This induces synchronicities.
>>42309232Drink a monster become a monsterI actually had some really intense syncs yesterday involving parallels between my real life and a MadMen episode I watched last night
>>42309232that flavor's bomb lol
>>42309232Woah guys what if a stimulant makes you notice things more
>>42309232Goth girl puke? How?!
>>42309232>666
>>42309232I only remember having the green tea as a late teen before they banned it in my country. It started giving me panic attacks
I don't know what they put in these but they really seem to give an extra kick compared to any other brand. Combined with symbolism on the can I'm about 20% convinced there's /x/ shit involved. Might sound like low odds but we're talking about something as casually stupid as energy drinks.
>>42309373Oh to have a goth girl puke in your mouth...
>>42309555Check'd, kaballah in a can
>>42309232sounds retarded, why does a energy drink beverage induce synchronicities?
>>42310455they use unholy water in it. water thats been cursed by a magi
>>42309956This has always been retarded.It's just three stylized claw slash marks in the shame of an M. Probably was directly inspired by Wolverine's claw slash marks in comics.
>>42309874It's the Guarana Seed. It's psychoactive and induces a mildly euphoric high, better than caffeine alone.
>>42309232you mean any monster energy flavor or just NITRO? bc we don't get that one here :(
>>42310477ok lol
>>42310478The next 2 biggest energy drinks are hell and redbull. You re not fooling anyone. They are purposefully telling you in plain sight.>>42310477Checked. I believe it.
>>42309232Synchron man synchron man here I drink caffeine but never really had many actual energy drinks in my life. They seem really bad for you both physically and spiritually.
>>42309232Come to my thread for some agarthan monster >>42309850
>>42309232if you drink enough of it it will induce whatever you want
>>42309555Check those digits.
>>42309555Where does it say that on the can?
>>42309232Fuck you because monster energy actually made had an unusually important role in my day. Fuck you bitch. You cast some retarded spell on me didn't you? Uncast that shit right now. That whole shit was humiliating on a spiritual level.
>>42313437Stop drinking it immediately!
>>42313441It already happened hours ago. I came back to this thread to ask this asshole to stop messing with me. I'm scared it'll happen tomorrow.
>>42313444Trips of truth
>>42313455Fuck, now that just powered his gay little spell probably. Why do i keep getting fucked with like this.
>>42309232DudeThe masons
>>42309232>2 douchebags catch each other drinking monster>i-it's a synchronicity!!
I could feel something laughing at me from the astral plane but none of you would believe that.
>>42313502it was somebody behind you at the cafe going dis nigga drinkin monster
>>42313587My jolliest negro, I was in a toilet.
>>42309232More likely to cause fatty liver disease and kidney stones.
>>42310478No, it is obviously supposed to be a vav/6, so 666. Not a proper 666, but the intention is still there given the 'theme' of the product. "Unleash the beast!!!"(Number/Mark of the BEAST).
>>42313616>616No cluckin way. Lol!!!
>>42313619I'm telling you bud, this thread is very unlucky. see.
>>42313376Exhibit A: pic related>nah its an MExhibit B: They deliberately left the M disconnected suggesting 3 symbols hooked at the topExhibit C: This symbol covering the floor of a fighting ring where gentile women are made to pulverize each other.
>>42309874taurine is bull cum
>>42313187Red Bull is based though
>>42313461Because something speaks to you; "take the hint!" It's up to you to actually do something with it though
