>>42312565
your brain makes smegma cause you're a pussy dick head.

>source: retrofitted biology that makes me feel smart and special

The Jews are right about the goyim

>>42312565
There's a 2000 year gap between the founding of Christianity and this new age biological reinterpretation.
I'm calling bullshit.

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damn nigga that's crazy

>>42312777

>revitalizing ancient electrical powers

Baby getting zapped!

>>42312749

Jesus was raising people from the dead, and healing them, probably using electricity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqokH52Wi7U

Maybe this is what they really do at the hospital to fix people?

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>>42313050
(((THEY))) DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS

>>42312565
That's been on the internet for 8000 years. Like that gay fucking ego death shit. Deny yourself bro.

>have the christ oil in my head
>Google it, don't get anything substantial
>whatever
>open 4channel
>this thread pops up
Maybe the universe is trying to tell me something?

Don't forget:

When its "female" it means non-living, non-conscious, inert objects and concepts

But when the Moon comes back to life it is a male once again

This doesn't work for humans so NO NEED TO RECREATE IT

ITS JUST A FUCKING METAPHOR

DID YOU HEAR ME YOU ISHTAR LOVING JEWISH CUNTS?!

>>42312565
whats the point in describing end states when you have no clue at all of how to get there or make those things arise

>>42313689
It's about kundalini energy, stupid. Raise it via semen retention, correct diet and meditation/yoga.

>>42313707
It's about kundalini energy, baka.

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>>42312565
>DUDE, FAPPING DESTROYS THE CHRIST OIL, YOU NEED TO NOT FAP FOR A MONTH THEN WHEN THE OIL IS PRODUCE YOU CONTINUE THE NO FAP AND THEN RAISE IT UP BRO PLS TRUST ME
So I did that. Nothing happened.

These images are just pure retardation.
All of this new age garbage is retardation.
>Orgasm is le bad
>Ego is le bad
>Just have no thoughts bro, just stop having any individuality bro, just become a brainless zog bot NPC like me bro, pls join me bro

No, I'll pass. I quite like my ego. I quite like nutting.
Feels good man. Feels much better than all that garbage you're listening to.

Have you ever met anybody with 'full consciousness' as these images say? Well, I've met people who think they're that guy.
>Claims their vibrational energy dwarfs everybody elses
>Claims they can't be rattled by any low vibrational beings
Yet they're the easiest to shake of anyone I've met. I ask them some basic bitch questions and they have a meltdown like an unstable libtard.
Is that what unlocking 100% of your consciousness does?

And to anybody who is sat there now reading this like 'OMG HE'S TRYING TO LEAD US ASTRAY!', I say this. Do what the retarded images and guides tell you to do. Go for it. Witness for yourself that they don't do shit. You won't change, you won't feel better. You wanna know what will happen? Nothing.
Don't take my word for it. See for yourself. Absolutely nothing will happen because it's all made up bullshit.

>>42313677
You know ball

>>42313661
Read God-Man The Word Made Flesh by Georges Washington Carrey.

>>42312993
Sometimes it happens accidentally before the person's body is ready for it and it leads to spontaneous combustion

>>42313723
New age is basically the Mcdonald of esoterism.
That said, Georges Washington Carrey is not really new age, even if his thesis was taken up by the new age. As other things they have taken up that are most likely correct, like the kundalini, reincarnation, karma, meditation....

>>42313723
>Have you ever met anybody with 'full consciousness' as these images say? Well, I've met people who think they're that guy.
>>Claims their vibrational energy dwarfs everybody elses
>>Claims they can't be rattled by any low vibrational beings
New agers are pretenders. Someone with "full consciousness", will probably never reveal it.
Basically, new agers suck at esoterism, so they pretend to be good at it with words. Their performances are charlatanism or basic psychology.
Doesn't mean true magic, mediumship, doesn't exist. Just that it's not the new agers that have these abilities.

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>>42314531
>karma
Doesn't exist. The people in control of the world clearly do not give the slightest fuck about karma with all the suffering they inflict.
They will without question know the truth of this reality too. They have all the answers at their disposal, they guard all the secrets.
Karma is a concept for the cattle class. A way to get people to behave and not step out of line and to do as their told, while the ones in control don't do any of that shit.
>Meditation
Doesn't do shit. I've put many hours into meditation, got nothing from it. It's a boring, pointless waste of time every time.
>Kundalini
No such thing. Complete fantasy state. I've met so many people who have apparently had a 'Kundalini awakening' and they're fucking retarded. It's another one of those things (of which there are many) that people say has happened to them to feel special because they are not special in any way.
>Reincarnation
Perhaps the only thing that is true, seeing as how this reality is a prison.
The ride never ends, the soul machine keeps on churning you up and spitting you out into new incarnations to suffer all over again.

I'm open to try everything. Any ritual. Any practice. You name it, I'll try it, and yet it still won't work.
There is no magic in this material prison. That would be too based and we can't have that.

>>42314552
>I'm open to try everything. Any ritual. Any practice. You name it, I'll try it, and yet it still won't work
It doesn't work like a cooking recipe.
>Karma
You think the people in control do not suffer? You're mistaken. They don't show it that's all.
Also, karma is not only from one life to another, but inside one life. You can see your karma debt you must pay, on short term. If you do not want to pay karma this life, you won't, but you will pay it in another life.
>the soul machine keeps on churning you up
In cannot churn on anything if you have no desires left.

>>42314552
>Karma
I agree to a degree, I don' think it's how the normies see it and I would argue that most of elite get around karmic backlash by essentially telling people what they're doing in a sleight of hand kind of way or by getting people to enter into contracts through trickery. For instance if you participate in voting you are essentially agreeing that they deserve to be in power because you are participating in a voluntary system that puts them in power, until there are more people not participating than are participating, they will receive no backlash from ruling like degenerates. Or sometimes they disclose information in movies, stuff that many take is "fictitious" but is in reality true.
>Meditation
There are obvious mental benefits, I'll admit that spiritually it's debatable but daily meditation definitely helps calm a person and order thoughts.

>I'll try it, and yet it still won't work
If you go into stuff thinking it won't work, then it won't work.
For instance if an atheist prays, no matter what they say in their prayer, their true desire is to prove prayer wrong, they want nothing to happen and that is their true prayer, so ironically their prayer is answered, just the one in their heart and not the one on their lips.
I think this is your biggest hurdle, on some level you don't want anything to be real, you want to be cynical and for your prison planet theory to be the truth and so before you even begin any kind of practice, you have already failed from the get go. I mean if you pray for a sign of a higher power but then write off every sign as coincidence you will never see a sign despite having seen several. At the end of the day you know nothing, you only believe in things and once you realize the power of belief, you will have found the basis of power, which can lead to magic eventually. Maybe not magic in the sense of casting fireballs or lightning bolts but you can move causality in your favor, you can manifest things.

>>42314552
>this dennett guy
>materialist
>atheist
>libertaria
>academic
He was born in the 40's got his degree in the 60's he hasn't actually lived in the real world, his father was an academic and he was born into a cushy life so he hasn't actually lived at all.
I'm not going to deep dive as a cursory peruse can show that his "philosophy" is shallow and trite, but if you're posting him as some sort of "this is what I ascribe to" then i feel sorry for you, idolizing a boomer materialist who has done fuck all except sit in universities talking about what ifs instead of actually living.
Are you an academic?
Sitting in your dorm thinking you're better than those who "believe in nothing"
Kinda sad, wish I read up on the guy before replying the first time, wouldn't have bothered.

>>42313707
sorry clueless zoomer, you dont have a fuckin clue of what you're talking about

>>42314552
>Meditation
>Doesn't do shit. I've put many hours into meditation, got nothing from it.
this means your method was shit and you didnt try very hard either

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>>42314602
>If you go into stuff thinking it won't work, then it won't work.
How very convenient. But if true how very irritating that system is.

>I think this is your biggest hurdle, on some level you don't want anything to be real
I can understand why you'd think that, and you're on the track in a way but it ain't that I don't want it to be real, because I know for certain that I do.

Lemmi think how to phrase this...
I can't help but think that my Torus field is spinning counter clockwise. My entire thought pattern is negative. And it's been this way for so long that I don't know if I can reverse it anymore. I can't keep up a sustained effort into believing things without seeing any fruit come from it, and then once that doubt takes root (and it does so very easily because it already has an incredibly strong foothold within me) I no longer want to put more time into the practice and drop it.

So when I say I try everything, I do, that's not a lie, but I don't try them for long and then after it's failed to show any results I become more negative, more frustrated, more angry and more bitter.
And I can ponder on this all I like, it doesn't change anything.
I'm trapped in this powerful vortex of negativity and the only way I can see it reversing course is by seeing some fucking results from ANYTHING and yet nothing works so here I am still waiting on the miraculous and magical to stand before me but they never do.
Even the traps of this existence are boring. God, everything is so fucking dull.

>>42314628
You looked further into him than I did. I don't know who the fuck he is, I just like the quote. It ain't that deep.

>>42314684
Translation -
>You didn't waste enough time, you need to waste even more, idiot
Yawn.
That line of thinking can go on indefinitely btw. I could have put a year into this, got nothing from it, and people would say I actually need to put 10 years into it. It never fucking ends. WHERE ARE THE FUCKING RESULTS? GIVE ME A GLIMMER OF ITS LUSTER.

>>42312565
This post attracted ALOT of anger and hostility. hmmmmmmmm

>>42314701
>I could have put a year into this
I put a year into it before I figured out how to breathe properly
that's the reason I teach my troubleshootings
but once that was completed, another 3 months made the light shine
if you have a good method and habituate the process very thoroughly, there should be no barriers
but if you want to spend 10 minutes a day for a year and then complain that in a year's time not much has happened since you only spent but a pittance of effort...

>>42314701
I can literally feel the difference in my mind after just 10 minutes of meditation.
I don't know what you're doing wrong

>>42314552
Your reason it reject karma is retarded.

>The people in control of the world clearly do not give the slightest fuck about karma with all the suffering they inflict.
So? If the elites all believed trooning out is the best possible thing to do in your life would it mean that its true? Of course not.
Just because the elites don't believe in karma in your world view doesn't mean that it is fake;
like seriously you call people cattle for believing in it yet this mindset is the most cattle thing I have seen.

>They will without question know the truth of this reality too. They have all the answers at their disposal, they guard all the secrets.
Your already operating form an assumption that they would even care for such metaphysical truths. but you know what let me grant this premise
Don't you think they might have some confirmation bias?
"Oh no I have done so many shity things in my life, my karma is fucked!"
"Well karma doesn't exist anyways so why am i even stressing lmao."
people tend to gravitate towards what provides them the most comfort or what they want to hear not what is true. Its much easier to believe nothing is going to happen to you, than you are fucked
Additionally elites life's are -in most cases- a product of material desire not a desire for truth.

>Karma is a concept for the cattle class. A way to get people to behave and not step out of line and to do as their told, while the ones in control don't do any of that shit.
What do you even think karma is? Fighting against oppression wont negatively effect you. Matter of fact its advised to fight back in many if not most dharmic religions.
if someone slaps your mom and you slap him back you are not going to get any "negative" karma i would even say you will get "negative" karma if you didnt slap you back
You generally think karma is the new age bullshit don't you.


This is just a weak appeal to authority

>>42314763
you didnt slap back*

Also stuff like predictive programming exists

>>42314552
>Meditation
Your reason it reject Meditation is retarded.

>Doesn't do shit. I've put many hours into meditation, got nothing from it. It's a boring, pointless waste of time every time.
Yea then you are doing it wrong lmao, there are countless and i mean countless scientific studies which show that meditation at the very lest has positive health benefits.
Here, is a legit guide https://ia803200.us.archive.org/view_archive.php?archive=/26/items/ebook-buddhism-2/EBOOK%20BUDDHISM%202.rar&file=EBOOK%20BUDDHISM%202%2FSUDAH%2FNOVICE%2FENG%2FUpasaka%20Culadasa_The%20Mind%20Illuminated.pdf

>>42314719
Man, I'm telling you now, if you think I'm putting a year into learning how to fucking breathe properly...
That ain't happening.

Give me something magical with instant results.

>>42314724
Yeah, so can I, no thoughts for a short while and a sort of light headedness.
What's supposed to be so awe inspiring about that?

Why is everything so fucking subtle and gay? I mean holy shit, every fucking esoteric practice is lame as fuck.
The sum of meditation is some mild fleeting feeling of peace that is very short lived. Not really much to get excited about there.

>>42314763
Karma does not exist in any capacity. No good deed goes unpunished. Evil reigns. You've got the cattle mindset they have programmed into you. Who always win in the films? The good guys. Good and love always triumph in the end.
What does reality teach us? That treachery and evil is the ultimate means for gain and power.

The creator of this world is a cunt. I won't be lectured by some hypocritical faggot who made this system what it is telling me I did this wrong and that wrong. La-dee-fucking-da. He can eat my shit.

>>42314778
Nah meditation is bollocks. Complete waste of time and boring as fuck. I may as well look at a blank wall for hours. Oh wait, that's actually a new trend that gen X zoomers are doing now. How predictable.

>>42314785
>Give me something magical with instant results, I refuse to put any effort in to receive any benefit from a practice
this is dumb and retarded

>>42314552
>Kundalini
Your reason it reject Kundalini is retarded.

>Complete fantasy state. I've met so many people who have apparently had a 'Kundalini awakening' and they're fucking retarded.
Again so? having a "Kundalini awakening" doesn't boost your 83IQ to 140. Just because someone is stupid in your eyes doesn't mean that it effects the truth value of it.

>It's another one of those things (of which there are many) that people say has happened to them to feel special because they are not special in any way.
This is true, a lot of people can and do just lie out their ass to feel special, but just because there are bad.

It much more reasonable and respectable to just say "i don't believe in mysticism" then to spew out some retared reasons.

>>42314795
bad apples doesn't mean its fake.*

>>42314785
>completely ignores my points, sprazzes out and just begs the question

>Karma does not exist in any capacity. No good deed goes unpunished. Evil reigns.
>Just beging the question

>You've got the cattle mindset they have programmed into you
Already explained why its not, unless you have another definition of "cattle mindset"

>Who always win in the films? The good guys. Good and love always triumph in the end.
This is because kids don't want to see the "bad guy" (its never as black and white as this irl) win?
Idk about you but i doubt any kids movies would sell well if the bad guys always won. Additionally what are we seeing now? sad depressing movies about bad guys wining.
Also you would not expect movies like this to be shown as all it really does is make an incentive for the masses to fight back against evil.
so this just falls flat on its head.

>What does reality teach us? That treachery and evil is the ultimate means for gain and power.
Doesn't effect the truth value of karma btw.

>The creator of this world is a cunt. I won't be lectured by some hypocritical faggot who made this system what it is telling me I did this wrong and that wrong. La-dee-fucking-da. He can eat my shit.
>just spazzes about his hatrage of Yhwh

>Nah meditation is bollocks. Complete waste of time and boring as fuck. I may as well look at a blank wall for hours.
>Just beging the question

>Oh wait, that's actually a new trend that gen X zoomers are doing now. How predictable.
Yea because people are realising that it works?

this is just a weak rebuttal

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>>42314794
>Yes, good goy, you need to work for everything
I bet you're one of those tards that simultaneously believe we're all god yet for some reason we need to work like slaves for things.
Yes, I want all of the benefits while putting in no work. There's videos of people who have put 40 years into meditation and other practices and they're still retarded.
What was the fucking point? Why would it be any different for me?

It's much more believable to assume people are lying about any benefits when none of those benefits can be seen.
I did Wim Hof for 3 months because it was supposed to produce a DMT release that blows actual DMT out of the water. Didn't do shit btw.

Nothing ever happens. Nothing ever works. All is nothing.

>>42314795
>Your reason it reject Kundalini is retarded.
Is it? Because I don't think it is. I reject anything and everything that doesn't line up with my experience.
I would have no reason to reject Kundalini if I could experience what people claim they experience. Since I haven't, why would I believe it? I know it's in most peoples nature to swallow down any bullshit they hear, but I am truly unique in the fact that I discard anything others say (even if it's a belief held by millions) if I personally can't experience it.
>Again so? having a "Kundalini awakening" doesn't boost your 83IQ to 140.
No? Then what does it do? It has to do something, otherwise what's the point? Does it make you superhuman? Because Kundalini is a pajeet concept, and I've never seen a superhuman street shitter.


Honestly, at this point I'm so fucking completely bored of the constant
>Dude you need to do this for 5+ years to gain any benefit
Okay what's the benefit?
>You can ESCAPE the matrix!
...Says the guy who is here, trapped in the matrix.

>>42314552
Your reason it accept karma is ok

>Perhaps the only thing that is true, seeing as how this reality is a prison.
>The ride never ends, the soul machine keeps on churning you up and spitting you out into new incarnations to suffer all over again.
Agree to disagree, I love life

overall nothing of value of this post from me

>>42314834
Reincarnation*

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>>42314832
>it was supposed to produce a DMT release that blows actual DMT out of the water
>and I believed the retard that told me that
now that's funny

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>>42314823
>just spazzes about his hatrage of Yhwh
Yhwh, Yaldabaoth, the Monad, source, whatever, who cares what it's referred to as, it is a cunt. The world it designed is dogshit. It is a cunt of the absolute highest magnitude.

>>42314844
Don't tell me you're making a post like this but actually believing in the meditation psyop.
As for me, like I said, I try anything and everything.
That's why I know nothing works. The world is built on copium and escapism, so we have all this bullshit that we've all made up and none of it works because it's all fantasy.

santos is prolly cringing the fuck out at how niccas like op are mixing aeonic wisdom with ahrimanic (ai generated) bullshite. (just like masonicOPs are mixing 50% truth and 50% lies)
herbal for this transgression

>>42314832
You completely missed my point retard

Again It much more reasonable and respectable to just say "i don't believe in mysticism" then to spew out some retareded reasons.

>>42314854
>ignores all my other points and jumps to the opportunity to seethe about Yhwh

>>42314854
sorry my guy, I teach the shit and much to the chagrin of buddhists I'll tell people about what I accomplished and what it took to get there, what the pitfalls are along the way
making advancement is very much a matter of conditioning
how long do you think it would take you to condition yourself to run a marathon with a halfway decent time?
how long do you think it would take you to condition yourself to complete one of those mountain legs of the tour de france?
if you dont spend the time conditioning yourself properly, then simply put the probability amplitude for le phenomena is pretty much 0
as Master Nan Huai chin said, of course its possible for a blind cat to bump into a freshly dead rat
but really what's the probability for it to happen?
the universe is probabilistic in nature
this is why all one can really do is arrange the conditions for something to manifest, and beyond that, its a roll of the dice, albeit a weighted one
when my biggest accomplishments were made, I was putting in 1-3 hours every evening, 10-20 every morning before work, 30 after work, 5 min every time I could grab it, a moment at every opportunity
even with all this time, a poor method is no guarantee of results
but I had a good method and I can tell you that when my breaths first reached an average of 50 seconds duration, my metabolism sparked exactly like I had just finished a month of a new lifting routine at the gym
my durations peaked at around 1:40 at later times
just scratching the surface is unlikely to produce the same outcomes as a rigorous regimen

>>42314887
What point?
You explanation for why films always portray the good guys winning is retarded. It's goy cattle programming.
Just like turning the other cheek while the elites fuck you over.
One rule for them, another for you.

What else is there to take note of? You saying that zoomers looking at a wall for hours actually works? Dude, you cannot possibly be this retarded. Nothing in your post was worth addressing.

And you keep saying "nooo stop seething about yhwy". Lmao, no, I don't think I will actually. Why would I? I'll spend as much time as I like shitting on that faggot for subjecting me to this shit.

>>42314908
bro just ignore him, i doubt he has even mediated for 15 minutes let alone 3 hours a day his just larping is ass out

>>42314914
>What point?
The fact that your reasons of rejecting the kundalini experience is retarded? do you have the reading comprehension of a 5 year old?

>You explanation for why films always portray the good guys winning is retarded. It's goy cattle programming.
>gives no justification and just reaffirms his original claim

>Just like turning the other cheek while the elites fuck you over.
I have literality gave an example of someone slapping and how you SHOULD slap them back
and how you SHOULD fight back agents your oppressor. I'm not Christian so stop putting Christian proverbs in my mouth

>What else is there to take note of? You saying that zoomers looking at a wall for hours actually works? Dude, you cannot possibly be this retarded.
>just gives an ad hominem and an Appeal to Ridicule without any justification.
Not looking good for you buddy

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/402129433_THE_ROLE_OF_KUNDALINI_YOGA_IN_ALLEVIATING_EARLY_PREGNANCY_DIS-COMFORTS_A_PRE-POST_TEST_EXPERIMENTAL_STUDY
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/361652280_Characteristics_of_Kundalini-Related_Sensory_Motor_and_Affective_Experiences_During_Tantric_Yoga_Meditation
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10355843/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/36239640/
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28963100/
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2352250X18302008?via%3Dihub
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31068842/

I could go on but I hope you understand my point dumbass

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Hehehehe.
I just recalled a reply someone made to me not long ago saying misery loves company. Hard to argue with that. I am a vortex that sucks the joy out of everything in my path and that seems to be the only thing that brings me joy.
Taste my pain. Partake in my suffering. Let us all bask in this bleak reality together, come, take my hand.

Even in this thread, we can see that I was right in what I said here - >>42313723
The people who are arguing in favor of these practices working are the first to become unstable and lose their footing because their foundation is weak and crumbles under even the mildest scrutiny. If there was any truth to it, it would hold strong against my scrying eyes. But alas, they never do... they never do...

What are the telltale signs of this breaking down under the crushing pressure I exert? Well, for starters, projection. See >>42314916
Also the classic "You just mustn't be doing it right!"
No, I most certainly am doing it right, I'm just not doing it for years, not will I ever subject myself to that shit because I'm not stupid enough to be duped into doing something that has no benefits until you put a considerable amount of time into it.
If I play a video game, I don't need to dedicate hundreds of hours into it before I start seeing the results I want, it happens early on it if it's a good game and continues on until the end for the best.

All these gay practices you fags keep preaching about require too much dedication for little to no gain. I don't want subtle changes, I want to mold, shape and manipulate the world and myself into whatever imagine I please.
Anytime I ask what benefits people have from these practices, they shut down and try to change the subject because they know they don't have anything satisfactory to offer.

If I practice magic, I want to perform actual magic. I want to results here in the material, not just in my head. I can already do anything I want in my head. It's reality where I'm limited.

>>42314531
Oh yea i forgot to respond to this
Yes you are right about new in the sense that its Mcdonald of esoterism. (more realistically its just a CIA Vedic rip-off as eastern spiritually is legit but if you can muddy the waters but making the new age and making shills like the Dali lama you can keep the mass's unaware).

>s other things they have taken up that are most likely correct, like the kundalini, reincarnation, karma, meditation....
Its correct in the sense that in principle its legit, but the new age has distorted it so much it might as well be fake.
>karma
"Umm well just turn the other cheek, forgive them, etc" you even get people like this>>42314552 thinking thats what karma is
>reincarnation
"You just get recanted as another human" Forgetting about the other realms of existence such as "heaven" and "hell" realm.
>kundalini
"Just do this 5000$ yoga course on how to stop being so connected to money and martial to awaken your kundalini"

etc

>>42314992
>The people who are arguing in favor of these practices working are the first to become unstable and lose their footing
lmao, look at this projectioncope
>anytime I ask what benefits people have from these practices and I get a real answer, I act like it never even happened
lol, lmao even
enough replies for (((you)))

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>>42314992
>Taste my pain. Partake in my suffering. Let us all bask in this bleak reality together, come, take my hand.
>But alas, they never do... they never do...
>What are the telltale signs of this breaking down under the crushing pressure I exert?

You know what anon, you are right, you are thee master dbaiter, you win.
here I'm letting you have the final response, i just got cursed by reality

>>42315015
reincarnated*

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>>42314964
>First link
Lmfaoooo so Kundalini Yoga helps bitches when their tummies hort :(
Holy shit, I'll get right to it then!

I mean come the fuck on. I was expecting some mind blowing altered state, power surging through this meat vessel, and what you give me is fucking a fucking tummy ache preventative?
You're fucking with my mental image of being a conduit of power. Kundalini sounds even more lame than I thought now.
>>42315027
:^)

>>42315040
Yea its to show that yoga/mediation works, not to prove the Kundalini force? If you was keeping up if you can even do that you would realise that?=.
If you read the paper you would understand that they aren't trying to prove the Kundalini force so much as they are only focused on the practice.
But you know, you can only strawman at the end of the day

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>>42315055
>not to prove the Kundalini force?
Then I don't care. I crave magic, not some gay indian stretches. I couldn't give a fuck about my physical body and the maintenance of it is already a chore. The material is lame and gay and repetitive beyond belief, I'm not going to subject myself to more fucking repetition.
Fuck that.

>>42315072
>I couldn't give a fuck about my physical body and the maintenance of it is already a chore
this dummy isnt aware that the physical vehicle must be in good shape in order to make the bestest advancements
already hit the wall at 30 and doesnt want to leave mom's basement to so much as exercise and take care of himself
sad, many cases

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>>42315072
You lit said mediation doesn't work.
>>42314552
>Meditation
>Doesn't do shit.
I show you papers/proof that it does.
>I don't care.

You are the slowest guy I know

>>42315081
true thats why a lot of mystics make their students do like 3-5 years of pure physical yoga before even starting with any of the more advanced practices

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>>42312565
I've been looking at conspiracy-type information for over 25 years and even I think this is crap

>>42315072
>I crave magic
>I'm not willing to put in any effort

Like wtf do you think this shit is?
harry potter?

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>>42315081
>Dude we came here to challenge ourselves
>Dude you have to do this and that
>Dude it's all part of the human experience
Don't care, didn't ask to be here, gods a faggot and so are his goy cattle slaves (you specifically)!

>>42315085
Oh well if the papers from the 'experts' say it does something then who am I to argue against it?
I simply choose not to believe them. I told you this before very clearly, if I try something and don't experience what others say I'm supposed to experience then I have quite literally no reason to believe that they aren't lying. Exact same thing is true for your papers you linked. I don't believe anything I'm told. I believe what I observe myself and what I observed from meditation was borderline nothing.
Any sense of peace that is gained through meditation is lost within a minute of exiting the meditation, so it's pointless. If it were that good you'd be meditating now, but no instead we'd rather be on 4chan posting.
Therefore I can conclude that 4chan > meditation.

>>42315124
No because in Harry Potter they go to a school to learn, which is effort, you dumb faggot.

>>42315118
LMAOOOOOOOO
Holy samefag
Look at this guys png name, now compare it to all his other posts, they are all the same
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Who wanna bet half of this thread is one guy fighting himself

I am betting on the shadows

>>42315140
We all battle our shadows. Make no mistake about it.

>>42315130
>Oh well if the papers from the 'experts' say it does something then who am I to argue against it?
But its different when elites do it right?

>I simply choose not to believe them. I told you this before very clearly, if I try something and don't experience what others say I'm supposed to experience then I have quite literally no reason to believe that they aren't lying.
Have you ever considered that you are doing it wrong?
And how everyone else around you is doing it and claiming that it works.
But obviously the world revolves around you so whatever you don't agree on is gospel?

> If it were that good you'd be meditating now, but no instead we'd rather be on 4chan posting.
I currently have a cold so I cant, nice try tho samefag

>>42315153
You are right
I am doubling the bet on the shadows

>>42315130
>didn't ask to be here
oh but you did, whether you remember it or not

>>42315130
Also you know empiricism has been debunked from the moon and back?
Do you samefag?

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>>42315159
>But its different when elites do it right?
Who do you think feeds you this information you're posting to me? lel
>Have you ever considered that you are doing it wrong?
I have considered that, yes. But ultimately concluded that I am not doing it wrong and that it just simply doesn't work.
>And how everyone else around you is doing it and claiming that it works.
If you understood the depths of misery like I do, you'd know that people will do everything in their power in the name of cope and escapism. Lying is part and parcel of that delusion. They know it ain't doing shit, but they have to continue the lie otherwise it will 'effect their manifestation'. Go to a manifestation thread and say something works, you'll be met by retarded copers telling you that you can't think that way because if you do it won't work, so they are admitting that they have to continue the lie, no matter how long it takes.
>I currently have a cold so I cant
I legitimately haven't had a cold in like 15+ years. Looks like meditationfags lose again!

>>42315171
Parrot this all you like, it isn't true. I never asked to be here and there would be no reason if I were god that I couldn't pluck myself out of this shit for not wanting to be here and to go do something else.
My consciousness is anchored to this weak torture machine we call a body.
Who the fuck would ask to come here?
>Bro, we are god, wouldn't it be really funny if instead of doing literally anything else, what if we went to earth, made ourself forget we are god and then just endured a dull suffering life? Wouldn't that be hilarious?
Oh FUCK YEA, SIGN ME UP!

"No"

>>42315196
I had to go and help out my grandparents and dad who had their car break down in the middle of the road at like 12pm for like 4 hours, I live in Canada so it gets pretty cold at night
again nice ty though samefag.XD

>>42315196
>Missrable and hates life
Looks like nonmeditationfags + samefags lose again!

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>>42315225
Why do you keep double replying to my posts like a needy little bitch? Do meditationcucks really crave attention this much?

Then again, you are a newfag that doesn't even understand that 4chanX has a randomize filename option that many many posters use. I could have told you this earlier but I wanted you to embarrass yourself a little more with the constant samefag accusations. :)

>>42315238
>Posts anime girls
>you post any girls
>Post after calling out your contradictory claim
>post in viable time frame
>file name relatively the same
Ok , just do a simple screen recording of you refreshing your tab while going over this>>42315134 post, obviously you wont and will just give some bullshit excuse.
But it was nice talking to you samefag

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>>42315258
also even you are recording do this, as i know how scripts work

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>>42315275
oh wrong one lol

damn you really showed this other guy what's up.

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>>42315287
stoppppp

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>>42315292

>>42314552
>>Meditation
>Doesn't do shit. I've put many hours into meditation, got nothing from it. It's a boring, pointless waste of time every time.
Meditation is like puting a seed in earth, you need to give it water everyday until one day the lotus will grow and open.

>>42312749
it's occult and esoteric knowledge, meaning hidden from the public only taught to select who or those who seek it, nowadays with the information being more public people are discussing it more openly.
it's older than 2000 years and has been secret knowledge in every civilization and culture.
it's the transmutation of your sexual energy to acquire higher consciousness. nowadays people call it semen retention, but that's only the first step. conserving it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oby08eHpIOw

>>42316330
>it's occult and esoteric knowledge
Start by finding archeological evidence this is what early Christians believed.
>it's older than 2000 years
Did they have 2000 year old MRI machine to noninvasive track this brain oil production?
There is no evidence this biological phenomenon exist.
There is no evidence that anyone in the past believe in this Christian brain oil allegory with Hindu Kundalini overtones.

>>42314908
and what is this method, anon? I got a free hour I'm willing to put in if I get results in a year or less.

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>>42314552
You are not wrong but you are not respecting the "POPULAR OPINION" so you are right.

Fuck "kundaliniers", my energy distribution and essence membranes are not exactly as they say but for convenience kundalini is the best word to use in search engines because technology was made by evil retards.

Logseq was my last hope for "consumer technology".

one dude singlehandedly destroyed /x/ the end of x/ is near

>>42316576
https://i.4cdn.org/x/1777226519937594.png
dunno who compiled this but there's a post or two in there you can tell dont quite belong
I'm a little busy to type it out again right now
but ask if there are questions