>ctrl + f "cryptid">no resultsthis board is fucking deadpost your best cryptid evidence
>>42336679All the phony larping is what has killed this board, and you continue to contribute more garbage while complaining
>>42336685>garbagelook it up, that video predates AI
>>42336693Never said it was AIThe footage is reversed.
>>42336710>reverse the video>dinosaurs run backwards??Eglin aren't sending their best
>>42336679This is a reversed video of some kind of lemur or something by the way.
... seriously !? I didn't even correct any spelling in my google search for "long snout long tail mammal beach area" First hit was the pic : After you already are aware of a "cryptid" your brain can fill in details... OP liked JP the lost world I guess ... Thats why I can't trust some of the recent moth man accounts.
>>42336679https://cryptidz.fandom.com/wiki/J%27ba_FoFiI really like this one because i find it extremely believable. The people who live near it know exactly what the eggs look like, the adults, how they hunt, where they might be, and general knowledge on avoiding them. Locals also say that they’re nearly extinct-level rare after much deforestation but they’re still cautious under certain conditions. Getting killed by a massive ambush-hunter spider is a horrifying way to die.>they mostly web up along the ground with thick webs to trip up large prey like deer or whatever>then they jump out of a hole at the base of a tree to bite and drag in like a trapdoor spiderEverything the locals have to say about the things also line up with general spider behavior and biology. The only thing missing is a western person getting a picture. (And while that hasn’t happened, there have been sightings by westerners who didn’t know anbout their existence beforehand, only to be horrified when the locals tell them it was real.) And, they might be extinct if they were even here at all. Reduced (maybe) to an oral history in a part of the world most people don’t care about.>no pic rel because I’m not sadistic
>>42336679Hi!
>>42339473This is really interesting because, as you said, they're mostly describing known spider behavior and if it weren't for the thing's size no one would blink at it.
>>42340578Yeah it’s not like the rural Congolese say they spit fire or shit lighting or spin webs made of the finest Akashic symbolism. Seems like they just tell people not to fuck with them and that it’s actually serious the same way Floridians warn visitors about gators>those are not a meme. Do not fuck with them.I’ll see if I can track down some other semi believable ones from an ecological perspective. These are good threads.
>>42339473Imagine how horrifying it would be to be killed by one of those things. You'd just want God to reach down and snatch your spirit out of your body.
>>42336685seething divination nobody succubus semen retention faggot detected
>>42339611whats the point of reversing the dinos. i know they don't usually walk backwards like that
>>42339259What's more likely: an entire herd of these weasel things all decide to walk backwards in perfect synchronization for no reason, or dinos? >Spoiler: It's dinos.
