I seem to have a wet dream problem. If I don't actively avoid them I will have them weekly and sometimes more. I'm married and I have sex a few times a week usually (masturbate here and there too), but when I start getting to a sexual moment in a dream I often go for it and before I know it I've filled my underwear. Now I used to have a ton of nightmares real intense shit growing up but thats reduced immensely and this is whats left, I used to seek out the sex in dreams very deliberately because it felt so real like I was getting a piece that I could never get irl. Now the part I don't share with everyone, a lot of it can be rapey, a lot of it gay, and the worst part is things that are completely illogical like me sticking my dick into the head of a dick, or i'm fucking this girls pussy and suddenly it turns into a beetle, ones like the latter are on the edge of nightmarish and make me really paranoid, usually the woman or whatever's body starts to lose form and becomes completely unrelated things as I'm becoming more aware. Anyways share your wisdom, experience, even just dream related shit that is uncanny to you. The weird self fulflling destiny was the moniker Wet Dream Machine that was my band name that I invented long before I became the literal wet dream machine.
>>42321277Never had a wet dream.Very surreal sex dreams though. They're rare, but they're almost always surreal.>busy for a week>confronted by my own penis, now serpentine>it's lonely and afraid i've abandoned it>it relaxes once i grasp it>this thing is way larger than i remember it>wrap it around my shoulders as it relaxesFour back-to-back sessions to drain it dry, I tend to give up after the fourth, I'm simply not productive enough to produce more after that.Other ones:>autistic debates on what makes anatomical features most attractive, succubi are especially passionate about this>that one dream where they drank a potion that would supposedly give them huge endowments, but it just made their genitals sentient and have a vote on their sex life instead, glad i didn't drink it>that one dream of a demonic imp selling actual aphrodesiacs as a street vendor after i come back from a tasking involving killing a lot of said imps>why are there so many horny foxes>pissing like austin powers in a urinalysis, even the observer was getting annoyed at how much i had to piss>cumming fountains and realizing that i have zero refractory period and too much stamina, i have to give up because i won't get tired, end up cleaning that mess for the rest of the dream>living a dream through the perspective of a small dog, and all it keeps thinking of is that the woman smells bad, it does not have to imagine the smell as the meme goes>the other sentient penis dreams that seem to forecast future sizes, i'm happy with the current size, any bigger and i'll become a freakshowOther things:>i avoid asking for sex dreams because i'll never initiate anyways>i end up preferring to annoy the women in dreams, i've no romantic bone in my body
