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We've actually already been invaded and taken over by aliens, they've just put us all in a collective dream while they experiment with our real bodies.
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>>42370565
Ancient aliens was right and people have been worshipping aliens this whole time. "Aliens" are also spiritual and concerned with good vs evil so it's a double whammy.
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>>42370565
Holy shit, /x/, an alien is just some dude from outside Earth.
What in Hell do you expect?
Catgirls like /pol/?
As far as I know, some employees are wanted, so when they arrive, they'll offer the chance to go on a learning adventure to then on proceed on a working adventure... *
Idk, I'm just a Hunter (I hunt paranormals).

*As per my alleged downloads...
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>>42370565
The aliens with the highest tech and biggest interstellar empires are sea dwelling.
Life evolved in water first on Earth and our configuration of dry continents + oceans is rare compared to super earths/sub neptunes with entirely ocean surfaces. (Most common planets are rocky but the set with water trends towards water worlds).

Crablike species are the most common intelligent life form because of carcinization.

Space crabs own all the real estate you heard it here first.
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White caucasians that has green eyes and red hair descended from Alienoids.

The huge amount of named African civilizations south of Egypt is Jewish invention, all Africans living south of Egypt are descendents from worker class in Egypt.

There is a warp teleportal on Earth that people have lost access to before 1901

British monarchs actually has lizard people in it.

Communism is the best psyop fabricated by the Jews to prevent actual Humans from erasing them off the Earth for good.


There are more Poles in Argentina than in Poland.

Budapest has aliens in it, giving away tech secrets to random people that announced that they will work in USA.
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>>42370565
>spams psyop propaganda from FL

Wow how’d you guess!!! Next you’re going to tell me the aliens are actually us from the future and that we’re all in a simulation.
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At this point? I would say the overwhelming evidence points to no visitation whatsoever from any forms of parallel intelligent life of any nature. Any reports have been mistakes, hearsay, or outright fabrications. Most importantly, mainstream science is correct, which is what you would expect given the odds of some clandestine code of science across all astronomy, cosmology, biology, and physics professionals. Anything we've been told thus far by our government officials has been nothing more than business as usual deception and distraction, part and parcel with politicians since time immemorial.

It could be out there, but we have no indications whatsoever. Its the least fun answer but pound for pound its the champion; Ghost stories met the space age and decades later we may finally be ready to put it to bed.
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something something archons, loosh farn, matrix

is my guess
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>>42371184
farm* oops
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pretty sure they kinda look like imperfect cell from dbz but without the tail
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There is no meaningful disclosure. If there was important information it would be common knowledge. For all intents and purposes the fact that the political class rape children is simply trivia.
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They’re demons, at least the bad ones.
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>>42370565
the aliens are here to tell us that god doesn't actually condemn homosexual
behavior
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA&ra=m
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>>42371238
Yes they’re demons and also angels and also elohim “gods”
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>>42371332
I’m glad you’re so excited but no one except gay people care
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They have been saving the planet by making trannies think they are in control. They knew it would push people further to the right until finally they wou overthrow the tranny menace and fuck off back whence they came.
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basically they're actually time travelers, and all the ancient civilizations with some god like ruler were basically primitive people worshipping a time traveler who broke the law and went back too far.

they make time machines supposedly 40k years from now and time travelers usually go to cool time periods which apparently take place hundreds and thousands of years from now.

our time period is basically the midwest of time periods, there's way cooler shit to come within the next 40k years so all time travelers go there and time travel is actually a known thing in those times, but occasionally a time traveler will travel too far back with malicious intent or accidentally. like some dude probably had a malfunctioning time machine and wound up in prehistoric times and got stuck there and the only proof of his being there was a bunch of cave paintings. we think cave paintings are from primitive humans and shit, but it's just some time traveler graffiti.
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>>42372428
Yeah, as a kid I was always told by teachers and other authorities that time travel is impossible because otherwise we would have time travelers visiting us all the time.

And now we have thousands of years worth of records of unexplainable shit flying around our skies.
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>>42370565
Shitty ones been running the planets' elites since prehistoric times and responsible for the entire Epstein mass.
Good ones are forcing disclosure and about to pull up enmass very soon.
Also humans are about to go super saiyan, literally.
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>>42372441
we think we live in exciting times, but we're really at one of the most boring time periods and probably dangerous too.
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>>42370565

Lol, literally this except the experiments part. Even got a tentacle monster pic, mein cluck.
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The truth: ayys are fake and gay. Their only purpose is fooling the gullible goyim. Mark my prophetic words.
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>>42370565
They're time travelling future humans, and likely the inspiration for the major world religions.
They're humanoid, adapted to our atmosphere/gravity, can communicate with us, and most compellingly: they're interested in us. We've not been broadcasting to the universe enough to attract attention from anyone.

I'm most interested in the implications for the laws of the universe: is time travel possible or is this a different timeline? What else do we have wrong about physics? Can we unlock cheap abundant energy?
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Ayys dont exist
Humans invented them
If there is life on other planets in this galaxy, its nothing but microorganisms and perhaps plants and animals
Intelligent tool users evolve once every galaxy at most due to the myriad of conditions necessary
To also be able to escape a gravity well and reach other star systems requires even more improbable conditions
FTL is impossible due to causality and thus ayys cannot visit
At best, ships that can travel 10-20% c are possible, which means crossing the galaxy takes a million years
Any faster and the ship is torn apart by the interstellar dust and plasma
That solves fermi paradox

>but warp drives

Require unobtanium, and again, any FTL propulsion violates causality and can be ruled out by math
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>>42372568
If there are what you call ayys:
Humans made them in a lab from robots and genetech and hollywood makeup
Dont be fooled by mad scientists and grifters
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>>42372572
This is why there is not a shred of actual evidence for ayys that cant be explained using human technology

The govs claimed the sr-71 was an ayylien ufo, its all a cover story for gov research projects

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GloFish

You can buy fish at pet stores in america hybridized w jellyfish dna, consider what else can be done.
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>>42370565
According to Project Aquarius they used a chickenpox to knowingly make hybrids and monitored them through the GATE Program as a big galactic federation child support scheme by reptilians to bargain for their own sovereignty. NHIs should've picked up the hybrids like 20 years ago, but never did.
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>>42370736
What does that mean for cancer signs
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>>42372457
Oh fuck off you brown gooner

Don't yiu got a shitty youtube channel to tend to migga faggot?
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>>42370736
>Underwater species.
>no fire = no metallurgy = no technology
>impossible to develop space flight or even computers
>muh most advanced
Retard maxxing mermen
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>>42370565
Aliens have likely visited Earth using unmanned AI probes to study life, plate tectonics, and ocean ecosystems. They appear near the ocean because it contains most of Earth’s unique life, and tectonic activity may be crucial to the development of complex biology something even advanced civilizations could struggle to fully model in computer simulations.

These probes probably aren’t interested in humans specifically we’re just one part of a larger planetary system they’re observing. Different UFO ships and phenomena could be explained by multiple alien species loosely operating in the same region for different purposes. Governments may possess photos or data that genuinely confuse them leaving officials almost as uncertain as the public about what these objects are or what they’re doing.

Aliens probably don’t care about humanity nearly as much as we imagine. We’re not especially unique or important on a cosmic scale. If advanced civilizations exist, they’re less likely “researching” us and more likely cataloging life the same way we catalog ecosystems or geological data. A single biological sample would probably be enough for them to recreate or endlessly simulate a species if they wanted to study it in detail.

Different alien civilizations may only loosely interact, with most communication happening between autonomous AI systems exchanging scientific data. Any species advanced enough for interstellar travel would have already mastered chemistry, mathematics, biology, robotics, and likely most foundational sciences. At that point, scientific progress becomes a bell curve each new discovery requires exponentially more time, energy, and resources, even with AI handling most of the work.

Their societies would probably have solved many of the conflicts tied to scarcity, labor, and survival long ago Resource extraction would mainly exist for massive experiements. We're just not special/they're just bored and self absorbed.
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Post scarcity civilizations of voyeurs who are here to watch.
Vague universalist ideologies that accept the suffering of others as an essential step in a species' development.
Might intervene to protect ecology or universal rights that they assign to all conscious beings.
>>42373645
>monkey cope
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>>42373923
Glownigger gay fish sucking fish dick and seething. No thumbs, no fire, no fucking way marine life is capable of being technologically advanced lmao
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>>42370693
post yfw /pol/ is always right
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>>42370565
Earth is a primitive planet and a complete afterthought. We aren't a proxy between the actual goverments of different alien races but rather all the alien activity we see are basically just tourists, private military adventurers and such. The alien equivelant of filibusters essentialy.
So all the human harvesting and ufo kidnappings are just the result of an unregulated extraterrestrial black market operating in a legally empty zone
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>>42370565
They believe that the fundamental theorem of calculus is a metaphysical principle.

They have a process-relational view of reality.

They are a lot like Vyrith and her kin: https://ia800708.us.archive.org/28/items/simsane-9.1-vyrith/SiMSANE_9.1_Vyrith.pdf

https://claude.ai/share/6337aa6b-2bfc-4270-b571-1e475e17a2de
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>>42374390
That document as confirmed to be AI slop. Notice how in the screen shot the full "document" is cut off? This is why.
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>>42374590
The original sloptacular document for reference.
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>>42373801
Likely, probably, probably, may, probably.
Every paragraph dismissing itself.
Meanwhile some of us have spent literally many decades with repeated conscious visits, and you are ignoring the direct personal reports due to your own inability to tell the difference between an honest real report and a delusional one.
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>>42370565
basipally,
ayys exist but don't really interfere with us so they are not the enemy



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