Now that this situation has concluded, what do you guys think happens now? Will Roy Jay eat us? Or just chill in hyper nuspace?For those who don’t know, in 2025 an Anon posted a thread in which he referred to Roy Jay, an at the time, barely existing and obscure comedian, a British–Norwegian comedian from the 1980s, famous for his catchphrases “slither hither!” And “spook!” /x/ users quickly realized his online history was randomly appearing on the internet very quickly, as if it was always there, (Wikipedia entries that did not exist that previous day, but when checked, showed themselves to have existed for years etc)All of this was happening simultaneously with the 3I/ATLAS happenings, which I will not go into detail on here. An astral projection anon carried out an operation and determined 3I/ATLAS was being piloted by Roy Jay, who was revealed to be a reverse entropic anti-causal memetic entity disguised as Roy Jay.In reality, Roy Jay did not exist prior to late 2025, and was using a mix of psyonic retroactive memetic manipulation and AI to break himself into reality throughUltimately, Roy Jay was successful. /x/ failed to stop his materialization, and he now exists in the past. Thankfully he does not seem to have any intentions beyond taking up nuspace for the sake of his own continued existence in material reality.
Itt mandella effect again
>>42363228>ROY JAYBest thing that happened on /x/ recently
>>42364272Just because it's different. Everything else is just rehashed topics that are posted daily for years.
He couldn't stand "weird people" yet opened every show with "Hey weirdos", almost as if he knew
>>42364330>you'll all be doing it tomorrowWeird..https://youtu.be/Q8LBJJVnyB4?si=i_MMA6Nw0_0nRtR-https://youtu.be/4yqwl3qScwo?si=NKsdpKtTl2IlPr3s
Met this weeeird chick, woow, she was weirddddd woooooow, unrelaxeeeed wooooow, she was so weird she asked me to bend over a stool in the corner, then put grecian 2000 on her finger and fingerblasted my asshole: she was having a dunk. Spook! I said hey baby slither, she slithered! I said, why don't you give me a blowjob? She said, I don't know how, so I sucked my own cock and said, you'll be doing it tomorrrow! Wow, weird! Then I asked her to give me a cleaveland steamer, she took a dunk on me chest. I took a whiff, wooow, I know that smell, Mr. Kipling's Apple Crumble, exceedingly good. I left her house, went to the convenience store, saw an Indian going into a bathroom. I said hey, are you going to take a piss, a poo? He said no, I'm going to clean the toilets, but how did you know my name? I can't stand Indian people! Left the store with a bottle of Schweppes, saw a weirdo from Wigan, he was passed out on the ground. I woke him up. When he opened his weird Wigan eyes, he saw my cock in front of his face! Wow, weird! Unrelaxed! You'll all be doing it tomorrow!
>>42364953>live slithered inuhhh what the fuck does that mean? why would he have a shirt that says that? is he once again implying that we'll all be doing it tomorrow?>holding three fingers uppretty uh, weird, rabbit ears. chat, what is the esoteric significance here?
>>42363228> 3I/ATLAS was being piloted by Roy Jayholy fucking kek XDassuming this as a fact, he’s either the greatest /x/ meme or the actual antichrist. maybe both
>>42363228He was trying to warn us about the Rabbit-tilians but the Jesuits hid that shit!
>>42365070sincerity >>42365521irony
>>42363228Jesus Christ not another one
>>42364953The stars and the comet on his shirt as well. This thing literally just slithered into our local spacetime and took up residence. What does it want?
>>42365710pretending to be half-ass falsely aware of ‘it’ then posting in favor of said horseshit is quite the tarnish on your name, idiot.
>>42365726>word salad>a tarnish on the good name of anonymousweird!
>>42364983I've slithered in, maybe?
>>42364953>Another Roy I somehow haven't seenWut, how are people finding more
How the mighty have fallen.
>>42364272i'm still laughing to be honesta dead english playground meme from the 80s gets a million views on youtube
Bump! Spook!
