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>Use filtered water, preferably a system that gives you only pure H2O at the end (Like steam filtration).
>Do not drink unfiltered water. Preferably, all your water intake should come from fruits (Something that comes from a plant where the plant actually wants you to eat it to spread its seeds).
>Do not shower with unfiltered water.
>Do not eat factory farmed animals.
>Do not eat fish.
>Do not play video games.
>Do not consume content from East Asian countries.
>Do not ever apply for disability benefits.
>Do not cut your hair.
>If you had to cut your hair, try to find a way to regrow it.
>If you can, delete all your social media accounts and abandon using a phone.
>If you can, stop signing documents.
>When you get text notifications for sign in codes, actually read the text message you get before using the code.
>If you have to read religious texts, read everything literally and do not copy any of the rituals you see.
>The extra-text that surround religious texts are there to help you. Stay ignorant so you will be blameless.

I don't want you to be bound like I am.
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>>42305732
>Do not cut your hair.
but i just cut it this morning :(
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>>42305746
connection to the creator severed, bummer.
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>>42305732
>Do not masturbate to internet videos.
conspicuous by its absence
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What happens if I suffer from hair loss?
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>>42305763
oh well
time to go play video games and sign some documents
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>>42305772
literal servitor
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>I play video games
>I consume content from East Asian countries
>I applied for disability benefits
>I've cut my hair
>I'm typing this on phone
>I just signed a document
>I do not read the full text message when I get sign in codes
>I don't take all religious text literally and have definitely copied some of the rituals that I have seen
how fucked am I?
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>>42305772
glue it back on you piece of shit
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What's the girl's name?
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>>42305732
>(Something that comes from a plant where the plant actually wants you to eat it to spread its seeds).
You... you do get that this is bad, right? You're being manipulated into participating in another species' reproductive process. Eating fruit is spiritual beastiality.
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>>42306233
no retard, eating fruit and shitting their seeds is a transaction for a service.
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>posts a negress
didn't read
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>>42306368
>It's not just bestiality, it's prostitution
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>>42306286
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>>42305768
>When you masturbate to internet videos, make sure you watch the whole video, end to end.
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>>42306111
look at her hands really really closely.
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>>42305732
thank you, goonposter. your watery advice is noted.
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>>42305732
If you love niggers then I already know you hate truth and have nothing valuable to say
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>>42305793
Disability benefits are fantastic now since companies are incetivized to hire you and keep you for their kickbacks for doing so no matter what lol. It's fucked but, there's zero downsides for 99% of western companies.
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>>42305732
You forgot the fucking sauce
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>>42305763
Who's The Creator? What's his name?
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>>42305732
>Do not eat fish.
why
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>>42308133
This is the setup I find efficient
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BAD SOURCES GET OUT OF ME

BAD SOURCES SKIDDADDLE

BAD SOURCES BEAT IT

IT REALLY DON'T FUCKIN MATTER...TELL THE BAD SOURCES TO GET THE FUCK OUT


EASY FUCKIN PEASY
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>>42305732
>Do not ever apply for disability benefits
I did in the past, no longer am, why?
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>>42305732
>If you had to cut your hair, try to find a way to regrow it.

If only there was a way...



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