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Where did the "Alien anal probe" thing come from anyways. Who made that connection. Poor Cartman
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>>42330543
Aliens, of course, when they started probing people up the ass.
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from whitley strieber's dumb book
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>>42330543
>he doesn’t remember whitley streiber crying on art bell “the aliens raped me”
I swear you zoomers. I remember being a kid and callers would call art bell and troll Whitley about being butt plugged by greys
https://youtube.com/shorts/3SABfWjnPsM
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>>42330543
https://www.davidmichaeljacobs.com/
A lot of real-life alien abduction stories feature medical experiments and weird sexual elements, often rape. So >>42330547 is actually right though based on their wording I think they intended to be sarcastic.
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>>42330923
I worded it to sound sarcastic, but I was dead serious.
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>>42330543
Hemorrhoidosis opens subliminal communications between people. The pull on the tailbone of the human (from a monkey, still evolving) could be triggered from someone communicating to the person from a distance, even in space in the afterlife.
This is what a super dose of LSD did to me. Breakthrough in communications with a part of the body reflecting people with distance. Now that I know, it grew out.
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>>42330923
It’s definitely not something someone would make up.
>hey I met grey aliens from zeta reticuli and they raped me
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The Root Chakra (or Muladhara) is the first energy center in the body. Something about the root chakra they want to plug into
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>>42330923
"Greys" may just be people dressed up in suits to give the victim a "story" to believe when what's actually happening is ritual sexual abuse.
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>>42332490
It's also difficult for people under trauma to remember specifics such as scale or details in their environment
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABOP8ZJsyIk

Strieber is such an odd guy. he must just be super autistic or something. seems like maybe mind control shit when he starts talking about his childhood.
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>>42332490
>>42332503
>retard logic
Being abducted and experimented on isn’t even traumatic for some people. For others it is but claiming they’re imagining small grey aliens butt probing them when it’s actually people in costumes is the craziest conspiracy on what “aliens” might be.



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