Since covid they have accelerated time by at least 50%.Try counting one Mississippi two Mississippi etc while looking at the clock if you don't believe it
>>42327205How and why are TPTB doing this?They definitely have advanced fallen technology. But I've never heard a good answer as to why
>>42327205Who the fuck still counts in Mississipis nowadays ...
>>42327213If you're not counting in Mississippis, you're part of the problem.
>>42327205Time is a comparison based on rates of change of tangible objects. To "speed up time" means some physical things have been slowed, or some physical things have been sped, while everything else has been left alone.Time is not a manipulatable thing itself. It is a ratio.
>>42327217Now you don´t want to be just a part of the problem ... :3
>>42327217Do they still allow that in schools considering that it was a slave state? It’s politically correct to count in Montanas now a days.
>>42327205>>42327213In Australia it's 1 wallaby 2 wallaby
>>42327213That's it. No has the time anymore.
>>42327252In Austria it´s Oans Kuhlimuhli Zwoa Kuhlimuhli ... XD
>>42327205you're right. the mississippis are fucked. what are the implications of time accelerating? how many two more weeks do we have left before reaching singularity? or was it a one-time + ~50% acceleration event?
>>42327205"Mississippi" never matched 1s, it was just something you made kids do when playing games so they don't rapid count thinking they're clever by gaming the system.
>>42327701take your schizo conspiracy theories back wherever you got them from, you fucking crackpot. we only discuss serious ideas here.
>>42327697Take your pulse right now and check how many heartbeats you count in a minute. I counted 60
>>42327221Are you stupid? I meant they made each clock in the world go faster. It's a trick
>>42327884Ahh, okay. So build your own? Watch the sun?
>>42327252This thread is anti intellectual as fuck, where’s the hard math
>>42327205It's call "the end times" for a reason chuds. We are in the end of days literally.
>>42327213People like you are why they're able to do literally anything they want. You're the one that reports their family to the 1984 government. You accept literally everything you're told.
>>42327221time can't be based on rate of change because rate and change require time
>>42327937in ur mum
>the missisippi standard has been compromised How over is it bros...
>>42327252>>42327213>>42327205You say "cases of beer" in Denmark. 1 kasse øl, 2 kasse øl..
>>42327213I want to fuck that women very hard for 2 minutes then cum into her ear
>>42327205Then why are you not prosecuting fraudci
>>42327888We spend most of our life indoors not looking at the sun. They can fool us easily
>>42328378It truly us despite you making a mockery out of it
>>42327205>50%theyre futzing with the dials week to week, but yeah that’s a decent estimate
>>42329139So when presented with ways to avoid this and make your own observations...Your answer is "I dont want to go outside."
>>42329159Using missisippis to count isn't very good evidence to convince people
>>42327252In New Zealand it's sheep counting. Mississippi is just the lax Huckleberry Finn era.
>>42328181This
>>42327205Did it ever fucking occur to you that counting in "Mississippi" might have varying speeds from person to person?
>>42330011>>42330330A good way to test, if anyone cares, is to find physical timepieces from as far in the past as you can, and see if they keep their purported time.Is an 18th century hourglass still an hour?How would you account for physical changes in the wood?What if you build something to the same specifications, and see if it measures the same amount of time?In the Bhagavatam Purana they talk about a physical way to measure what we call an hour of time, but it doesn't say exactly how to shape the pot, so it doesn't help too much.>Fifteen laghus make one nāḍikā, which is also called a daṇḍa. Two daṇḍas make one muhūrta, and six or seven daṇḍas make one fourth of a day or night, according to human calculation.>The measuring pot for one nāḍikā, or daṇḍa, can be prepared with a six-pala-weight [fourteen ounce] pot of copper, in which a hole is bored with a gold probe weighing four māṣa and measuring four fingers long. When the pot is placed on water, the time before the water overflows in the pot is called one daṇḍa.
>>42327207>no answer So /x/ just believes that they're manipulating time for no reason. Cool.
>>42327205yeah time keeps speeding up is it because we are moving further away from the core of the galaxy?
>>42330534i am over 50 and each second counts way faster than it used to back in the 80's
>>42327205It is real. I'm probably one of the most skeptically minded ppl on /x/ and even I can't deny it anymore.Seconds run faster than they used to and days feel short af, almost like in a videogame.
>>42330534Right... because old watches and hourglasses don't wear down over the years and keep time less less and less accurately.>>42330560>im old and time is moving fasterWhy do you boomer keep making this thread over and over again? Is this also a memory loss issue? You are making me very sad thinking ahead for my own twilight years in the future.
>>42330762>old watches and hourglasses don't wear down over the yearsThey do and don't, it depends on the quality. What amount of wear do you think affects an hourglass? I suppose the bottleneck could widen...But that is also why I said remake them according to old specifications as best we can.The point is to not be a lazy little bitch if you are actually interested.Figure out ways to observe, measure, and determine that aren't "I'm old and I don't count as fast - it must be the gubbmint."And to be clear. I'm not saying this is t happening. I'm trying to offer ways to figure out exactly what is happening.
>>42327213La Lion's feet on my crotch
>>42331182Nothing would pass your ridiculous standard of excellent timekeeping to use as a benchmark for "Mississippi". This phenomena of "time acceleration" is attributable to biological and psychological reason. But continue being a stubborn old fart yelling at clocks.
I am old enough to remember sitting through 45 minutes of class was incredibly exhausting, now it flies by fast but of course skeptics will say that you are just getting older. But since I work a deadend job and nothing changed for me for last 4 years 8 hours fly by now definietly faster then even 1 year ago.And when I talk with people, normies - they start to notice it too. It's not like each of them is glued to the smartphone screen and keep watching reels, it literally feels like our perspective on time deviates from actual time.Other example, I have a 3 hour drive to my girlfriend, same route, same car, same speed, yet now it flies fast in comparsion to 1-2 years ago.I wonder is it that's why young people look way younger then the previous generations? You can blame lack of sun exposure, diet, cigarette smoke, lower testosterone - all valid reasons but what if this is another one?Is mandela effect related to this?Pic related Onyx now called Onix
>>42327205Here's my (question for the moment,) why does the demiurge, and why do his agents, suddenly accelerate time WHILE they implement AI/robotics to create mass unemployment? To what end does this sort of collapse benefit the chronites?People everywhere know something feels off, that time is accelerating, but there are other details being ignored and I believe the true answer can only be found with more holistic inquiries. Chronos's power crucially dependent on confusion/ignorant, and we're letting time slip by without bringing all the right questions together to figure out what he and the archons are trying to do.
>>42331626And keep in mind that the NPCs are completely unaware of this time distortion taking place, they live in the moment, they only perceive a slice. This has me questioning the true purpose beind our 2020 lockdowns, the Floyd, Coronavirus epoch. It can't just be a pandemic/quarantine reasons, why else would they censor or demonetize all discussion around it? We're here 6 years later, most people will have forgotten about it, because instantaneous perception treats anything from the past as a disposable moment if there aren't celebrities or politicians imprinting a regressive goal.
>>42331233>Nothing would pass your ridiculous standardThe standard of "try to make an hourglass" is ridiculous to you? Perhaps, but I would consider this to be because of your incompetence.>a benchmark for "MississippiI don't care about your colloquial and impossible to standardize word tempo. I'm talking about usable, transferrable, communicable ways to measure this.>is attributable to biological and psychological reason.You have absolutely nothing to support this claim, and you have actively dissuaded the thread from even trying to figure it out.You are not a slave master. I don't have to simply accept what you say.
I used to feel tortured as a kid by the ticking of clocks. I could feel every single second ticking by. School felt like hell because it was so boring and my little internal sense of timekeeping was so great that i couldn't almost ever stop keeping track. These days i try to stay completely absorbed in something interesting to me be it video games or books or movie or philosophical things, in order to stave off that feeling, often times i drink vodka as well, but as a result time has slipped away from me. In what seems like the blink of an eye, it is 15 years later. In my mind i am still barely 20 but in reality i am nearing 35. It's strange how this works. My funds from my artistic adventures as a young adult are running dry no matter how frugal i am i will have to reenter the workforce. I will have to return to the hell of feeling every second pass. Perhaps this time i can gaslight myself into thinking of it positively. If i feel every second then won't i technically live longer? Will time slow down as it were, and let me catch up to my body's age? Hmm. I guess one might say, "time will tell.".
>>42327828Based
>>42327205This is a fully documented and well understood phenomena. Replicated reliability in peer reviewed studies by Milton Erickson. More data being processed increases the perceived speed of time. "Time flies when your having fun!" Wrong. Time flies when your absorbing more data than normal. What's odd is your subjective experience of time in the moment feels faster but your remembered time perception feels longer. The MK Ultra program that has screens pumping 100,000x more data into our lives is the cause of the "accelerated time". If you want to slow it just stop putting in so much data. You can slow it to make minutes feel like hours by bringing your attention solely onto your attention. — The Wizard
>>42327205Everything has accelerated relative to each other so you can't detect the increase using physics, you only notice the increase because you are a spiritual being that exists outside of time, machines won't notice
>>42327205Stop huffing hairspray, I can pronounce it faster than the stopwatch on my phone. Unless the time dilation is regional. UK here
>>42332121This works for size too, since I was a kid I knew the egg chose the sperma dn that big bang theory which is accidental correct, means that all particles are moving away from eachother, so you’re a giant now compared to when you were brown, but so is everything else.
>>42327205Perceived hourly Time was actually really sped up a few months back, now it’s slowed in that regard, but day to day time is accelerated.
>>42327252Oh, crikey.
>>42331568Time has sped up and people are dying younger in reality
>>42332414I wonder if somehow turbo cancers are not only connected to vaccine but also to this effect
I'm sure you've all notice how you can see the moon in daylight hours most days now too, like the world is rushing through the day. It was never something you saw growing up.
>>42332425could be, I hope not. I am unvaccinated and hope that will keep me healthy for longer
>>42332486It was rare for sure. Now the moon is just there visible all day.
>>42332580Prove it.Take a picture showing the moon every ten minutes for an entire week.
>>42332646Are you a retarded faggot? (Yes)
>>42332646No I'm good
>>42332654>>42332657Claim rejected. Retard confirmed.
>>42332486>>42332580The eastern coast of the United States holds a unique position of seeing the moon during daylight hours and is attributed to an alignment known as the "Atlantic Lunar Reflection."The eastern coast of the United States is situated at a longitude where the Earth's curvature and the Atlantic Ocean's reflective properties combine to create a special optical effect. This effect, known as the "Lunar Daylight Mirage," occurs because the ocean acts like a giant mirror, amplifying the moon's light and projecting it into the daytime sky.As the moon rises over the Atlantic Ocean, its light is captured by the water's surface. The unique angle of the eastern coastline, combined with the curvature of the Earth, causes the moonlight to bend and scatter in such a way that it becomes visible even during the day. This phenomenon is most prominent during the first and last quarters of the moon, when its position relative to the sun and Earth creates the perfect conditions for the Lunar Daylight Mirage
>>42332665I don't live on the east coast you gigantic retard. Take your kikebabble elsewhere.
Woe to you, o' Earth and SeaFor the Devil sends the beast with wrathBecause he knows the time is short>if the time is shorter than usual, doesn't this imply accelerated time?
>>42332663A very Jewish response
>>42331568I imagine the mass of 5G towers that were put up during COVID are now affecting our perception of time, everyones getting hammered by EMF right now
>>42332689>just believe me or you're a jewRetard.
>>42332725Maybe try not acting and sounding like one if you don't want it be called out as one.
>>42332783Heal thyself. you've been making this claim for a while and every time someone asks for the simplest of proofs like taking a pic of the moon each day you bug out like a bitch.How about this - what time zone are you in? we can get other anons with balls to go out and see if they can take a pic of the moon a few times a day.
>>42332807Very Jewish, thanks for proving our point.
>>42332848>Claim rejected. Retard confirmed.
