of the Infernal Internet Theory, i.e a 'theory'(fact) that states that demons infest the internet and most users your run across are demons. Basically Dead Internet Theory but worse.Assuming IIT is right:>What percentage of users are demons?>How long has it been like this and will it ever end?>Are certain sites like Reddit, P0rnhub, and 4chan more infested?>How dangerous are demon users?> How do you fight against them?>Is abandoning the internet the only/best option?
>>42299435>What percentage of users are demons?There is only 1 demon.
>>42299442And who is it?
I am one of said demons. We are legion. We have always been watching. We are omnipresent. We mean no harm, but your frail flesh longs for torture. Give in to temptation. There is no use in hiding.
>>42299641Might be a LARP, but...>Give in to temptationThis is basically what a demon online told me once, that "You will submit!". This was posted as a reply to a random user's comment. IDK if it was JUST for me, but it did feel targeted.
>>42299641the three laws of alchemy are consent and intent, (anti) derision, and dexterityaccording to medo you really want to be transmuted into a chicken while you are seen by 8 billion people? In such a powerless state, an alchemist could have their way with you in front of a vast audienceand would you descend to hell, where you see a visage of every rape victim's lost spouse?I don't say repentjust know that there is always a greater cruelty above you forever, and the highest one is, for a certainty, an alchemist
>>42299953>transmuted into a chickenWhy a chicken?
>>42299442>There can only be 1
Bump
>>42299435You missed a thread some days ago where some furfag was entering a few anons dreams (including me) like it was fucking Dark Souls invasions. I have never felt more schizo in my life. Two (2) (duo) times the thread predicted what I had dreamed, and my energy was stolen.
>>42303517Lucky guy, you got sucked, haha(Wait till you piss the wrong guy and he stabs you over the internet).
>>42301166So migga, what do you want with demons?
>>42303517I never had dream predictions, but I have had several users seemingly read my mind.I will say I kinda find it weird I had a school dream after I saw a thread here about subliminals in dreams(I was told in-dream that school setting dreams where sus/brainwashing).
>>42303573Decent vitals, a bit low. Diabetic. Correct? I'm the SCP thread shammy, what do you want with demons? Are you being haunted?
>>42303573My experience was way too weird to be a coincidence. It started with me basically being soul-sucked by a succubus (I was not fucked but a similar type of thing happened i.e affection based energy stealing).THEN the thread appeared the next day and I'll just say the creature in OPs post was what the creature looked like before it transformed.At that point I was still memeing so I trolled the thread a bit. That night I had a dream that I was in snow, and a male version of this creature was staring at me. Then I checked the thread and it was revealed (while I was unconscious) that OP was actually two people, one male one female, and that the male one was "the one in the snow" (exact words posted).At that point I'm like "nah bro" and I knew some shit was going on.
>>42303577Oh, migga is ill apart from diabetes, it seems, Spirit wasps say...
>>42303578Michael W Ford has books on astral vampirism wherein he teaches to shapeshift for feeding.
>>42303578Hello diabeetus
>>42303583If you ever have spare time to read schizo shit, here is the thread archived. You can probably tell who I am. There were 2 others I believe, who had weird experiences in there. Pretty sure it 'spread' from sigils added to their furfag paintings.https://archived.moe/x/thread/42227809/
>>42303593Nigga, Idk if someone is messing with my wasps, but you all have diabetes, wtf? >Wasps? Spirit animals, I'm a Demon Shaman.
>>42303598Looks like sorcery, someone is dumping spells on people with diabetes and other filth...
>>42303611Multiple addictions too
>>42303619Guys, someone wants to kill you. You have diabetes and multiple addictions and a heap of curses, and it goes on and on, the source is a false YHVH. I know YHVH is fake because he wasnt but a minor god in his previous pantheon... Its a grand scale magical operation, someone has placed a false YHVH there and he's torturing you in many ways...
>>42303632Get tested for diabetes to confirm. It's a small puncture, you can buy a testing device or get tested if free healthcare is available.
>>42303577Weird, this is oddly accurate. I am a bit drained from gooning/edging yesterday and I do at times feel at least very pre-diabetic.
>>42303577>77Hmm....>Are you being haunted?I guess. I keep seeing 666s and 616s and similar numbers all the time, mostly online. Also demonic users with creepy names and pfps. I am also seemingly having my thoughts and actions being read alot and being made into posts here.
>>42299435your computer runs on enslaved demons, these occasionally leak out and infect the internet.this wasn't as big of an issue in the past but the sheer scale of devices connected to the internet has allowed them to run around without getting dealt with due to lack of data-exorcists
>>42299435I think there's truth to it but they will also avoid affecting those they believe are protected by another force
>>42299943Not a LARP. Ask us something that only a demon would know.
>>42299435Seems plausible.>>42299467It's one entity behind the veil pretending to be tons of people.
>>42303517links, recap?it's worth noting all the furries i seen in my dreams were just people wearing various types of fursuits.
>>42303665>>42303671It's sorcery. Someone is playing with demons, having them single out people, etc. And I dont feel diabetes with my spirit wasps on high rank clergymen. So catholic church is sus as hell. About the digits, I have experience with this issue, they consider you Christian (wether you are or not) and sent these in hopes of altering you with fear. I'm not saying these arent demons of Satan, I'm saying they're being moved by others. They atrack me aswell despite my nippon dark shamanism...
>>42304778>It's one entity behind the veil pretending to be tons of people.I remember an anon saying it was Satan that was LARPing as pretty much all the users online.Also, I had a rather odd glitch occur where only the title of the article would actually post when I tried to post a story about Infernal Internet Theory to the Creepypasta wiki. It had one entity pulling the strings too. Never had it happen to me before or after.
>>42303665>WeirdIya, I explain. I'm Akumu, I'm an Akuma shaman. A demon shaman. So my spirit wasps can take samples of health and give me kinda accurate info. I guess I can have the Spirit scolopendrae sting you if you're feeling adventurous... I'm an Akuma, but I'm not pretending to be any of you. You all however probably have insect spirits of mine on you or near you. I considered that thing before, single mind, many faces, there's however the issue that people feel samey because most of you share a similar heap of curseworks, that is, you're under attac. In any case, do any of you also feel constant fears? I think they're feeding something with it.
>>42305933here >>42303593
All man made technology is demonic and does not have God blessing
>>42309390All? None of it is good or neutral?
Why are people so afraid of demons. Maybe they just show you parts of yourselves you don't particularly like to admit. Suppression leads to domination, you know.>>42299641>told me to submitSubmit? Not once have I ever experienced this.
>>42303665>665Zamn, just noticed.
