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>Doomsday supposed to happen Dec. 21 2012
>Instagram, Tinder, Xitter, smartphones all go mainstream in 2013
>Old internet dead, botnet/dead-internet begins
>Muslim invasion of europe begins 2014/2015
>Trump elected in 2016 by 4chan/facebook memes.
>COVID hits in 2020, not even women have basic hobbies or social skills anymore
>skip to 2026
>Western world order is on the verge of collapse, hyper-inflation, economic stagnation, incel crisis etc
>Epstein files exposed the elites for their crimes, literally nothing has happened
How did we end up in the hell timeline?
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>>42311113
They're all over here too anon.
No matter what part of the modern internet you turn.

It's over
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>>42311113
>Epstein files exposed the elites for their crimes, literally nothing has happened
Another little baby man throwing a fit that because he doesn't understand that crime investigations take years before people are arrested, and in this case to do so in a way so communists won't riot when all their favorite politicians and celebrities get arrested or run into hiding.
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>>42311127
>Another little MIGApede
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>>42311113
Kek imagine believing any of this shit matters at all or is even real outside of newspaper headlines. I pity you, shill glowie OP.
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>>42311113
Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, underground military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.
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>>42311113
It happened after 9/11 and the pits of hell opened after Satan was released to troll the world. All said in the Psalm.
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>>42311177
Imagining that you're not hallucinating any of this for the sake of argument, what's to stop the most efficient of these authority-hunters from becoming the new authority figures? Fucking numbnuts
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>>42311127
>Another little baby man throwing a fit that because he doesn't understand that crime investigations take years before people are arrested, and in this case to do so in a way so communists won't riot when all their favorite politicians and celebrities get arrested or run into hiding.
Yeah you should take a look at my files. I caught spies on recording on my computer. This is a national emergency that needs to be brought to the attention of the public. They are using their government powers to spy on women and children for trafficking purposes and I have proof.
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IM A GOD! A GOD! What a grand and intoxicating innocence. To think I could die. Shame on you sweet Neravar. I descend from ineffable realms. I am im pass the magnitudes in the eigth enlightenment I have defeated Yaldabolath. I am divine. I mighty god is a living man! I make love to goddesses. Worship me! Become one with me! Take my number!

https://youtu.be/QaFnOnxPMBk?si=zExIV30ubWI-voqy

https://youtu.be/Z4d4yB-cm6E?si=9AyY2ebGxfhk3BJE

https://youtu.be/G1d2xVfHr_w?si=lkXeo4xeDcyFv06M

Jkjk. Satire. Try to avoid the guy pretending to be God, The woman that has all our face and walks around immatating Christ and saints. And the demon spawn that shoots visions into your head to deceive you even further.
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>>42311254
Absolute madlad breaking out of this shit.
Nothing wrong with that!
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>>42311113
If you get a job and stop watching the gay news your life will improve drastically.
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>>42311278
>Just stick your head in the sand
Fuck off, boomer.
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>>42311129

>MIGApede

WTF do I have to do with this?
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>>42311113
>>Epstein files exposed the elites for their crimes, literally nothing has happened
On the contrary. Now they're trying to import all the pedophile nationalities and religions (jews, indians, muslims) to try and make them a majority as an excuse to normalize pedophilia so when they're replaced they won't get thrown in jail for their crimes.
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>>42311129
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>>42311282
you sitting online all day is making you a paranoid retard. I'm trying to help you and you refuse to listen.
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>>42311747
When's the part where they point out the stars in the sky and they form the shape of the Jewish star?
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>>42311113
When are retards that reptilians control the world
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>>42311113
Query?
Oh mortal man. I am such as you a mortal. Don't think me any better. If you were to decide would you fight the war of darkness and light or would you end it all for a new world. Thou trip too much.
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Winning the war puts you in a post ww2 sequence. But again time abors a paradox and the war will restart at 9/11 again.
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the 2012 timeline is far worse. this is just the better of the crap ones.

>protyip i'm a time traveller from 2045 from the 2012 tmeline
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>>42311113
I think the civilian governments of all countries on Earth have no clue what is going on & the compartmentalized ssp (secret society hidden hierarchy) runs everything.

And if you notice, the people in government (at least in the west) are some of the dumbest, vainest people alive. So it’s not far fetched to say that basically all countries on Earth are covertly being run by aliens. That may or may not be human

This “worst timeline” is gonna get worse so buckle up
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>>42312309
The governments of the earth are in league with one particular type of alien. A parasite race. They run one secret government. Then there's another group of aliens that are fewer but far more dangerous, and these ones are here to usher in a new age. The humans have sided with the old ways and so the newly arrived aliens (the ancient ones really) will go scorched earth.
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>>42311113
All chosen ones and time travelers and timeline experts come to my thread to enlighten me: >>42309850
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>>42311190
Nothing, that's exactly why I'll carry it out, so that I can be the new top dog lmao but to be fair I'll give the people what they want and deserve. I am a just entertainer.
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>>42311113
4 now
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>>42311254
What users are those you described at the end? describe them further.
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You have ain soph the whore of babylon, from her the sons of the harlot which ransacked the table of melkezedek, and the false prophet which decieves people. In ethiopian revelation it was said the devil wears christ face. In modern the devil is disguised as an angel of light.
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>>42311113
I went insane a long time ago. Now the simulation is shutting down.
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>>42311113
>>Doomsday supposed to happen Dec. 21 2012
>>Instagram, Tinder, Xitter, smartphones all go mainstream in 2013

All of those had been popular for a while by then.

>>Old internet dead, botnet/dead-internet begins

No, that only started around 2015.

>>Muslim invasion of europe begins 2014/2015

Retards have been crying wolf about "islamization" since the mid 00's, it's not happening

>>Trump elected in 2016 by 4chan/facebook memes.

Mostly by Russian and Israeli propaganda, though.

>>COVID hits in 2020, not even women have basic hobbies or social skills anymore

Everyone I know still has hobbies and friends they hang out with regularly.

>>skip to 2026
>>Western world order is on the verge of collapse, hyper-inflation, economic stagnation, incel crisis etc

Yeah, things suck right now. Although I have no idea what an "incel crisis" is supposed to be.

>>Epstein files exposed the elites for their crimes, literally nothing has happened

Well, what are you gonna do, call the police on them?

>How did we end up in the hell timeline?

Never been another one.
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>>42312658
Hopefully with no survivors.
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>>42311724
Muslims already marry children
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>>42313414
Fuck off Abdul
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The true horror is that this truly is the best of all possible worlds.
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>>42311113
Add this, 4chan will be going down around 2028 because money.

https://desuarchive.org/m/thread/23803175/#23803175
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>>42314967
Well....that fucking sucks. It doesnt suprise me considering who really runs this place and that there has been alot of (((maintenance))) work done every once in awhile. Its obvious that hiro doesnt give a fuck about this place which makes me wonder why he even bothered buying it. Until then, i guess ill still lurk and post whenever. Im gonna miss this place so fucking much.
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>>42311129
>proving my point you are just obsessed with politics and don't actually give a fuck about anything else like the uk muslim rape gangs.
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>>42314967
They are destroying it on purpose. Crazy
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>>42311113
CERN took me from my original timeline into this shithole. I fucking hate them so much.
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>>42311113
We are living in transitional age we are having chastity age for life we could have without any difficulty with modern hormonal boost
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>>42315336
Of course they are. This place is the last bastion of free speech on the internet, even though corrupt power hungry mods will outright ban you if you say something they dont like. Ever since the hack, i knew some shit was about to go down.
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>>42315652
brother there was shit going down before the hack, the /leftypol/ infiltrations and raids, the JIDF demoralization threads and BBC cuck posting on /pol/, the alphabet agencies honeypotting people to get them killed/arrested, it's nothing new. it's just a matter of time for 4cucks now before this site comes crashing down like the Hindenburg.
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>>42315683
I believe this website is compromised since 2016 at least. Shit was hard with constant whiteness and Instagram whore threads meant to implement control over narratives and enshittify the site. I would argue it was even harsher than before Covid because afterwards funds dry up and they had to limit their activities. But they come back maybe It was partly linked to Sharty hack
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>>42314967
Why is this not more widely known?
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>>42311113
I think it was my fault for rebelling against god so that fucker punished me and out me here. I wanted to be God.
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>>42311254
Fuck you I just wanted godhood and to remember who I am not to be condemned into this torture pit forever.
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>>42312309
Why don't the Nazis on the nazi timeline rescue us? Wonder what's happening to them.
https://share.google/F4IwtWtqhZbviKInY
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>>42311113
Zoomer brainrot typed that.

Literally none of that rerarded shit affects me at all, and business is better than ever under Trump.

kys
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>>42311113
Sorry
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Ive been learning about the philosophy and monadology of Gotfried Liebnitz, and I'm starting to think this is actually a perfect universe from an efficiency standpoint, despite the apparent injustice. It's highly ordered with just enough chaos to make it novel or interesting.



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