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Which are the chillest ayys? Any stories about ayys being chill? Some anon or video I watched once talked about the mantis dudes attempting jokes to calm him down
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>>42369857
I've heard good things about these ones.
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>>42369857
stoner gray ayylmaos for sure. makes you wonder that the genetic meatbag factory which makes them opted to leave the THC receptors in their brain and not just snip them out of the genetic code. especially odd since the digestive system of most ayys is a close system, meaning no poop of piss, just the weird sweat ammonia slime stuff they have to wash off from secreting on their skin.

I suspect it has something to do with providing the gray ayy a possibility to break free from their biocomputer genetic programming and express some degree of free will. stories of ayys starving to death on purpose due to crashes and whatnot as a security measure to prevent their spaceship crews from being captured and interrograted makes sense, but if a stoner ayylmao has their free will expressed a bit and the ability to get food, that makes them more survivable compared to the other members of their crew.

I suspect the gray ayylmaos managed to escape their shitty lives of being born genetically meatbag slaves to do whatever their owners on the cosmos tell them to do. their music is pretty rad.
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>>42370007
>their music is pretty rad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGrvXqC7JaA
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>>42370007
dam i always thought grey ayys were assholes that held disdain for us didn't know they can be chill like that
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>>42369941
yea nah not lookin for alien ramranch
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>>42370053
>grey ayys were assholes
most of the time, yeah. more or less everyone out there agrees that they are some sort of genetically engineered meatbag biorobot with the ability for someone to remote control their bodies, see through their eyes, read the data in their brains, all the stuff you would expect from an electric robot, instead you get that with a gray ayylmao meatbag robot.

they still need water and such, but their stomachs have only enough food for their programmed lifespan, same story with their body fat. again, I can't figure out why the fuck the genetic programmers would leave in the thc receptors if they didn't need them. maybe there is something inside the mind of every gray ayylmao wanting to get out, be free, get stoned, eat good food, get fat, store thc in that fat, and hang out with music and stuff.

sounds to me like they managed to escape their version of the matrix. they live for a while, get stoned, give a big fuck you to the other ayylmaos telling them to get back to being a slave, and overall telling the system to go fuck itself.
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>>42370101
dam now i wanna hang with these lil niggas imagine them being blasted enough to give me the steering wheel of the ship
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>>42370116
slow down there killer. most of the gray ayys are just obedient meatbags following the orders of some fuckin control system far away. if their orders are to slice your body to ribbons with you still alive the entire time, and then dump your mangled carcass on the lawn of some air force general, they fuckin will.

if you get abducted, no matter what, challenge them to a smoke out. it is your best chance of survival.
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>>42370116
you gotta be super careful. they are invading trailer parks now, not just suburb parks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4i6zDkrx1s
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>>42370068
Too bad cowboy, we were ready to take you for a ride.
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>>42369857
Alpha draconians are cool. They have great taste in music.
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>>42370133
I'd go david grutchins mode on the blunt and start popping off on space facts, fr lol.
they all fucking know about zeta reticulus shit well so do I. aliens never had purple hydro from earth, I'll be sat there schooling them about their home planet lmfao and leave while they're couch locked
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>>42369857
Lyrans are chill.
As for "Greys" that's an umbrella term for many races.
I'd personally avoid pure Zeta Reticulli, but Yahyel (hybrids) as well as Sassani are extremely chill.
Sirians are diverse but typically extremely chill, same with Pleiadians.
Arcturians are very intelligent and also neutral, and very chill.

Tbh the vast majority of space-faring beings are chill, only with some like Dracos making extreme demands on your consciousness, your bravery, smarts, honor, etc otherwise they will not waste their time with you. Same with some Annunaki.

Mostly the super non-chill ones cannot achieve space travel and are trapped on their own planets until they evolve (like us right now, lol)



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