Aries wants to conquer you, Libra is the hardest sign to conquerTaurus wants to ground you, Scorpio is the hardest sign to groundGemini wants to trivialise you, Sagittarius is the hardest sign to trivialiseCancer wants to nurture you, Capricorn is the hardest sign to nurtureLeo wants to impress you, Aquarius is the hardest sign to impressVirgo wants to quantify you, Pisces is the hardest sign to quantifyLibra wants to balance you, Aries is the hardest sign to balanceScorpio wants to scandalise you, Taurus is the hardest sign to scandaliseSagittarius wants to indoctrinate you, Gemini is the hardest sign to indoctrinateCapricorn wants to harden you, Cancer is the hardest sign to hardenAquarius wants to assimilate you, Leo is the hardest sign to assimilatePisces wants to enlighten you, Virgo is the hardest sign to enlighten
>>42324799Total aries genocide (especially if your moon is there)
>>42324826fuck you, aries moon is based
>>42324831How
>>42324837It is simply based.
>>42324799Shove your signs up your fucking ass hylic slave nigger
>>42324799>Aries wants to conquer youWe do>>42325110Orthodox Gnosticism believes in astrology btw
>>42325110If you believe that the world does not have the natural order that astrology accurately portrays, you are the actual hylic.
>Virgo is the hardest sign to enlightenTell that to Shaka.
>>42325238which Shaka
If all your signs aren't fire I assume you're gay
>>42325258Funny, my aries cousin is a histrionic troon.
>>42324799I'm sun-moon-mercury Aries and I don't want to conquer anyone, I want to fucking leave this shithole of a world.
>>42325295Drive to independence is core to Aries' symbolism.The west is basically dominated by mercurial and venereal values and Aries fucking hates that shit.
>>42325273Troon meltdowns count as fire so that's fine we claim them
>>42325295On the behalf of all Aries we don't claim you.Be faggots with Gemini or something
>>42325316Who is “we”, faggot?
>>42325301nta. I have an aries north node and I can't accomplish anything significant unless it's framed violently. I'm basically like a nigger.
>>42324799I’m a Libra/aries south/north node so it means I need to learn to behave more like and Aries the opposite of Libra. It sucks because I just want to read my books though
>>42325410Yeah Aries north node sucks. But you’re basically supposed to be more of an asshole because you’re too “nice” or people pleasing. What’s your mbti score, INFP?
>>42325357Who is we?Me and other real Aries faggot.I should fucking shove my cock down your throat for being such a pussy. If you don’t conquer them they will conquer you in this life and many to come.
>>42325523I have too much fire in my chart to ever touch libra. I'm perma north node. ENTP I think.
>>42325316Why do you think I care, lol. Just brought up the fact that not all people necessarily relate to their signs' stereotypes. Which is why I've always been skeptical about this whole astrology thing (or at least its dumbed down version).>>42325543That wasn't even me asking that question, sperg. I don't give a shit about your roid rage. But yeah, I hate the oogabooga fuckers like you most of all probably. Always ecstatic to observe it when your types FAFO.
>>42325543>typical Aries responseChill out dude
>>42325205Whatever helps you sleep at night, retard. Meanwhile the world goes on …
>>42325523>>42325410I know someone with an aries north node. Soft, kind of weak person, but with great fantasies about violence and domination. Literally wouldn't even hurt a fly, but larps as violent and imperialist.
>>42324799Fuck leos. They should all learn their place.
This shit is wrongEspecially Pisces does the complete opposite of enlightenmentWater is not wisdomWater is where wisdom falls to his death
>>42327390/x/ has pisces people overrepresented. So that sign will be shilled there as good a lot.
>>42324799Aries virgoTaurus LeoGemini CancerCancer geminiLeo taurusVirgo ariesLibra piscesScorpio aquarius Sagittarius capricornCapricorn sagittariusAquarius scorpioPisces libra
>>42324799Beginners guide to this shit? Dunno wtf you're talking about
>>42327443Astrology. OP is doing interpretation of all oppositions. Learn what the signs mean. Learn elements, modality and masculine/feminine signs.
>>42327448got any book recommendations
>>42325699>Meanwhile the world goes on …Which is indicated by Astrology
>>42324799>wrath of the red man against the white manHoly shit, is there anything Hitler said that isn't amazing and quote worthy? Dude was a genius.
>>42324799Tell me more about Taurus, apparently I am a Taurus and have started believing in magic at this point
>>42327395I thought pisces was cool until I saw the pisces thread. They just sound like gossipy geminis but more mopey and navel gazing.
>>42327476Yeah the book is called AI
>>42324799It's genuinely hilarious how reductive and wrong this is; you are an inane, infantile pop astrologer with nothing valuable to contribute to any serious conversation regarding astrology. You are so much more than your sun sign; in fact, one typically presents to the world as their ascendant. Your Sun, Moon, Rising, Mercury, North Node — every major and minor placement is relevant, really, and informs the entire chart like a tapestry. That's also why an accurate birth time and place is deeply relevant to measuring out an accurate natal chart. As a general rule of thumb; if one is going to engage in any popular horoscopes (like the kinds one used to read in newspapers, or now on tiktok), at least read for your Sun, Moon, Rising, and Mercury. I also read for my Vertex and North Node, and Venus for relationships.
DO NOT IDENTIFY WITH STARS.DO NOT IDENTIFY WITH TRANSIENT SYMBOLS.DO NOT PLAY THE GAME OF IDENTITY.
im just here to mog
>>42328475They're the least cool water sign.
>>42329191Pisces moon 8th house must have the magic then because that's me and I'm cool as beans. There must be an intricate system of pleb tiers within pisces.
>>42324799paganiespaganauruspaganeminispagancancerpaganleopaganvirgopaganlibrapaganscorpiopaganttariuspaganpricornpaganquariuspagansis
>>42325606>That wasn't even me asking that question, spergSo do you think i have clairvoyance or something? How would i know>I don't give a shit about your roid rage. But yeah, I hate the oogabooga fuckers like you most of all probably. Cool, I wont fell shame that you wont take up arms and fuck back against our oppressors, you will die and be a slave to them for many life's to come faggot.>Always ecstatic to observe it when your types FAFO.Wont be happy soon
>>42328479if you use AI you're unironically hylic
>>42330717your bones are starting to creak, grandpa
I'm a Leo, but the irony is that the demiurge is absolutely TERRIFIED of me.
>>42329614Pisces moon is the most extreme moon sign, all water signs are super emotional so cancer, Scorpio or Pisces moon’s can be overwhelming but deeply empathetic
>>42324799anon. meds. we're worried about you.
>>42324826Leo hands typed this
>>42333451Pisces moon and venus, aries sun and mercury. I hate that i must FEEL
>>42333451>deeply empatheticBleh. I don't know how gayness became pisces.
