I remembered the last /x/ thread about louisiana was a pile of dog shit. really there's so much A list spooky shit that happens here I have no idea why some retard would want to talk about the dog man or vampires. so without further adue....>people tend to be very poor here>they think people in Baltimore are broke but mfs do it here for generations and don't leave>It's notoriously dangerous to be a land lord for obvious reasons>one day one of these brave souls decides he has to evict this old lady>she was beloved by the community >everybody blew up his phone with mean texts and voicemails >telling him what a crass piece of shit he is>our hero soldiered on and stuffed the eviction papers in her mailbox anyway>old lady moves out politely and nobody talks to the guy for weeks>suddenly she starts showing up in his yard>he isn't worried at first and calls his brother across the street and asks his brother why shes there>"there's nobody in ur yard nigga">he shrugs this off and goes about his business>the next day he opens his front door and there's the old bat on his porch>says hello and politely asks her to stand aside>she isn't moving>goes inside and calls the fuzz>3 hours later a cop shows up >they review the doorbell cam>no old lady>the guy is starting to shit bricks at this point and tries not to think about it>next day he waddles into the kitchen for his morning cup of joe>guess who's sitting at his kitchen table>he tries calling her kids, her cousins, anybody to get this to stop>they leave him read>next night he wakes up and shes in the corner of his bedroom to give him a jump scare>also there's something else I need to mention, voodoo dolls are a real thing but some people use them better than others>why should you bother sticking pins in it or putting it in the microwave>she wanted our guy to suffer>the only way to stop this is to actually find the doll and destroy itshall I keep going?
He sounds extremely Jewish
>>42373532I heard this movie is pretty trippy
>>42373532Keep going. How's New Orleans?
>>42373540>he's seeing the old lady everywhere now>everyone has also noticed he stinks very badly>like cant be endured with 20 feet>he cant do any of his daily business because people cant get close to him>coupled with the psychological pressure people think that he's losing his marbles (who wouldn't) and neglecting his hygiene>anyway he's fixing some sort of electrical thing at one of his properties>gets a big gash on his arm>immediately proceeds to get staph>coupled with his drinking issue our boi's body could not take the pressure>by the time it was over he had lost 40 pounds and the majority of his personality>he couldn't destroy the doll because according to the family instead of doing it bodily harm the evil cunt 3 pointed it down a septic tankI know a few more of these. after my nap I'll post more.
>>42373560rather warm and wet and full of annoying tourists
>>42373540I mean, there are definitely plenty of shitty landlords out there, but also many shitty tenants. Niggas need to pay they rent and shitno cap (fr fr)
New Orleans is the only place I've ever experienced paranormal activity. >Be me>staying in a hostel>bought taquitos>made taquitos>put taquitos on plate>go to bathroom with taquitos (not typical, the urge struck and I didn't want to leave them out for others to fuck with)>leave bathroom with taquitos>as I'm leaving, something knocks the taquitos out of my hand>eat them anyway because fuck you ghost
>>42373634we are known for ghosts and voodoo here. too many moving parts for me to greentext it so I apologize for the wall of text. there are 2 types of voodoo practitioners.>the houndan>and the bokorthe houndan is a wonderful person that leads ceremonies and acts as a priest for the community. the bokor however is more what you would think of from the movies. literally a black magician. the only reason they exist was originally to do justice on criminals. sort of like how indians claim skin walkers used to be spies. but just like many bad things we adopt out of desperation, the bokor is much more trouble than he was worth. I heard this from the guy at the corner store and when I go for another can of Campbell's I'll ask him for the finer details. I cant sleep so I'll try to relate it as I heard it>this guy is a bit of a casanova>real pimp shit, a total ladies man>girls coming in and out of his place like it was trap house>some people fly too high though>supposedly his old uncle was a bokor>and also not a very nice guy>he had saved up a lot of money and got himself a lady of the night and had a grand old time>his nephew had gotten into the Bacardi and while he thought the old fellow was asleep, and helped himself to some booty as he was known to do>The old man wasn't asleep though>for whatever reason he took this personally>a few days later they find his nephew all but lifeless in his truck>but was he?>they declare him dead and bury him in an expensive above ground box>this is very important, people here and Haiti get buried in these things because if it rains too bad your grandma will float down the block and ruin somebody's day>well a few days after the funeral said box is discovered to be heavily vandalized>body is gone>a week goes by and the cops pick up this dude who was babbling incoherently and sitting naked in the street>somebody at the hospital recognizes him>it's Mr pimp juice
>>42373700so we all know zombies don't exist but we do know if you have shit healthcare and you bury people above ground, they tend to not stay there for a myriad of reasons. But if you manage to even get a grave here you're a baller, some people aren't so lucky.>be out on a drive with my old man>he liked to wake up in the middle of the night and cruise around in his old lincoln>I would usually be with him because I couldn't either>one night we get deep into the bayou and come to a bridge>dad stops the car>"watch this Anon, look at the water">honks his horn a couple of times>about 8 well fed alligators mob the bridge like they were late for church>apparently this is where the Marcello's dump bodies>feel really cool because my dad can beat up your dad>see doc about the mob and they used to be/still are a bigger deal here than new york>knowing my old man he probably owed them money thoughI could also talk about the axeman and other serial killers too if you guys are liking this. we actually have several.
>>42373777checked. you heard of clay the killer from Howard stern?
>>42373597Are there any vampires crawling around?
>>42373838>>42373842yes to both. we actually have similar stories about the undead here to Romania (and a similar terminally trashed populace). clay the killer was clearly not a native because of his obvious lack of accent. we sort of view outsiders with a healthy wariness. count de saint Germaine was a foreigner. so was Nicholas cage. supposedly the undead do several strange things in our folklore though, which is very similar to the strigoi>they hug people from behind>they cant cross a river>they are known to visit family members first before attacking the wider communitymy gf had to tell me to hug her from behind when we went to a concert. I know that's sounds stupid but you're not supposed to do it.
>>42373842count de st Germaine would be the most famous instance of a vampire but that feels made up to me. people are known to dress up as him to fuck with tourists but you have to be white to pull off the look so it isn't common. The only real instance of blood drinking that they tell you about was our version of Elizabeth bathory. >be rich southern lady>I guess get bored>start torturing your slaves to death>fire department find them all in your dominatrix basement>turns out everybody knew (and was probably joining in)the part about that story which isn't really talked about is she was a small woman. she would've had trouble torturing that many people without help.
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