Bro, let's go out to the woods and worship demons.
>>42321916For once, a good idea on /x/? But you bring the beer!!
>>42321920What's a party without the spirits.
>>42321937You got it. Cannot summon a lemon while sober.
Ok. But call me sis.
>>42322133Sister Hong?
They're not demons, they're nature/forest gods. It's just that not all of them are very nice like other gods; nature is not a very nice place always. Silvanus, Sucellus, Cocidius, Nantosuelta, Pan, Faunus, Cernunnos. Some of them just get sick of the way normies treat the woods. Pay heed to them, and they won't fuck with ya
>>42321916a) don't do thisb) don't make dumb wishes in the woods.c) I learned it the hard way.
>>42324718>Pay heed to them, and they won't fuck with yaIndeed.
>>42324718Fearing the spirits is low rank.
>>42324718>>42324718They're demons. Jesus command us to turn satanic pagan wilderness into a parking lot.
>>42324921>c'mon, man; it's my day off and the suit's at the cleaners>I've said numerous times that it ain't easy bein' cheesy
>>42325126Jesus was a schizophrenic liberal wook who spent 40 days camping and decided the woods were too scary for him
>>42325126Begone with your jewish heresy
