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i did make this thread a couple of hours ago and didn't have a lot of attention, i am a lyran, a feline-like creatures from outer dimension. i have been living on earth for a good while now (four years) and i am open to anwser any question that you want to ask
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>>42353452
Who controls the weather?
How many secret factions are there?
Whats your end game?
Theres plenty more where that came from
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Prove it.
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>>42353452
Describe what your head looks like, please, and list your sensory organs utilizing human language to describe the organs as best as you can
I've seen your species before, so you can't fool me
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>>42353452
how do you do fellow kitty kat
mrowr :3
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>>42353452 (OP)
>who controls the weather?

no one, but there is long-develop plan to weaponize the weather by the unite states of america that has been at least up since the 60s. dont ask me how i know that

>how many secret factions are there?

you need to specify more on that

>whats your end game?

to find a partner since my race is dying, it seems that we live shorter and we become sick all too easily, is hard to pintpoint a single cause but our race has been physically weak for many generations now. we used to live for hundred of years but now we barely reach 60 years of lifespawn

>theres plenty more where that came from

yes, though they are dying on an alarming way. my people, my race (wich i do feel very proud to belong to) has sharpened in life and i am profoundly sad for its decay. we use to feel each other in a very intense and warmthly way
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>>42353452
How do i get into contact with other aliens?
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>>42353452
Alright. I'll play ball. I'm bored.

>How do you pose as human and conceal your identity?

>How did you learn English? Did you struggle? Do you have an accent people can't quite identity?
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>>42353452
will we be saved from the veil of reality soon
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>>42353487
we dont really look like literal cats, we are much more similar to the na'vi as popular example, big sharp eyes, flat elongated nose, high reddish checkbones. we do have marks though our faces and bodies, though they are not much distinct to our main body skin colour. our skin colour is sand-like to tan-brown. pic related is the closest i could find to how we look. i cannot show you a picture of myself because that would violated the disclose of nativity, that allows me to live here among humans. again, pic related is pretty accurate
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>>42353487
>>42353549
sorry i forgot to anwser about the sensory organs, well our nose is more cat-like and we have like pointy humans ears, all our sense are straightened to the higher sensibility, wich means that we feel things very closely and in intimacy. is really hard to explain but we do have a strong way to relate to our enviroment though our senses than what humans have
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>>42353565
Enjoy your larp thread. You're not really one of them.
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>>42353565
>>42353549
pic related are actually very similar to how my siblings look, so i think you get the idea. i think i want to put emphasis on this because i dont want people to think us as literal cat-people. i dont have the ears or the fur of a cat lmao, maybe the most cat-like thing we have is our tail
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>>42353571
You are larping. I know what "your" kind looks like, but it's obvious that you don't.
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>>42353541
>how do you pose as human and conceal your identity?
i am not sure if i can disclose that but is true that i live most of my life under a human "cape" in the sense that, i was given something that makes me appear human

>how did you learn english? Did you struggle? Do you have an accent people can't quite identity?

actually no, english is not only a very easy lenguage but very similar to mine. it makes me wonder if there are any relation, but yes i do have a strange accent. thats something that it really never go away. i still do a lot of gramatical errors as you can see
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>>42353568
>>42353581
listen, why dont you give me a description of the lyrans if you think is am lying? its alright if you dont believe me, but i made this thread for anyone want to ask me about it, i am not looking for a discussion
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>>42353539
do you work in the pentagon?
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>>42353605
No, i just know that theres people that work with them
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>>42353598
Enjoy your larp thread.
I occasionally check these "I'm a ___" threads to see if real or not, especially when I know the race that you're larping as.
It's a fetish thread. Nothing more.
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>>42353523
>who controls the weather?
>no one,
Thanks thats all i need to know you larp
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>>42353622
if you meant full control, there is no one that has mastered. but i could be wrong. is not really my aerea
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>>42353621
okay. god bless your soul
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>>42353621
OP sounds more like a delusional trumblarian
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>>42353620
the reason why i was able to even live in earth on the first place was because the pentagon was able to travel to my homeworld, basically they were in a program of alien interbreeding of some sorts and they told us that they would aid us to procreate if that helped the program of alien hybridization

i think there are many conspiracy theories that are spot on but a lot of them really miss the point by expeculating about this subject more than what they should
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>>42353662
Did you have to share alien tech with them?
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please shut the fuck up
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>>42353452

What are

>>godminds

Or

>>arch-magi

Fren =3
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>>42353523
Why come to earth to find a partner?

Are you taking applications for the partner position?
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>>42353452 (OP)
What breed of cat do you resemble? And what do you think about furries secretly being the true elite of the world?
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>>42353452
Why do I hate Lyrans?
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>>42353452
Was I once lyran?
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>>42353452
Do you detox the people you abduct before you eat them?
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>>42354941
It's because they are dragging yet another race through the mud to try to manipulate the masses.
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>>42353690
its increible but no, they didn't ask anything in return, nothing. i found it extremely weird but i think is because finding aliens to mix with humans is already enough, in any case, my people would we considered very primitive in human eyes and we dont have anything worthwhile to share or give
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>>42354300
my race is dying and i need to reproduce
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>>42354378
we dont look like literal cats but something more alike to puc related
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>>42355274
maybe, what makes you believe that?
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>>42353452
Do you think Earth's cats and Lyrans are related?
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>>42356068
I feel I don't belong here
Sometimes I have visions of another world
Lyrans, when I try to imagine them, seem so real to me
It's bizarre
Hard to put into words
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>AMA
how big's yer dick
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>>42356256
no, i understeand, maybe you should try to comune with them
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>>42356112
maybe, we are very much alike, we even have the same texture
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my pleadian friends and sophia tell me you are larping
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The incognito angel larps are better than this garbage.
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I don't believe the Lyrans are dying out. Maybe living shorter lives, but humans also used to have longer lives long ago.
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Why is this board full of larpers?
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what is a larper? iam not english.

To OP:
HOW DID YOU COME TO EARTH? IS IT POSSIBLE THAT YOUR RACE MANAGES TO COME TO EARTH FROM WHO KNOWS WHERE AND CANNOT REPRODUCE ITSELF GENETICALLY? WE HUMANS ARE CAPABLE OF DOING IT.
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>>42353452
So is there any way to apply for Asylum? I’m being actively targeted because I’m a political dissident from the Lyra-Orion wars and I could use some help. I’m a starseed that came down here to help and just got fucked up and put in the evil space programs here. I’m one of the few humans that was trying to get on Lyranet down here. Told I’m on it, but that might help your friends identify me.
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>>42353523
We can already do geo engineering.
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>>42353452
are u a boy?
or girl?
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>>42359748
U ask gender u go to mental hospital
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>>42353452
Why are lyrans less common than reptilians, greys and pleiadians here? What is the lyran mission and what they value?
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>>42359762
my bad i forgot it is 2026
>commits sudoku
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>>42353621
AuDHD are easily fooled by thinking their neurodivergence is a sign of a special origin, it just means a higher need of therapy. No point being a starshit if one can't function here properly.
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>>42353452
If you are real, please, heal my dying cat.



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