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How will you defend yourself when the imminent alien invasion arrives?
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sans condom
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>>42326872
by offering to help the ayylmaos exterminate certain demographics. even and especially if my race is on the chopping block, I just want to be last and assist in the extermination work to whatever degree I can. and after, I either live the rest of my life on earth until death, or the ayys kill me off at the end.

something along those lines.
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I blow my brains out before they can probe my cornhole.
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>>42326885
The Ayys are our rulers they are Reptilians
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>>42326902
whatever. I frankly don't care so long as I get to assist them in their extermination work. bonus points if we can find yahweh and lucifer and terminate their lives as well. if this means asking the reptilians, ayys, trantaloids, whomever... to allow me to dutifully assist however I can, then I will. in the beginning, to gain their trust, I suspect they will want to see me perform the work by hand so as to prevent some sort of infiltration and sabotage, but if I have to do all the work manually and not use their weapons, ships, etc... then that suits me just fine.

so long as I get to be around until the end. after that, it doesn't matter. I already wake up everyday hoping it to be my last. it would be just as acceptable an outcome if I catch a bullet in the head tomorrow.
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>>42326872
I would only rebel if they were completely evil like in pic related. Otherwise I wouldn't, they probably would be much better rulers than what we have now
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>>42326935
They are evil the Greys and the Reptilians both are evil beings from other dimensions
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>>42326900
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>defend against aliens
I'll be their very first collaborator
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>>42326872
You wont do shit, at best you'll shit
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>>42326872
I will seduce them
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>>42326872
Hello jew/christcuck, tell them we come to kill the abrahamic vermin and free the people.
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>>42326872
Why would I need to defend myself? The Nordics are on my side. Can't wait to put cigarettes out in nigger and kike faces with impunity.
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>>42326902
They are reptilians/Nordics. They shape-shift because chaos isn't governed by 3D rules. They're the djinn.
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>>42327636
This.
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>>42327322
Who do you think brought jews and abrahamicuckery to earth??
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I'm just gonna stay home and let you guys get on the ships.
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>>42326872
Half life does not exist aliens do not gman admits all that's zog mklutra shits are real nasa is faggotry nasa d fake space fake atomic energy nukes hoax geometric horizons do not exist convex vectors are not a plane
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>>42326902
turns out, the tree runs the whole show. Without the tree none of these "DEEEEEEEMONS" would even exist.
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I know the secret Names of Power
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Depends what they can do and want to do. If they just want to rape and kill us, get raped and die. If any aliens come, and they can get here from out of space, then they aren't going to be throwing down with hands and sticks. Someone would just push the nuke button and that would trigger them all.
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>>42328621

Name*

(It's The Nobody)
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>>42326872
I will not get on a ship. I plan on having a song stuck in my head to protect myself against their thought control. Perhaps Katy Perry's "Last Friday Night (T. G. I. F.)".
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>>42327321
John Shepard grindset
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"Aliens" don't invade because they have a major weakness we're already aware of, even without having experienced their presence. We'll turn you into a pile of ash or a rubberband ball of flesh if you think you can take us with your ghoulish frail bodies.
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>>42326872
Join them.
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>>42328271
Saturn/Satan/El
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God Jesus Christ has everything under control.
God Jesus Christ and me we belong together forever.
Jesus and Thomas forever.
Jesus is the only one who loves me and wants me to live forever with him, I love only my Jesus.
Jesus and Thomas forever!
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>>42326902
And how would we even fight against that? Like what the fuck? How did we get into this nightmare fever dream? Are we really just that awful and this is some punishment/simulation?
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>>42334221
no you're wrong, "jesus" is a mythological sun god. There is plenty of evidence to support this its been known for years.
You choose to be ignorant
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>>42327321
Exactly. I'm gonna try my best to form the Sacred Marriage with a non-human.
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>>42334221
His name isn't Jesus - it's Joshua. In the olden days his name was Yeshua. Lol
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>>42334287
This. Jesus is the son (sun)
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I'll be one of the aliens.
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>>42326872
Apparently, if I can find a crowbar during the intial invasion, everything else will fall into place and I'll be OK
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>>42326872
What if it's like a Daxy situation and they want to fug you?
I'd probably still join The Resistance as a bit of a LARP
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>>42326872
Depends on what exactly the invasion is for
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>>42334883
What if its to abduct all waifus?
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>>42326902
Correct
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>>42335156
The Draco are earth's original inhabitants. They evolved from dinosaurs and live underground. Humans are primate/annunaki hybrids bred to mine gold
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>>42326872
After the post-2020 redpill overdose, I frankly feel like helping with extermination services in exchange for immunity; normies are worthless.
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>>42335198
Agreed.
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>>42326872
There will be no alien invasion because Fermi was right. The sooner you come to realize that you are alone in this cold dark and empty universe the better.
You should stop trusting the elites and thier paid shills, stop acting like a tribalistic retard and actually form closer bonds with people here on earth because that is all there is.



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