/x/ - I will go to the Elysium fields when I die. Praise - Paranormal

Anonymous

05/08/26(Fri)17:57:44 No.42363715

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Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)17:57:44 No.42363715 Archived

I will go to the Elysium fields when I die. Praise Jupiter!

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)18:14:07 No.42363811

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)18:14:07 No.42363811

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If you hope for that, better live a righteous life in service to the Gods and a force of good on this earth.

Or die a hero.

Or be closely related to the Gods.

Otherwise like 90% of people, ya gotta just chill in the fields of Asphodel. After any limited punishment or cleansing in the city of Dis.

A commission from a God should help you.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)18:52:14 No.42364006

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)18:52:14 No.42364006

>>42363715
i am already and saturn reigns here not jupiter.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)20:30:49 No.42364462

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)20:30:49 No.42364462

>>42363715
You will be tormented by the Grays in their spiritual plane for eternity. You are a loosh crop. Your pain is a resource they require.

Anonymous
05/08/26(Fri)23:30:35 No.42365258

Anonymous 05/08/26(Fri)23:30:35 No.42365258

>>42363715
what is that hyrule!?

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)02:08:15 No.42365810

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)02:08:15 No.42365810

>>42364006
where does jupiter reign then?

Anonymous
05/09/26(Sat)03:53:32 No.42366035

Anonymous 05/09/26(Sat)03:53:32 No.42366035

>>42363715
Just a reminder that it's impossible to die. Death is a cope. As soon as you die, you start another pathetic reincarnation in the samsara.