I was doordashing last night and my first order took me to the grocery store>get to checkout>weird newer girl working>"what are you grateful for today, anon?"> "my car">remember she was talking about wanting a car>tells me she's gonna go "back to india" instead>struggle to say something nice about it>"well priorities are important and it seems yours are in order">grab receipt and leave>go about my shift>a few orders and a couple hours later>I finally have time to park and turn off the engine>I push the ignition button>"key not detected press brake to restart">starts up>I spend hours retracing my steps>darkness falling>pray to Christ>He reminds me of one particular house>I get there and find the keys right next to the porch stepDid the weird girl curse me? I'm almost convinced she was a witch who sought to teach me a lesson in gratitude, but didn't know I practice gratitude on a daily basis? What should I look for in a witch when she fails to curse someone protected by Christ's infinite light? Also, tell me about your witch/warlock experiences.
>>42373911Why are you talking to Indian women, anon? Anyways, no you just dropped your keys and didn’t realize it
>>42373911No, anon.You're so desperate for female interaction that you kept thinking about some jeet's pussy and dropped your keys.Lock the fuck in, you gay homosexual faggot.
>>42374031>>42373950I think you're both jeets with nothing to contribute
>>42373911>I practice gratitude on a daily basis?How would I know?
>>42374119So you're just not gonna accept any answer that's someone telling you that you dropped your keys, which you did?
>>42373911can anyone explain why praying to Christ after I decided to research the Bible and question religion worsened my life when before it didn't?!
>>42374137I said I'm almost convinced she's a witch. She's always spacing out, singing quietly and dancing like she's in a trance. I assume she'll be fired soon for weirding out the locals (she just got into town a few weeks ago).>>42374128Maybe having something i was grateful for instantly should have tipped you off. You're a bad person for trying to play God.
>>42374144Because you're not really willing to follow Christ. You probably think he's cool with you sinning in one way or another so you refuse to repent. Transformations are often painful, but keep the word in your heart and this too shall pass. Don't give up, anon.
>>42374158At first I thought you were just some kind of low-IQ normie, but the way you're being sent into unhinged, angry tangents by innocent responses that seem to have nothing to do with what you're responding to lets me know that you're actually just a full-on schizo.
>>42374144It's spiritual warfare. Satan controls a 3rd of the angels (now known as demons) and just about everyone who has a chance to become Christian is followed by one 24/7. They inject thoughts and emotions into your head to try and steer you, be careful not to mistaken a thought for your own, self awareness is clutch.If you're a sinner, they might try to steer you into a hole you'll never get out of like convincing you you're a gay trans furry snow fox and as long as you're having a good time gooning or sucking dick, they'll leave you alone. But the moment you discover the Truth, they'll torment you, make you sleepy, make reading the Bible feel impossible, they turn the temptation to sin up to 11, etc. You need to rely on Jesus and when the demons realize you're a chad who isn't going to fall for their tricks, they'll leave for a while. Study to show yourself approved. "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge" -God
>>42374167But that's not simply true, anon. I was a Christian my whole life UNTIL I started to ask question and gain critical thought. I've genuinely curious for this
>>42374242do you really think the whole universe is a game where you have to figure out to become Christian?
>>42374242>Study to show yourself approvedBut I left religion because I decided to study the Bible
>>42374137No anon, it has to be Jeebus. These conveniently hidden Christcuck threads from these panicked religious /pol/tards because their religion is dying out is hilarious. I mean just listen to their arguments in this thread>>42374242PROVE to me Satan is a real deity and not just a rip off of Pan/Saturn
>>42374294Digits proves divine influenceLack of digits proves demonic interference
>>423743214321... take that as you will, doubter
I'm pretty sure every single reply in this thread is Migga samefagging. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>42374275Translation: I watched a bill nye or dick dawkins yt video and became wise in your own conceit>>42374277Everything I mentioned is extrapolated from the Bible. I wouldn't say it's a game though, Jesus talked about hell more than any other topic. You are a child of Satan and he accuses you and claims you so your default destination is hell unless you take the pardon, God is a God of justice so everything in heaven is legal. God can legally take the death sentence off of you if you repent and believe Jesus paid for your transgressions. >>42374294Satan isn't a deity, he's a disgraced angel, a angel is a job title, they are not gods despite Satan desperately wanting to be one.
>>42373911>watch Christian youtube channel with 11.1k subs>check time at top left>7:11>check your dubs on this relevant thread>11
I was raised as a Roman Catholic- baptized as an infant, went to Sunday school, went to mass every Sunday, but ultimately stopped thinking about it when I went to university. Basic philosophy and logic led me to believe that overall religion was primarily a tool used in the medieval era to give priests and scholars a monopoly on knowledge and therefore power. It also seems to have been a useful tool to get otherwise degenerate animalistic humans to develop some sense of a moral compass. I also find it hard to believe that the afterlife has any real meaning to us humans. A critical component to “meaning” for us humans is the passage of time. For us to die and go to a different reality that is seemingly devoid of time would lose any real meaning for us humans, as we would have nothing truly invested in said reality. Also the concept of hell seems unfairly twisted and brutal- not that it would matter as time would not move in a sense that a human mind or spirit could understand, and with no respite for recovering or saving one’s self from torture- this punishment would ultimately lose any meaning, and it would eventually become mundane/trivial to the tortured soul. I also feel similarly about the concept of Heaven/Paradise. A dimension/world without linear time, and no higher purpose other to “exist in paradise” sounds meaningless to me.But still, despite these realizations, I’ve had several experiences in my adult life that make me question if I’m wrong about all of this.
>>42374448Particularly several “sleep paralysis” episodes I’ve had. Multiple times now I’ve had sleep paralysis where I can clearly hear and sense a demonic entity near me telling me, “He can’t hear you now”, but the second I start praying or say Jesus Christ’s name- the episode immediately ends. I also had a very intense “sleep paralysis” episode in my early 20s that I suspect wasn’t sleep paralysis at all. It started by me sense all of the life/energy in my room being drained. I woke up and turned over to my other side where it feel like all of the energy was being sucked into. I saw a massive pitch black figure that looked to be made of stone wearing a cloak that looked to be made of shadows. This thing started talking to me in the most torturous voice imaginable. Sounded like nails on a chalk board and a dead animals vocal cords being reanimated. Truly horrific. This thing stood there talking to me for what felt like days, but was probably just a few minutes. Its voice and presence was so horrible I started to drift into some kind of psychosis. This thing was spiritually toxic to be around. It eventually ended on a question that I barely understood, but watered down to, “Do you know me/How do you know my name?” I had no idea what this thing was talking about, so I essentially told to either kill me or fuck off. You have to understand that this was the kind of interaction where dying would be a mercy, I just wanted it to end. So it suddenly disappeared and I could feel life and energy flooding back into the room. I sat in my bed, and hid under the covers until the sun rose. I was petrified. Nothing in this world has ever terrified me like that, and I’ve had more than a couple close brushes with death. Never had anything like that happen to m ever again.>sorry didn’t mean to sage
>>42374448Bro catholic is corrupt, they use the Alexandrian text and get most of their doctrine from apocrypha.The Alexandrian text ushered in the dark ages, the Textus Receptus ushered in a revival with historic levels of prosperity.First 300 yrs the Roman empire perscuted Christians and then rebranded itself as the Catholic church and suddenly they're good? Yeah right. Pay2Sin indulgence, burning people at the stake for translating the Bible, works based salvation, Bibles were literally locked inside churches with gatekeepers.The NT was in Greek and OT was in Hebrew, the Septugint(Alexandrian text) translated the NT into Latin from Greek and translated the OT from Hebrew to Greek to Latin. The translation is extremely borked and they killed anyone who questioned it.
>>42373911Whenever looking for synchronicities be careful because you can easily get lost in the sauce. We have this thing called "apophenia" where our brains turn noise into patterns. In order to make sure that's not what's happening, you need to experience repeated synchronicities, like, at least three or more "coincidental" events. If it's just one, then it's likely merely a coincidence. Two means maybe something is happening, but you can't be sure. Three and you have a good reason to be suspicious in my opinion. Four or more and you can actually say you are definitely having some kind of synchronous experience, without a doubt.
>>42374275You made a Reddit account, didn't you?
>>42374144Just read the Bible and think about it that's a book of chosen people not about becoming or having a better life most of it it's full of suffering.Even Jesus lived like a hobo.If you expect to live a peaceful life and with comfort and commodity don't read that book and try to be as far away as possible from the church.Believe in something else
>>42374783Your opinion doesn't decide what's true. Going to hell because you can't handle the truth is legitimately sad.
>>42374031no you lock in
>>42374183Yes, I've been possessed by a demon of rage! That's why I keep calling names and cussing... oh wait, that's you.>>42374445Interesting synch. Must be a sign.
>>42374294You are lost and lash out. You don't have a purpose, yet you tell yourself you don't need one. You slip into a spiritual coma when you go down the path of hedonism. Christ is the the way and the truth.
>>42373911actually this sounds like the keys fell off your person and the lady you were nice to put them on the porch in a place where youd go see them. The good are repayed with goodness after all
holy kek is this what npcs think a syncronicity is? im embarassed for you. its obvious bait. an indian girl going back to india? should have just stopped the story thereclearly this is just a data mining thread. but i love arguing with myself when the chatbots are literally 20% me. i find it productive.if i can offer some advice, ditch the jew worship. youre never gonna move beyond a certain point if youre worshipping a jew. change 'Jesus' to literally anything else, like *NULL*, so you remove that impediment and begin to actually conceive of the Gods properly. it will also help you stop being so poor and pathetic. youre thankful for your car, and youre stripping it of its life to deliver goyslop? you have an rfid key so that car is clearly worth some money, whered you get the money anon? do something better with your life ffs. that all begins with ditching the jew worship though. you dont even have to leave your church or whatever, you can still go, and be aware what happens there is pushing you towards destruction. you just need to change your mode of thinking, because right now, youre not. thats my advice.
>>42374783you know where i can get me one of them hair shirts, or church sanctioned gimp suits? i wanna pass them out to the local church that no one attends. just to see the look on the pedophile's face. itll be funny.the moral of the story is these people are spiritually lost, one step away from swimming in their own feces. theyre angry at the circumstances of life, having to have desires, bodily functions, needing things like hygiene. i feel sorry for them, and this could be a way to help them understand the road theyre taking is intended to destroy them.
>>42374119the more likely explanation is both the cashier and op are jeets, and youre just a jew who doesnt know hes part jeet
>>42374144because christ is the god of the npcs, and by praying to christ, youve informed the real gods of this world that your status needs to be adjusted. christ also works the same way irl. people can look at a christian and know immediately theyre dealing with an npc, theyre basically living advertisements for 'npcs available to fall for npc things'. imagine them all as a bunch of woodrow wilsons, people who can routinely be taken advantage of, exploited, fell for it award winners.im not saying you should exploit them, just that they do that, and its what they are.just think of where you have to be to worship a circumcised jewish rabbi as your god. thats full-blown lobotomy territory, you aint fixing that kind of damage.
>>42374242but youre not a chad, youre an uber eats driver delivering food to jeets. youre basically delivering them their feces. youre doing jeet work. chads dont do jeet work, they kill a jew and live in his mansion off the infinite supply of gibs stipened onto the cards he had in his wallet. or they dont even need to work because they have sugar mommies who will give them a place to crash and buy their food and pay their bills. whereas you, youre about as far removed from chad as one can possibly be. you didnt even tell that jeet cashier to go home and to never come back. you should have told her she is in hell, because some christcuck sold out the country to jews and now its all just one giant wageslave factory where people have to compete with their neighbors in order to survive, and that she doesnt belong here. she still has a country that is culturally and racially homogenous country to go back to. and that is a luxury that money cannot buy.
>>42374242>My people are destroyed for lack of knowledgethats because your god is Ahriman/Angra Mainyu, who jews ripped off to create the Satan character, but is the essence of which Yahweh himself is based on.knowledge is verboten, just like being proud of your son for scoring his first goal is a sin. its because your 'god' is the antithesis of life, and all that is good. but if you cant define god (technically its gods), then you cant define good.your choice seems rather obvious. you can continue lying to yourself and pretending like being a jeet eats driver is meaningful and that your existance (technically not life) has purpose, or you can face the reality, that youre actually in a dire place in danger of permenant erasure. and theres lifeboats everywhere around you, which is as simple as just not trusting jews, trashing their definitions and parameters for good and evil, and seeking out the gods of your own accord. if you reveal yourself to them, they will reveal themselves to you.
>>42375526>>42375570>Don't trust Jews, but do a trust a streetshitting jeet like meNo thanks saar
>>42374144You should not avoid the rod. Fear of God is the beginning of wisdom. You should instead be circumspect and determine the root causes of the problems you are having and repent/change your mind/behavior so it no longer happens.
>>42374242those "demons" btw, are actually called daimons. they are your link to divinity, theyre responsible for the development of your soul. they are the charioteer which provides you your Archetype, the path which your soul must undertake to become whole again.of course jews are going to call them evil, and tell you they are evil, and make you want to avoid them, and blame every "raised christian" degenerate for communing with them. you think of demons like baphomet, weird tranny things invented by bible believing church going spiritually jewish men. if that is you, they will appear to you as horrors beyond your comprehension. they are testing you. you should naturally have a neutral disposition towards them, and form your own judgment, but you have a bias, because you fell for the Reuters strategy, where jews get the first word in, and you become cemented in their opinions rather than have basic levels of mental, intellectual and spiritual sovereignty. do you trust the gods or not? do you think theyre going to condemn you just for considering the possibility that jews are lying, and that those evil things only appear evil because you believe they are evil, and that they are projections of your own spiritual status?anon, youre in a bad place. if you think faggots and trannies are communing with their daimons, then youve lost the plot. youre way more likely to become a faggot or a tranny by going to church and worshipping a jew like jesus christ. those are just the facts. these daimons have existed for all of human history, yet all the degenerate faggotry only ever happened after a culture came into contact with jews. the same jews who wrote your bible. think about that.
>>42374242Everyone. Ignores. Isaiah 45-7.
>>42374119Kek
>>42375437demon or least self-aware NPC, call it.
>>42375570what in gnostic tarnation is this shitYou got a demon 100%
>>42373911>i'm a fucking retard and I lost my keys. Is it because I interacted with a female???
>>42373911You're being (a 'lil bit) schizo. Sometimes girls say weird shit like that to see how you react. You reacted badly, you spun out of control. Good thing she didn't see that. She's also Indian? That means she's going to keep saying things like that, and "namaste," and "quantum" and "Hindu Krishna"
>>42376229>>42376238*daemonsee >>42375697if you have been operating under a subset of Evil for your entire life, then Good would appear to you as Evil. that is spiritual jewishness in a nutshell. the LED light youve been staring at this whole time has been blinding you.let me ask you something. which is the more Evil: the hebrews of the bible and the judeans (the sort jesus alleges himself to be); or Socrates?which of them has a demon?
>>42376648>you spun out of controlLmao stop projecting. I never said anything near that, nor did I feel that.
>>42376633I'm a dashing dasherI look women in the eye and they long for my return to their wage cage that they might reslicken their snail trails
>>42375073Interesting viewpoint. Thanks, anon.
>>42377196these baitbots need workno ones going to engage this shit they cant even read english>>42377199you should just marry that poojeeta and move back to india with her. maybe she can teach you about synchronicities.
>>42377209Are you a bot or retarded? >nobody can read thatOkay so both aka Indian. Disgusting.