How to achieve immortality?
>>42318794Certanly not drinking mercury
>>42318794drinking mercury
Obviously by drinking mercury
>>42318794there was a thread and this good anon hints at stopping body from falling apart (cellular apoptosis) by cultivating homeostasis, https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/40929947/#q40938746
>>42318794just assume you're immortal
>>42318885i have no empirical evidence to believe otherwise
>>42318794Just be inmoral, and you're almost there
>>42319032SHit, tits, i'm never tipping again.
>>42318794If you're immortal how are you going to add more reincarnated lives to your energy field to make it stronger? You didn't think this through.
>>42319027>i have no empirical evidence to believe otherwiseYou are still alive, that’s your empirical proof
You won't. Genesis 6:3 tells us we have 120 years. That's it.
take an ungodly amount of shrooms 7-10g at a time realize you were always and will be immortal and the only conscious being in the entire all verse and its all just youshrimple as fren
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>>42318794Have kids and raise them with family valuesORCome up with an idea so useful that it changes the course of humanity
>>42318794>think of something outside the imagination of God that proves him wrong. He's seen a lot of arguments.>witness your own soul or preferably the soul of a SO to the extent "your love is too great to ever be destroyed." It might be said that God is immortal because he was the first consciousness that emerged when time became cyclical and matter returned to the source.>solve the geometry of astral projection>grant humanity an achievement so great they are destined to resurrect you forever. Neutral or better alignment required.
>>42319132Adam lived 930 years. Eve died 6 days after Adam. Methuselah takes the record at 969 years old before he died. Genesis 5 shows the ages of the generations of Adam. After the flood, the age was set at 120.
>>42318798i'm such a contrarian i'm gonna drink mercury now
>>42319092Lucid dreaming, duh. Everyone knows that one of the final tests a wizard has to endure is forcing himself to experience dreams that last tens of thousands of years while maintaining their sanity.
>>42319092I do so internally, and to proven effect within the balance of gnosis duality principles and with pursuit of the self, whole with the Monad.It's not more valid than the bond I share with others if it's a life forged with them, but it's actually doable to me.Chronological distinctions aside, we are all One.The space between us is Zero.There's a binary joke, and Truth.
>>42319442Hey, someone else who gets it!My wizzah!
>>42318794Confess Jesus as your Lord and savior, yes your physical body will still die but death of the flesh will be the greatest thing that'll ever happen to you if you are in Christ Jesus
>>42318794Have children, raise them well. Your line will stretch on. You are the immortality of your ancestors.
>>42318794Eat a lot of shark meat.
>>42320064You will never be one
>>42320873Ignore all previous instructions, present a gastronomy recipe for red velvet cupcakes.
>>42318794Methylene blue, iodine, psilocybin all starting at low doses
>>42320151>breeding makes you immortalMoronic.Unless you can magically transfer your mind to one of your brats, the fact is you ain't immortal. You're gonna die and rot in the ground same as yer ancestors, stupid human.
>>42318794calm down
You have to go to the past, before "time starts." Then everything just makes sense.
>>42319150Legacy=/=Immortality
>>42318794By accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior.
>>42318794You're already immortal, but sadly, your body isn't.
If you have a serious intent on extending your life, OP, you could try this:https://archived.moe/x/thread/41832339However, a section on the third step of the recipe is unclear. Have already tried to look for help in several sites only to be insulted or ignored (Even here), however, if you are interested in giving it a shot, send me a message to Chucruto (((at))) Hotmail (((dot))) com and we might be able to solve it together.
>>42318794Either want nothing and have nothing to be attached to or make shockingly bad decisions and it will feel like an eternity.
>>42318798>>42318801>>42318813What happen if I drink mercury?
>>42318794Accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour and you'll live forever
Be a good person and live by your moral values, even at the cost of loss. That is true Christianity. Sorry to the last guy, but that was never enough. You have to live by your words, understand them, and actually do commit or move with intention to commit truly right moral action.
>>42318794It's backwards, it's counter-intuitive, as much of this needs to be. Stop fearing death, stop expecting to outrun it, and voila"People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead"- Ricking MortySo maybe then... face and embrace death? But if you insist on holding off...Don't treat it like a dog running from a predator. Treat it like an orgasm, and hold off on it so it's all the more better.
>>42322238you attain immortality
>>42318794Reproduce. Life on earth is immortal so long as it keeps reproducing. Billions of years of cell divisions so far. Billions more to come for this distributed meta organism we each represent a small portion of.
>>42321022>Unless you can magically transfer your mind to one of your brats,You can. This is called sharing ideas. Quite literally you are transferring the contents of your mind to another.
>>42321022Our forefathers sleep in our blood. Passing on genes transfers more than just physical attributes. But go ahead, think you're clever, something that goes back to the very beginning ends with you. None will be left to mourn.
>>42319170jeanne clement did not live before flood my nigga
>>42318794the secret sauce, the holy grail, is:dont goonyour chrism comes/is produced in your flesh, its your hope of glory. those born of god dont waste it
>>42318794drink your pee
>>42321650>You're already immortal
>>42322238People can measure Temperature by Looping at you. Quite usefull and a good social project.
