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Many of you are not prepared to see the Creator of the Universe to see the Father of the cosmos God he will judge us all when the time comes only the righteous will be in the glory of God
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>>42308972
It's not as grand as you think. It's much more subtle. And no one will believe you. I know this from experience. It's not a being. Not a human. Not a face. It comes in a form yes but that's only how the mind can comprehend such a thing. If you ever see the lattice push further.
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you claim that god, The All, the creator of everything, is somehow separate from its own creation.
A bit silly, dontcha think?
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>>42309869
>A bit silly
Indeed, one has to ponder on what an eternal being entails.
The only cosmology that makes sense in that regard is Pantheism or Panentheism.
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>>42308972
You worship a Jewish desert demon.
Your entire "spirituality" is just in group / out group tribalism.
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>>42308972
cant wait to shit on your non ommipotent child raping nigger jesus in front of everyone
it has one excuse for its rape dungeon
its "glory" nobody will fucking buy your crap god.
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>>42308972
What's his name?
Watch this, he's gonna say a book "God."
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>>42308972
I've seen Their ass. We will be fine.
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>>42309869
Not at all. The true creator would precede their creation. They must be 'outside', even though they created the very illusion of separation. Nta
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>>42311970
well now that I think about it I can't exactly be sure whos ass I saw by it was very convincingly gods.
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>>42312037
Why would The Creator have an ass? He doesn't need to shit.
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>>42312052
ask to see his face.
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>>42312067
No. I don't need to see his face. He can talk and has.
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>>42312073
not all voices are who they claim. do yourself a favor and ask to see their ass at some point and really listen/look for the answer.
All life makes fertilizer.
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>>42312083
I know his voice, so I don't have to do that. I know him personally. He doesn't have the same voice as YHWH or Jesus, at all.
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>>42311970
Are you Job?
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>>42312088
do you know the God that pinched themselves to see if they were dreaming at the same moment the lights came on? Their ass is pretty neat.
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>>42312098
No.
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>>42312093
We all are. You can see their ass too.
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>>42312101
Bummer. Are you willing to describe the God you know? I would like to know them too.
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>>42312115
Do you mean how he looks? How he presents himself?
In my mind, he looks like what a spirit would look like.
He presents himself by speaking sometimes.
He is Greater Than Infinite and not only makes creators of Universes and things, but also creates an Infinite amount of Omniverses, Multiverses and Universes. There's probably more but that's pretty much what I believe him to be.
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>>42312128
The one who pinched themselves on the face/space to accidentally make light makes no claims of responsibility for the omniverse that I have heard but his nature suggests he is just another face of your description of God.
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>>42312208
Yes, his Love is Unconditional, so Tricksters exist due to his sense of humor.
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>>42312210
I pretty sure I have seen your God's ass. I think you would find it fascinating, hilarious, and truly enlightening if you saw it too.
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>>42312246
He can show you whatever ass he wants, he doesn't have just one ass to show, so I wouldn't lick his ass just because he showed it to you.
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>>42312249
You are absolutely correct, he doesn't not just have one ass to show and that is a big part of what makes seeing the totality of his asses so funny.
He would never want you to lick an ass. His just happens to be an incredible teaching tool.
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>>42312264
How many Fantasy books do you read?
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>>42312276
I preferer science fiction and survival guides. I know it is basically the same.
I'll describe it your you but you can't appreciate the humor without seeing it in the context he can show you if you ask and I'm not sure if explaining it before you see it ruins the joke.
How the fuck do I do spoilers? I'd like to give people a choice in the matter
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>>42312287
Spoilers are only on places like /lit/, /tv/, /v/ and other like boards. But I'll teach you anyway. [spoiler]Text here[/spoiler].
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>>42312291
fuck ok welp. All life in the universe is the collective ass of God because it is the easiest way he has figured out to make fertilizer with a self sustaining process (concentrate nitrates and oxidizers)

Least thats the best I can describe it.
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>>42312297
You should write a book.
"The Ass of God" instead of "The Face of God"
Good stuff, you're funny.
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>>42312297
in times of peace we are supposed to garden to pray to God, in times of war....
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>>42308972
God is the framework of the universe, not a form but laws. Harmony is his kingdom.



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