You're in a hospital bed dying. Pulse is low. Everything feels heavy and cold and far away now. The machine is breathing for you so you're just... there, in this weird suspended state waiting for the nurse or someone nearby to talk to you and ask, "how you doin?" every once in awhile. These are your final moments. It doesn't matter about the past anymore, what led up to this. Just, this is it.And then it hits like a sledgehammer to the chest. The attack slams into you, and the constrictions begin. You're choking on the tube, convulsing, the alarms go off. Your muscles rip apart in agony and the tears form in your eyes from pain not even sadness, it's happening so fast. One moment of relief then, WHAM, the second sledgehammer hits even harder and sound just goes away along with sight and... everything else. That's it.You're dead.But, you're still... somehow, you still exist?Data stream resetting. Wait, what? Just now, what was that feeling...Why have I felt this before? Where even? What is--And the helmet comes off, the room's lights are so bright at first and the shock of seeing people in white uniforms standing around you smiling. One holding a... survey?Wait, it was just a dream then...You have this new life in this futuristic sci-fi paradise with apparently a fucking shitload of disposable resources in your name and pretty much infinite free time and no responsibilities.This is basically heaven.But eventually, you will run out of those resources. In the meantime, which is ETERNITY compared to your lifespan before, you can live like a god, spending this... "loosh" stuff, like money or whatever. It comes from these little bee hives, you've seen them once. They're SUPER protected and well cared for. Heaven couldn't exist without them after all. They power all the tech up here, make everything work, even make us immortal.
>>42349634>One holding a... survey?Oooh hohoho gimme that.Also call your manager right. fucking. now.
>>42349634>but anon, what happens when they run out of the loosh stuff?Glad you asked! It's actually a mystery you see! It's the ONLY mystery in heaven. They have every single thing else figured out, all knowledge of everything, except that one thing! And nobody knows! Not even me!I mean, there are THEORIES, but nobody really KNOWS, you see. The problem is that everyone is effectively immortal and since time doesn't objectively pass in heaven, the problem just remains unsolved forever until you decide out of sheer curiosity or boredom to go find out. Anyone can do it whenever they want to, the knowledge is RIGHT THERE, but here's the catch.Everyone who has ever gone and found out, never returns to tell anyone, ever. It's never happened. Like, somehow in ETERNITY, nobody has EVER returned here to tell us what happens when you go into the place where nobody comes back from, so we know why lol. It's ironic right?Eventually I'll probably go, because you get BORED eventually. Like, you do EVERYTHING THERE IS TO DO eventually. So then you're like, fuck it YOLO I guess, right? Or you get impatient and do it even sooner, whatever. The point is, eventually you go.The biggest theory is that somehow you get turned into a bee or born as a bee in one of the hives, but like, that's some crackpot theory if you ask me. There's no other knowledge in heaven that suggests that makes any sense at all. All the heavenly laws of heaven make it objectively clear there is like, no way that could be the truth. And remember what I said, like, we have ETERNITY to solve ALL KNOWLEDGE up here, so when I say there is NOTHING TO SUGGEST that going into the place nobody comes back from turns you into a fucking BEE somehow, trust me, that's just really retarded schizo crap they argue about on this one stupid crackpot website they should just shut down already.But like, you're not noe of those idiots, are you? lmao
>>42349683So, "no one ever returns" but somehow your character did?
>>42349634>I’m going to use CAPITALS to emphasise my ASININE opinions.
>>42349710Reading comprehension? He doesn't think he came from a bee or goes into one, so no. That's the point of the whole story. Good job idiot.Now argue with me you fucking moron.
>>42349728But he did fucking return, whether he remembers or not. And others there must remember him as well since everyone is immortal (otherwise someone new appearing out of fucking nowhere would be another unsolvable mystery, which for some reason didn't get mentioned).Meanwhile the other guy claims that whoever goes to the hives doesn't return. That's a clear contradiction, learn to write better dumbass.
>>42349760Nobody "appears out of nowhere" you're just a fucking idiot. I said he takes the headset off and has a whole life, he remembers it the moment he "wakes up" and the dream ends. To him it's just a simulation and he remembers the larger context of himself as an immortal entitiy without a beginning or an end, except for this missing piece of information that neither him nor anything else in heaven knows anything about.There, is it fucking clear now you goddamn retarded nigger? Don't fucking reply to me even if it isn't anymore, I have no patience to explain it any further if you still have a fucking stick up your ass about it and cannot just shut the fuck up and appreciate I took the time to write anything at all for you, you ungrateful fucking child.
I'm going for a walk, argue with my ghost.If you didn't enjoy the story I don't fucking care, kill yourself. I'm not even here anymore, jannies flag it if you want I don't give a shit. I'm out. I built my castle. I did my work. Ya'll are fucking swine. Waste of pearls. Fucking brain dead tar black gorilla ass niggers the lot of you.Spit.
>>42349773So why do the others disappear then?Why don't they just "take the headset off" eventually?Does everyone else forget that those beings had disappeared when the simulation ends for said beings?>appreciate I took the time to write anything at all for you, you ungrateful fucking childWhy would I appreciate some retarded stoner slop? You actually think you wrote something "wise" there? Get real you dumb fuck. Can't even write a silly story without major contradictions.>*pffff* duuuude what if like *pfffff* what if like we in a simulation n sheeeit *pfffff* like we akshually immortals or sumfn>>42349793Seethe more, fag.
>>42349793I'm assuming you're the OP. I liked your thread and have had similar thoughts myself. As above so below and all that.
