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Daily reminder that fairies hate our guts and their job is to be like jealous control freak girlfriends.

>they actually see us as their property, not the other way

They don't have sex with us because they like us or are attracted to us. Intellectually, they hate their job. If you were a fairy you would be disgusted.

>you have fairies but they don't have sex with you

Lol. Can't be any more of a cuckold than that. It is basically one of their entire jobs. But they are jealous and if you don't do what they want, they are perfectly capable of making your lives a living hell.
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>>42370849
Fairies are innocent. Yes you heard me.
A baby is innocent. A tribal savage who gets dragged into another place is innocent of the laws there too. No, not ignorant. Innocent.

Innocent is the absence of knowledge of good and evil. Not the inability to do good or evil.
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>>42370849
sounds like modern women
>>42371443
what a simfp
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>>42370849
Because to them, humans are no talent retards. And it's fun to pick on the tard.
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>>42370849
Good job, fairies. I hate OP, too.
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My dick is bigger than that bitch. I'll smack her like a fly swatter.
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>>42370849
What to they want? Penis? Depraved sex? Why? Why can't I just beat my meat man.
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>>42371626
This, they sued to like me cuz I’m better than most people, and they’d still fuck me pretty bad but not like how the aliens do, just being mean and pranking me and tricking me into doing stupid shit like breaking mirrors and growing handfuls of slat rocks on the grass which was supposed to give me bad luck but a witch lady helped me throw more alt to reverse it, she wasn’t even mad about me salting her grass, there were a bunch of little circular dots of dead grass all around her porch.
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https://voca.ro/1fvOu0NCgzkx
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>>42370849
thanks for the reminder. too bad i never met one
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>>42370849
the same reason the affreetti hate us, God told them THIS IS MY GREATEST CREATION when he showed them humans.



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